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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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#26401
6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Dammit. Good catch. That’s what I get for posting during a meeting. He’ll be Sark to me when he’s won 10 games and played in a conference championship game. 

So, December 3rd. Got it.

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#26403
Dammit. Good catch. That’s what I get for posting during a meeting. He’ll be Sark to me when he’s won 10 games and played in a conference championship game. 

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#26404
2 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

I really hope we don't fuck this up and lose next week. 

but what about this week?

#26405
6 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

I really hope we don't fuck this up and lose next week. 

I don't think losing is the issue. Losing bad might, like getting blown out. I don't see that happening though. I have a sneaking suspicion there is much more to the story. Not for Vasek, but the others. Maybe destiny has a plan for Sark and the longhorns. OU bad, aggy bad, NIL developing with the school with more money than anyone else. Maybe we are building the Death Star here.

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#26407

In a couple of years we’re going to have the best DE tandem in the country with Vasek and Burke. Or if not the best at least the highest net worth. 

#26408
13 minutes ago, Creasy Bear said:

I really hope we don't fuck this up and lose next week. 

Why, so we can fuck it up the following week?

#26411
1 hour ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

Why is OU getting so nervous about a current ND commit?  I know he has been rumored to go somewhere else but this seems a little odd. 

They’ve gone complete aggy. Screenshots on Texas are nearly identical. 

#26412
7 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

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Nah, just not ready to believe. We will beat TCU, though.

#26413
51 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:


Technically it’s Anthony Hill liking and reposting Arch’s post liking and tagging Hill and Toviano on Vasek’s commitment post

And I'm pretty sure this means his erection level for red teams has become very low:

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#26414
30 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Maybe we are building the Death Star here.

I've got some bad news about what happened to the Death Star.

#26416
4 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

My birthday for those who still have shopping to do!

You’ll get nothing at like it! 

#26423
3 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

BUG MOUNTAIN!

I was the first to make this joke.  flattering that y’all have taken to it so we’ll. 

#26426
1 minute ago, futureman said:

I was the first to make this joke.  flattering that y’all have taken to it so we’ll. 

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#26429
11 minutes ago, speed817 said:

This news just made dinner a little more special tonight.....

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I celebrated at Jim’s for lunch.

 

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#26431

This flipmas moment deserves some of the poutine I made tonight.  Cheers 

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#26434

I’ve got to be honest, the aggy misery is making me much happier than the UT success.  I’m not sure what that says about me as a human being, but at this point our team has a ceiling this year in terms of what they can accomplish.  Maybe we win out, win the conference, and play in a respectable bowl game.  Yay progress!  Aggy has no floor.  The no floor part makes my dick harder than the respectable bowl game does.

#26437
Or he's just excited about Vaseks flip?

Yeah he doesn’t seem to be the quickest on social media. Thinking just Vasek but hoping I’m wrong.
#26438
I was the first to make this joke.  flattering that y’all have taken to it so we’ll. 

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#26440
25 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I’ve got to be honest, the aggy misery is making me much happier than the UT success.   

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#26441
1 hour ago, OnAComputer said:

 

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Sark hasn't been restricted by initial counters.
According to that breakdown, he signed 29.5 players per year vs 21.5 players per year the previous 7.

#26442
6 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Sark hasn't been restricted by initial counters.
According to that breakdown, he signed 29.5 players per year vs 21.5 players per year the previous 7.

Ask him he is here @OnAComputer

#26443

I put a link on the football board to a writer, that I know well, who is new to the MBG site. He covers Texas for them and does a preview of games on Thursday and a recap on Sunday. He's now doing a recruiting column on Tuesday. Here is his first one. If you're so inclined, give it a read and a share. 

#26444
2 hours ago, OnAComputer said:

 

It's almost like hiring the DoR that made NC State a consistently ranked power with UNC and Clemson's leftovers was a good call.

#26445
3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Texas is going to be #1 or #2 pretty soon here. Sark needs to get it done on Saturday to keep the momentum. 

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#26446
27 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Sark hasn't been restricted by initial counters.
According to that breakdown, he signed 29.5 players per year vs 21.5 players per year the previous 7.

The NCCA has waived that rule for the past two years and even before when it was a rule, it was easy to circumvent. 
 

In other words, DONT WORRY ABOUT THE MOTHERFUCKING NUMBERS! 

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