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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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#24956

There may only be another 10 pages of recruiting content, but there will be at least another 300 of crap.  Probably at least 40 500! posts on page 501, also.

#24959
16 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

You know, for an aggie, she seems like a good mom.... unlike Bryce Foster's red ass mom.

Edited by Lou_Sassle

#24960

Does it give anyone else the….heeby geebies when you see a Texas “grad/player” (albeit huge fan) have such…lovely grammar? I appreciate you Miller and your run stuffing ways but I’m beginning to wondered..

Edited by RockyMountainHighHorn

#24962
4 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Does it give anyone else the….heeby geebies when you see a Texas “grad/player” (albeit huge fan) have such…lovely grammar? I appreciate you Miller and your run stuffing ways but I’m being to wondered..

Ion give a fuck about his grammar, he’s going to battle on the Twitter for Texas against the land thieves. 

#24963
8 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Does it give anyone else the….heeby geebies when you see a Texas “grad/player” (albeit huge fan) have such…lovely grammar? I appreciate you Miller and your run stuffing ways but I’m beginning to wondered..

That is what happens when you speak into a phone. It doesn't catch the difference between "wonder" and "wondered," and then you don't catch that mistake before hitting send. It happens to be all the time.

#24964
14 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Does it give anyone else the….heeby geebies when you see a Texas “grad/player” (albeit huge fan) have such…lovely grammar? I appreciate you Miller and your run stuffing ways but I’m beginning to wondered..

No34

#24965
17 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Does it give anyone else the….heeby geebies when you see a Texas “grad/player” (albeit huge fan) have such…lovely grammar? I appreciate you Miller and your run stuffing ways but I’m beginning to wondered..

no and stfu k bye

#24969
5 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Made it official, Jonah Wilson committed to Houston

Imagine choosing third ward over Quinn/Arch.

Edited by Chuckie Finster

#24971
14 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Made it official, Jonah Wilson committed to Houston

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9 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Imagine choosing third ward over Quinn/Arch.

feels like a situation where there is way more to it. U of H is like ~25 miles away from home.

Edited by NoName

#24974
39 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Made it official, Jonah Wilson committed to Houston

😂😂😂 Good luck to him. [BestAggieVoice] I guess he wasn’t SEC good, did not want [/BestAggieVoice]

#24978
1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

He really decommitted to us to go to Coug high? What’s the story here? 

folks at reddit and twitter are saying it's because he has a kid

#24981
12 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

He really decommitted to us to go to Coug high? What’s the story here? 

 

10 minutes ago, NoName said:

folks at reddit and twitter are saying it's because he has a kid

 

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#24983
20 minutes ago, NoName said:

folks at reddit and twitter are saying it's because he has a kid

I recall Gary Johnson having like 8 kids while he was here and it wasn’t a problem. 

#24984
23 minutes ago, NoName said:

folks at reddit and twitter are saying it's because he has a kid

You have to respect that decision. Hard to fault a kid for choosing what is best for his kid over Texas. 

#24985
9 hours ago, runthebone said:

There may only be another 10 pages of recruiting content, but there will be at least another 300 of crap.  Probably at least 40 500! posts on page 501, also.

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#24986
7 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

I recall Gary Johnson having like 8 kids while he was here and it wasn’t a problem. 

So, that’s how it became known as a “Johnson” …

#24988
4 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

You have to respect that decision. Hard to fault a kid for choosing what is best for his kid over Texas. 

Hard disagree.

#24989
3 minutes ago, mwaadeeb said:

Hard disagree.

Yea, he should move his baby and baby momma to live with him in Austin while he plays school and football. He won't be distracted at all. Or he should decide to be an absent father and to hell with baby and baby momma while he bangs bitches and plays school and football.

Fuck him, his family, his desire to be a better man, and his feelings. 

#24993
15 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Yea, he should move his baby and baby momma to live with him in Austin while he plays school and football. He won't be distracted at all. Or he should decide to be an absent father and to hell with baby and baby momma while he bangs bitches and plays school and football.

Fuck him, his family, his desire to be a better man, and his feelings. 

I couldnt have said it better myself. 

Kids!  Responsibilities!  

Fuuuuck!

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