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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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On 9/2/2021 at 1:48 PM, closetojumping said:

I knew before I even clicked that I wasn't going to be pumped about this one. 

 

 

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This thread is going to get pretty fun soon

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

This thread is going to get pretty fun soon

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4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

This thread is going to get pretty fun soon

Did Arch commit?

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

This thread is going to get pretty fun soon

SPILL THE BEANS

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2 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

SPILL THE BEANS

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14 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

This thread is going to get pretty fun soon

How soon?

1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

How soon?

Not that soon. All you drunks should go to sleep (he says as he talks into a mirror)

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Not that soon. All you drunks should go to sleep (he says as he talks into a mirror)

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1 minute ago, TenCarryTom said:

Is it happening?

Always has been 

1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Does he live in a Great Orange House?

I heard he's got not one, but two uncles trying to run his recruitment

1 minute ago, Big Woodrows said:

I heard he's got not one, but two uncles trying to run his recruitment

on his mom's side

14 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Clemson lost and Texas won? Guess Arch found which boat he wants on.

Not sure how many were sacks, but Clemson QB had more rushing attempts than everyone else combined for Clemson. Tom Herman esque.  14 rushes for -22 yards.

6 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Not sure how many were sacks, but Clemson QB had more rushing attempts than everyone else combined for Clemson. Tom Herman esque.  14 rushes for -22 yards.

Someone did the math and it ended up being like 2 yards without the sacks. 

29 minutes ago, TXRed said:

Someone did the math and it ended up being like 2 yards without the sacks. 

If it was a Clemson grad, check the math.  

WTF @RGBIII how dare you tease us like this!!!

In all seriousness, I hope Arch was watching the Clemson/UGA game closely last night (and I'm sure he was). ZERO offensive TDs for either team, both QBs <5 ypa. Granted, facing tough defenses, but still that's bad.

6 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

WTF @RGBIII how dare you tease us like this!!!

In all seriousness, I hope Arch was watching the Clemson/UGA game closely last night (and I'm sure he was). ZERO offensive TDs for either team, both QBs <5 ypa. Granted, facing tough defenses, but still that's bad.

Not many QBs would do anything against UGA's defense.

Wait...I also said that just before we played them in the Sugar Bowl. 

Saw on another board that the OL that just transferred to Westlake was at the game yesterday.  TJ Shanahan.

Saw on another board that the OL that just transferred to Westlake was at the game yesterday.  TJ Shanahan.

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Is that what is known as thicc?

Just now, The Beast said:

Is that what is known as thicc?

Some call it thick 

Others call it banging

But where I'm from we call it delicious 

6 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

Not many QBs would do anything against UGA's defense.

Wait...I also said that just before we played them in the Sugar Bowl. 

Bevo > Uga

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Far right is Tyson Wilson 2023 DB out of GIlmer

https://www.hudl.com/profile/13226349/Tyson-Wilson

 

Far left is Rohan Fluellen 2023 also from Gilmer

https://247sports.com/player/rohan-fluellen-46108971/

 

I assume the big guy in the middle is also from Gilmer but I have no idea.

Any chance you get to add a Rohan Fluellen to your squad, you take it. They just don't come along every day. 
Seriously, this kid is a player. We'll see if he grows into a new position, but he has football skills. 

33 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Any chance you get to add a Rohan Fluellen to your squad, you take it. They just don't come along every day. 
Seriously, this kid is a player. We'll see if he grows into a new position, but he has football skills. 

 

1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

Any chance you get to add a Rohan Fluellen to your squad, you take it. They just don't come along every day. 
Seriously, this kid is a player. We'll see if he grows into a new position, but he has football skills. 

I liked that he came dressed as a fan of the home team.

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Still drinking the Kool aid so gonna go with the following bold predictions to happen in the next 14 days.

1. Texas curb stomps Arkansas. 

2. Texas to the SEC in 2022 is announced or leaked after the Arkansas win. 

3. Texas lands Arch to kick off the biggest swing of recruiting momentum since Texas Sally started making her cookies. 

12 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Still drinking the Kool aid so gonna go with the following bold predictions to happen in the next 14 days.

1. Texas curb stomps Arkansas. 

2. Texas to the SEC in 2022 is announced or leaked after the Arkansas win. 

3. Texas lands Arch to kick off the biggest swing of recruiting momentum since Texas Sally started making her cookies. 

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27 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Still drinking the Kool aid so gonna go with the following bold predictions to happen in the next 14 days.

1. Texas curb stomps Arkansas. 

2. Texas to the SEC in 2022 is announced or leaked after the Arkansas win. 

3. Texas lands Arch to kick off the biggest swing of recruiting momentum since Texas Sally started making her cookies. 

take your chicken little takes elsewhere. we doin way bigger things and in a tighter timeline

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14 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

take your chicken little takes elsewhere. we doin way bigger things and in a tighter timeline

So Arch, Owens and T.J. this month?  

2 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Still drinking the Kool aid so gonna go with the following bold predictions to happen in the next 14 days.

1. Texas curb stomps Arkansas. 

2. Texas to the SEC in 2022 is announced or leaked after the Arkansas win. 

3. Texas lands Arch to kick off the biggest swing of recruiting momentum since Texas Sally started making her cookies. 

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