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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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#26803
1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

How does Anthony Hill compare to Harold Perkins, also can we get Perkins from the portal

No shit. Mentioned in the other thread, if we* ain't tampering here, we* ain't doing it right.

 

*With the full recognition a broke ass mofo like myself shouldn't even breath the word "we" with what others in this thread have done for my Alma... Cheers to you gentlemen!

#26811

At least we’ve been able to show that we can overcome our second half offensive woes. First time we’ve score more in the second half than the first all season, right?

#26813
3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Let’s hope he’s impressed with the defense, because the offensive recruits are probably texting some other teams about now. 

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#26814

It's pretty amazing how this program just continues to piss away any chance they get to take a big step in gaining momentum.

#26815
No one wastes huge, program changing opportunities quite like Texas. 

No one overreacts to the outcome of the game when recruits are visiting quite like Texas fans.


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#26816
40 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

This wasn’t the game where we had all of the recruits, was it? 

no I don’t think anyone was here. 

#26818
9 minutes ago, RichUT said:

No one overreacts to the outcome of the game when recruits are visiting quite like Texas fans.

this one matters.  huge recruiting weekend.  our 5-star quarterback looks like case mccoy’s backup and sark looks like an inept fucking mouth-breathing fuckwit.  it’s a disaster. 

#26819
11 minutes ago, futureman said:

this one matters.  huge recruiting weekend.  our 5-star quarterback looks like case mccoy’s backup and sark looks like an inept fucking mouth-breathing fuckwit.  it’s a disaster. 

For once, you aren’t trolling. 

This program never misses an opportunity to miss an opportunity. 

#26820

This was actually not a bad game for the recruiting weekend. The defense played its ass off. Quinn isn't improving. Teams will make Quinn beat them going forward.

#26821
Just now, Atticus said:

Quinn isn't improving. Teams will make Quinn beat them going forward.

Sark seems to fall back into run, run, deep shot against these drop 8 defenses and it just doesn't work. We only moved the ball once we started hitting intermediate stuff.

#26822
57 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

At least we’ve been able to show that we can overcome our second half offensive woes. First time we’ve score more in the second half than the first all season, right?

We have scored (checks notes) six points in the last six quarters.

#26823
On 11/11/2022 at 9:00 AM, T-shirt Sip said:

Don't shit the bed Sark. That's a lot of '24 recruits to make an impression on. 

…and he shit the bed. 

#26826
Just now, TexasGary said:

In regards to Arch, how certain are we that Quinn is definitely leaving after next year for the NFL draft?

Shouldn't make any difference,  Arch will beat him out.  Quin would be an ok backup.  

#26827
In regards to Arch, how certain are we that Quinn is definitely leaving after next year for the NFL draft?

From the looks of it, seems unlikely. Unless he happens to make a big leap next year.
#26829
12 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Quinn isn't improving.

Not just "not improving". He's regressing, and in a big way. He's missing throws he was making earlier in the season.

#26830
11 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Sark seems to fall back into run, run, deep shot against these drop 8 defenses and it just doesn't work. We only moved the ball once we started hitting intermediate stuff.

His favorite is incomplete deep pass to worthy, followed by a predictable run with Bijan to the outside then it’s dealers choice how he screws up 3 & 10. 

#26831
1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

No he wouldn’t.

Hes terrible.

Well now that I think about it I guess you're right.

#26832
9 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

Shouldn't make any difference,  Arch will beat him out.  Quin would be an ok backup.  

Malik Murphy needs to get a real shot at the job in the Spring 

#26833
3 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

No he wouldn’t.

Hes terrible.

He has the yips. Can make it look effortless but there is something upstairs not firing.

#26835

It’s absurd how the defense can be so ready to play, but the offense be completely unprepared. 

Sark had it all lined up, got a great performance from his defense, and did nothing with it.

#26836
8 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Not just "not improving". He's regressing, and in a big way. He's missing throws he was making earlier in the season.

He’s clearly shook, at that point it’s on your coach to either bench him, or get him some easier throws to get in a groove. This run or deep pass bullshit we do for long stretches ain’t helping.

#26837

Is it normal for 9.95ers to be so negative.

We have one side of the spectrum of a&m not saying much bad (until this season) and then you have OB,247 and IT tweet things about bad coaching, plays, and stats. of course the texas coaches do it to them selves but do other 9.95ers do it?

Again, all of what they’re saying is true but recruits see that and their parents. At least for the most part A&M’s all Russia over there not letting anything out then you have us over here spilling the tea.

#26838

Eh, it looks like Quinn is trying too hard to put up numbers. Which I think is pretty standard for first year QBs. Hopefully he bounces back. 

#26839

It wasn't all Quinn, but he missed some big throws. Worthy, Whittington, Billingsley, Worthy, and Milton all essentially dropped passes today.

#26843

I think a lot of you forget these recruits also lose games on Friday. Some aren’t even in the HS playoffs. They don’t care about individual wins or losses as much as fans. 

#26845
22 minutes ago, Brandon said:

Eh, it looks like Quinn is trying too hard to put up numbers. Which I think is pretty standard for first year QBs. Hopefully he bounces back. 

Pretty sure he would have tossed it to a wide-open Bijan Robinson for a TD if he was just "trying too hard" to put up numbers.

 

#26846

Recruits don't care about individual wins and losses, they care about the trajectory of the program. Players care about wins and losses and if Sark hasn't lost the locker room then everything should be fine. That's not even accounting for NIL pretty much being 1 2 and usually 3 in priority for recruits

#26848

I usually take the rest of the weekend off of the board after a loss. However I'll take a second to say that the defense played fantastic, and this game ultimately needed to sell our defensive recruits in my opinion. I think Duce is probably out, but otherwise everyone else can get pitched on early playing time. If anything the coaching staff has maintained a "the best will play," mantra and it shows. 

#26849

We needed to make a statement and that statement is we suck still and regression is still there. Bijan dances around so fucking much it’s nauseating.  Quinn has regressed so much he wouldn’t make the 2 deep at some d2 program. The defense flexed legit muscle tonight and played balls out. Sark still fucking blows.  6 points in 6 qtrs of offense but we aren’t aggy 

#26850

“We’re not good, but none of the other schools you are considering are either and we will have the Arch Manning publicity and crazy NIL” may still be a surprisingly effective pitch.

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