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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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#25001
You have to respect that decision. Hard to fault a kid for choosing what is best for his kid over Texas. 

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#25002
11 hours ago, runthebone said:

There may only be another 10 pages of recruiting content, but there will be at least another 300 of crap.  Probably at least 40 500! posts on page 501, also.



Does anybody know who has the best chicken fried steak/hamburger/cheese steak/brisket/pizza in Texas?

#25004
3 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Made it official, Jonah Wilson committed to Houston

 

3 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Processed.

I doubt it. Looking up senior season stats of the WRs that UT recruited this cycle on the MaxPreps website, Wilson is probably having the best senior season out of all them.

#25005
2 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

I doubt it. Looking up senior season stats of the WRs that UT recruited this cycle on the MaxPreps website, Wilson is probably having the best senior season out of all them.

… whale of a year.

#25006
2 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

I doubt it. Looking up senior season stats of the WRs that UT recruited this cycle on the MaxPreps website, Wilson is probably having the best senior season out of all them.

It was a joke.  Marion has been over Wilson for years and offered him when he was at Pitt.  They clearly want him - but for whatever reason Wilson has decided to go a different way.

I'm hoping we can get Moore on-board and then go portal hunting.

#25007

Would be interesting to know what he left on the table from NIL at Texas compared to what he's able to snag from Houston Community. Once I know the details I'll decide whether the kid is being a good dad to his kid, or just a short-sighted kid.

#25008
1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:



Does anybody know who has the best chicken fried steak/hamburger/cheese steak/brisket/pizza in Texas?

fify

#25012
22 minutes ago, Soccer Dudes Dad said:

I say 49%.  See what I did there? 
49-0 is forever on my mind!!!

Only 20 hours late on that joke. Still, 49-0 gets rep.

#25013

Watching today's OB Modcast & Ketch says that Vasek decommitting from OU is inevitable & OU is really MAD AF about Vasek's UOV for the ISU-UT game & he wouldn't be shocked if Vasek decommited this week. Skip to the 46:55 time mark for the segment:

 

 

 

 

#25015
4 hours ago, mwaadeeb said:

So was I dumbass.

 

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

hard disagree

 

3 hours ago, mwaadeeb said:

ok you're right I'm the devil

 

3 hours ago, The Beast said:

Quality funny. Good job!

This is how we get to 1000, but I prefer the cheese pun route.

#25016
3 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:



Does anybody know who has the best chicken fried steak/hamburger/cheese steak/brisket/pizza in Texas?

Jim's, McDonald's, Texadelphia, Pok-e-joe's, Cici's

/ducks

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#25017
15 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Watching today's OB Modcast & Ketch says that Vasek decommitting from OU is inevitable & OU is really MAD AF about Vasek's UOV for the ISU-UT game & he wouldn't be shocked if Vasek decommited this week. Skip to the 46:55 time mark for the segment:

 

 

 

 

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#25018
23 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Watching today's OB Modcast & Ketch says that Vasek decommitting from OU is inevitable & OU is really MAD AF about Vasek's UOV for the ISU-UT game & he wouldn't be shocked if Vasek decommited this week. Skip to the 46:55 time mark for the segment:

 

 

 

 

Uh....no. 

#25019
38 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Watching today's OB Modcast & Ketch says that Vasek decommitting from OU is inevitable & OU is really MAD AF about Vasek's UOV for the ISU-UT game & he wouldn't be shocked if Vasek decommited this week. Skip to the 46:55 time mark for the segment:

 

 

 

 

 

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#25020
2 hours ago, Chopper said:

Would be interesting to know what he left on the table from NIL at Texas compared to what he's able to snag from Houston Community. Once I know the details I'll decide whether the kid is being a good dad to his kid, or just a short-sighted kid.

The 2nd NIL contract is the one receviers want.. rookie NIL deals typically pale in comparison.  Go some place you can play year 1 is not necessarily a bad move.

#25022
4 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Does anybody know who has the best chicken fried steak/hamburger/cheese steak/brisket/pizza in Texas?

