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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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#26101
6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

For the olds (including me, who had to google it) - That's Derrick Williams account reposting the Anthony Hill decommit.

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#26102
13 minutes ago, D3zii said:

exactly GIF
 

why are y’all processing Williams out just because they’re talking to Bowen??? I’ve been following Williams and he’s been pro Texas. The man hasn’t even taking any visits 

No one is processing Williams out. But he's a high-profile recruit from Louisiana and LSU looks pretty damn good this year. Gotta CYA in case he changes his mind and heads to LSU or Bama. 

#26105
36 minutes ago, D3zii said:

exactly GIF
 

why are y’all processing Williams out just because they’re talking to Bowen??? I’ve been following Williams and he’s been pro Texas. The man hasn’t even taking any visits 

They saw the LSU win and know all the stories about the Cajun mafia in recruiting. They are just protecting themselves. Everyone wants him to sign with Texas

#26107
5 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

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We’ve fought really hard for that one extra loss a year. (joke, kind of).

2 hours ago, LCHorn said:

Very curious to hear what NIL talk went down between us and Hill.

I’m going to hold my excitement until this guy is signed. I’ve played this recruiting excitement game before and he’s got a lot of suitors.

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#26108
7 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Assuming Hill is as advertised we could have a bad ass MLB and TE (Sanders) on the same team. What is that like? Is that even legal? 

Wasn’t for Denton Ryan…

#26109
2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

We’ve fought really hard for that one extra loss a year. (joke, kind of).

I’m going to hold my excitement until this guy is signed. I’ve played this recruiting excitement game before and he’s got a lot of suitors.

Your mom had a lot of suitors last night.

#26115
3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The best news out of all that is about your mom. Happy about that for you and your family!

This is the most mature "your mom" post in the history of Surly.

#26120
22 minutes ago, ADecentlyPaidJanitor said:

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I don’t  think I can remember a time, when possible flip news to Texas was coming from the Aggie mods first. Did someone kill the Minister of Propaganda? 

#26122
Just now, KeysPhoneWallet said:


Why would we give up on Toviano, he’s a stud at a position of desperate need.

Because he's all but bought in to LSU from an outsiders point of view and if Bravion Rogers is actually a possibility it would be a good concession?

#26123
31 minutes ago, ADecentlyPaidJanitor said:

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I'll take this to mean he reached out to Texas. And I'm pretty sure there is room for both Rogers and Toviano.

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#26125
1 hour ago, Masshole Horn said:

A number 6? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.

The burnt orange number 6? Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into recruits homes, a whoopin' and whompin' every other team that offers,within an inch of its life. Except the aggies, of course.

You spare the aggies?


NAW. We rape the shit out of them and steal all of their recruits at the Number 6 Dance later on.

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#26126
9 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

I don’t  think I can remember a time, when possible flip news to Texas was coming from the Aggie mods first. Did someone kill the Minister of Propaganda? 

Liucci is coked out of his mind giving a blowjob in the parking lot to a guy he thinks is Jennifer Love Hewitt.

#26127
1 minute ago, Hornlover said:

The burnt orange number 6? Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into recruits homes, a whoopin' and whompin' every other team that offers,within an inch of its life. Except the aggies, of course.

You spare the aggies?


NAW. We rape the shit out of them and steal all of their recruits at the Number 6 Dance later on.

there it is!!

#26128
38 minutes ago, ADecentlyPaidJanitor said:

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I think the 9.95ers have switched course to force change. They want to throw fuel on the fire and ride this bitch into a hindenberg disaster so that onlookers read their shit out of morbid curiosity.

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#26129

Any chance we go back after Dalton Brooks to slide in at DB? Looks like we were his first offer back in ‘20.

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#26130
1 minute ago, Henry Hill said:

Any chance we go back after Dalton Brooks to slide in at DB? Looks like we were his first offer back in ‘20.

I think we have better targets. Dalton is kind of a position tweener. Great athlete but not great at offense also not great on defense.

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#26131
11 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

The burnt orange number 6? Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into recruits homes, a whoopin' and whompin' every other team that offers,within an inch of its life. Except the aggies, of course.

You spare the aggies?


NAW. We rape the shit out of them and steal all of their recruits at the Number 6 Dance later on.

 

6 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I think the 9.95ers have switched course to force change. They want to throw fuel on the fire and ride this bitch into a hindenberg disaster so that onlookers read their shit out of morbid curiosity.

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Slim Pickens getting a lot of run in this page.  Seems more apropos for the aggy recruiting thread. 

#26132
26 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I'll take this to mean he reached out to Texas. And I'm pretty sure there is room for both Rogers and Toviano.

I would love for Jayvon Thomas to show up this weekend.  But Rogers will do.

#26134
A number 6? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one.
Ask a Baylor fan, they used to be really good at them.

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#26137

Do we still have room for Colton Vasek with this sudden surge of interest from super highly rated guys?

#26138

Why has this thread suddenly been infected with several stupid questions like “why are we processing out a five star safety recruit?”, and “why have we stopped recruiting the top four star corner on the board?”

 

#26139
1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Why has this thread suddenly been infected with several stupid questions like “why are we processing out a five star safety recruit?”, and “why have we stopped recruiting the top four star corner on the board?”

 

Probably the same people who said we should let Worthy walk.

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#26140
Why has this thread suddenly been infected with several stupid questions like “why are we processing out a five star safety recruit?”, and “why have we stopped recruiting the top four star corner on the board?”
 

Because there is news and someone left the football board unlocked.
#26144
Liucci is coked out of his mind giving a blowjob in the parking lot to a guy he thinks is Jennifer Love Hewitt.
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#26145
2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

SIAP, but Sam Spiegelman changed his On3 pick on Deal from Texas to TCU.

That’s a bummer. Based on the primary recruiters it looks like both schools are thinking offense for him. 

#26146
1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Liucci is coked out of his mind giving a blowjob in the parking lot to a guy he thinks is Jennifer Love Hewitt.

I don’t think you’re far off, he’s looking rough. 
 

 

#26149
15 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

Looch would be the d-bag who shows up at his 30 year high school reunion in his band letter jacket.

Narrator: He never lettered

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