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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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#26753
15 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Out of curiosity, do Walton and Dylan Spencer play the same position?

Let me clarify, do they project to the same position in college?

No. Spencer is JACK, Walton is a DE.

Spencer, if he doesn't eventually move inside, will play the position that Sorrell plays. Walton will play the position that #18 plays.

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1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

Andrew Hattersley (Aggie 247), on Jayvon Thomas.

 

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Last one left, turn out the lights.

#26755
3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Andrew Hattersley (Aggie 247), on Jayvon Thomas.

 

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Everybody else may be gone from that class by the time he takes that last OV.

Roach just posted an update on Bowen.  Doesn't have many upvotes, so assuming he's not coming.

#26757
54 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Billy Walton is such a good eval before he blew up.

5-6? Real participation trophy vibes w/r to playoff qualifying 

#26759
4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

5-6? Real participation trophy vibes w/r to playoff qualifying 

I ended up fucking a girl from Mansfield quite a bit my freshman year. She just grabbed me after class one day and stopped me, asked me if I was following the course well enough and needed a study partner.

Well, the truth was that it was Biology for non-science, so of course I was crushing it. But this poor hot girl from Mansfield and staying in Scottish Rite as a freshman needed help, so I helped. I think I violated Scottish Rite more in that next 4-6 months than the Brits during Prima Noctae. 

Anyway, outside of a few folks, like I think Childs, I haven’t thought much about Mansfield in a long, long time. Good on you, @texifornia , critical shit.

#26760
18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

5-6? Real participation trophy vibes w/r to playoff qualifying 

You see much much worse than that in TXHSFB playoffs, especially at the lower levels. I’m talking winless teams in the playoffs.

And in fairness to Summit they are almost always a tough out in the postseason, no matter what their record. They barely lost that game tonight.

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#26762
26 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I ended up fucking a girl from Mansfield quite a bit my freshman year. She just grabbed me after class one day and stopped me, asked me if I was following the course well enough and needed a study partner.

Well, the truth was that it was Biology for non-science, so of course I was crushing it. But this poor hot girl from Mansfield and staying in Scottish Rite as a freshman needed help, so I helped. I think I violated Scottish Rite more in that next 4-6 months than the Brits during Prima Noctae. 

Anyway, outside of a few folks, like I think Childs, I haven’t thought much about Mansfield in a long, long time. Good on you, @texifornia , critical shit.

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#26763
1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

Out of curiosity, do Walton and Dylan Spencer play the same position?

Let me clarify, do they project to the same position in college?

 

52 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

No. Spencer is JACK, Walton is a DE.

Spencer, if he doesn't eventually move inside, will play the position that Sorrell plays. Walton will play the position that #18 plays.

UT recruited Spencer as a DT. Bo David has always been he's primary recruiter.

@HtownHorn When you posted "Spencer is JACK, Walton is a DE", I think you meant "Walton is a Buck".

#26766
3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I ended up fucking a girl from Mansfield quite a bit my freshman year. She just grabbed me after class one day and stopped me, asked me if I was following the course well enough and needed a study partner.

Well, the truth was that it was Biology for non-science, so of course I was crushing it. But this poor hot girl from Mansfield and staying in Scottish Rite as a freshman needed help, so I helped. I think I violated Scottish Rite more in that next 4-6 months than the Brits during Prima Noctae. 

Anyway, outside of a few folks, like I think Childs, I haven’t thought much about Mansfield in a long, long time. Good on you, @texifornia , critical shit.

You know who's from Mansfield that you've definitely thought about?

 

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Posted on 247.  Supposedly Duce Robinson and Lane.
 
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Saw them at gameday, definitely there


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#26781
24 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

They call that a girlfriend…

If that’s the case did we offer a scholarship for softball?

#26788
3 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

They call that a girlfriend…

Most of us at surly aren’t really familiar with that concept. Let’s just call her the girl with the restraining order to keep it relatable 

#26791
1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Well done. But they got outside help. 

I can't get over how weird this comment is.

#26793
21 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

Most of us at surly aren’t really familiar with that concept. Let’s just call her the girl with the restraining order to keep it relatable 

Speak for yourself.  The surly I know fucks dimes.  #royalblood 

#26798
1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

How does Anthony Hill compare to Harold Perkins, also can we get Perkins from the portal

Perkins looks awesome. Honey badger-y. Somebody tell him we’ve got more gummy bears. Also cash.

Hill could grow into an end, Perkins could credibly play safety. They’re pretty different. 

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