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#25024
1 hour ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Watching today's OB Modcast & Ketch says that Vasek decommitting from OU is inevitable & OU is really MAD AF about Vasek's UOV for the ISU-UT game & he wouldn't be shocked if Vasek decommited this week. Skip to the 46:55 time mark for the segment:

 

 

 

 

yeah, I skipped a little further.... like entirely.  But I think I got the gist from you, and that's as close as I really want to get.

#25025
1 hour ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Watching today's OB Modcast & Ketch says that Vasek decommitting from OU is inevitable & OU is really MAD AF about Vasek's UOV for the ISU-UT game & he wouldn't be shocked if Vasek decommited this week. Skip to the 46:55 time mark for the segment:

 

 

 

 

You watched until the 46:55 mark?  What dafuq is wrong with you?

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#25031

Vasek's latest IG follows are basically our entire recruiting class, some Texas T&F members, and Cooper+Heidi Manning. its a brewin'

#25033
7 hours ago, crash_davis said:

while he bangs bitches and plays school and football.

Sounds like that’s what got him here in the first place….

#25035
4 hours ago, Tree Fidy said:

You watched until the 46:55 mark?  What dafuq is wrong with you?

Clearly hoping to see ketch explode, like full pork body meat explosion.  17% chance that happens at any given moment

#25036
1 hour ago, WinningIsHard said:

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This made me think of some interaction ketch has had to of been through on Twitter haha. 

Being Lazio makes it even funnier

#25038
2 hours ago, Zhorn96 said:

Clearly hoping to see ketch explode, like full pork body meat explosion.  17% chance that happens at any given moment

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#25040
On 10/2/2022 at 8:51 PM, Butch Had Not said:

I remember one time I was trying to bang a girl that lived in Jester and wanted to impress her with a cookie cake for her bday.  I went to Dobe (if I remember correctly)and bought the cookie cake and walked back to Jester with it. I get to her room and mother fucker,  she already had two BIGGER cookie cakes sitting there already partially eaten. Needless to say I didn't get laid.

So I will forever be triggered by cookie cakes.

No worries, sounds like the bitch is probably pushing 350lbs by now.  Shouldn't be considered a loss for anyone....unless you're Vic.

#25041

I really wish we got that one LB out of UNLV in the portal. He's tearing up shit at on that trash ass MSU team

#25042
On 10/3/2022 at 3:00 PM, LTtxfan said:

Yeah a good hike is great exercise...

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Seems like their knees have taken a beating....of course that could be a good sign.

#25043
On 10/19/2022 at 11:46 AM, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

500!  Halfway there you dirtbags!

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#25044
9 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Thanks for reporting, because I can’t watch that crap. 
 

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I've tried, multiple times until the last attempt where I stoped at his intro. "Yooo, what's happenin' to go with his thumb of a face-neck is somehow worse than Burton's intro music.

#25045
9 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Maybe we have our answer RE: Greathouse?
 

 

5 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Are we not full up on tall slow possession receivers?

The entire IT staff is high on Jaden Greathouse as a prospect. They think he can be a Day 1 replacement for Jordan Whittington as go-to big slot WR similar to Lil' Jordan Humphrey. Nahlin's response when a poster asked about how does Greathouse fits in with Sark's preference for speed at WR:

 

 

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#25047
8 hours ago, cashman said:

I really wish we got that one LB out of UNLV in the portal. He's tearing up shit at on that trash ass MSU team

Remind us what high school he is currently attending as a member of the 2023 class?

#25049
In case anyone was wondering who UT is recruiting as the 2nd CB in this class to replace Jordan Matthews, GH confirmed on Sunday that "Texas is recruiting Toviano as a corner. On3 views him as more of versatile DB that could play anywhere in the secondary."

Watched Toviano play one game on tv and he was a jump off the screen talent. Dude is an obvious beast at corner.
#25050
The entire IT staff is high on Jaden Greathouse as a prospect. They think he can be a Day 1 replacement for Jordan Whittington as go-to big slot WR similar to Lil' Jordan Humphrey. Nahlin's response when a poster asked about how does Greathouse fits in with Sark's preference for speed at WR:
 
 
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Doesn’t sark get that big body wr in the slot effect from his tight ends? So if the guy is a mismatch because of his size like lilJ then that might not offer something the TEs already provide to the scheme.

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