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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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#28001
49 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

"He's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old."

"When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast."

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#28003
17 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Man this guy would be the perfect replacement for Sanders in our offense.  Unfortunately doesn't look like we'll be the choice.

 

Yeah, but can he hit a curveball?

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#28004
3 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

I am continually floored by how good Kyle Flood is at his job and what a stark contrast he has been from the past 16 years of Texas offensive line coaches.  How often have we seen Texas identify a prospect before TCU or Baylor?  Noting the normal caveats that he still hasn’t hit campus yet and careers are unpredictable, Cojoe is looking like another positive data point.

One of the reasons that he is still committed here despite our heavy depth chart is that Flood has always recruited him the hardest, especially early in the year when no one else wanted him.  Holgorsen and his staff didn’t think he could ever see the field.  Baylor and TCU weren’t pushing, and either SMU or tech was probably the runner up when he commuted to Texas.  Now, all of these schools are trying to sneak back in but hopefully it is too late.

 

 

#28005
2 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

LOL at posters who thought Cojoe is a candidate to be processed in this recruiting class.

oh blow it out your ass you thick fuck. 

#28008
4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Cedric Baxter's now #22.

 

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Rivals updated today.  Vasek and Niblett got huge bumps as well.  Cook dropped a few spots and is no longer a composite 5*.  Gullette dropped a bit as well.

#28010
9 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

How the hell could Cook possibly drop guy has been tearing it up or am I missing something 

People sometimes move for the sake of creating conversations, but I think it is a shit move to take away a 5th star this late in the process for no real reason. 

#28011
29 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Rivals updated today.  Vasek and Niblett got huge bumps as well.  Cook dropped a few spots and is no longer a composite 5*.  Gullette dropped a bit as well.

 

20 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

How the hell could Cook possibly drop guy has been tearing it up or am I missing something 

 

11 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

People sometimes move for the sake of creating conversations, but I think it is a shit move to take away a 5th star this late in the process for no real reason. 

Cook was a composite 5-star despite the fact that none of the individual big 4 national recruiting sites had him as a 5-star. So I'm guessing he lost his composite 5-star because Rivals dropped him in their new rankings. It wasn't individually taken away from him.

#28013

One a y’all needs to go ahead and get Hill to commit so we can see this class tighten up.  Need to see a little hustle here boys, let’s go.  

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#28014

We have the nation's #1 QB and the nation's #1 RB recruit in our class, and may soon add the nation's #1 LB. Pretty crazy to think about

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#28015
1 minute ago, satyanash said:

We have the nation's #1 QB and the nation's #1 RB recruit in our class, and may soon add the nation's #1 LB. Pretty crazy to think about

Who are you and what have you done with satya?

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#28016
We have the nation's #1 QB and the nation's #1 RB recruit in our class, and may soon add the nation's #1 LB. Pretty crazy to think about

@FBI, I’d like to report a theft of satya’s phone.
#28018
5 hours ago, Professor Chesney said:

I am continually floored by how good Kyle Flood is at his job and what a stark contrast he has been from the past 16 years of Texas offensive line coaches.  How often have we seen Texas identify a prospect before TCU or Baylor?  Noting the normal caveats that he still hasn’t hit campus yet and careers are unpredictable, Cojoe is looking like another positive data point.

One of the reasons that he is still committed here despite our heavy depth chart is that Flood has always recruited him the hardest, especially early in the year when no one else wanted him.  Holgorsen and his staff didn’t think he could ever see the field.  Baylor and TCU weren’t pushing, and either SMU or tech was probably the runner up when he commuted to Texas.  Now, all of these schools are trying to sneak back in but hopefully it is too late.

 

 

Let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks just yet. He won a high school district MVP, not the Outland trophy. 

#28020
22 minutes ago, satyanash said:

We have the nation's #1 QB and the nation's #1 RB recruit in our class, and may soon add the nation's #1 LB. Pretty crazy to think about

 

Crazier that you're pointing it out 😀 😀 😀 .

 

 

#28021
Let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks just yet. He won a high school district MVP, not the Outland trophy. 

Linemen win the Outland all the time though, how many of those guys were HS district MVP’s?
#28022
1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Crazier that you're pointing it out 😀 😀 😀 .

 

 

Rest of his post: We're missing #1 WR, OL, TE, DT, edge, CB, S, K, P, LS, and waterboy

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#28023
38 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Linemen win the Outland all the time though, how many of those guys were HS district MVP’s?

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#28024
42 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Linemen win the Outland all the time though, how many of those guys were HS district MVP’s?

that’s actually a great point.  one is much more rare than the other.

does Cojoe have senior film?

#28029
1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

 

I'm assuming he's either going to Colorado for coach Prime or Jimbo dropped him a bag. We'll find out in a couple hours I guess

I mean, I’ll save you the suspense. It’s going to be A&M

#28030
10 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

 

I'm assuming he's either going to Colorado for coach Prime or Jimbo dropped him a bag. We'll find out in a couple hours I guess

Going to be difficult to get that "area code" tattoo changed.

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#28031
36 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

 

I'm assuming he's either going to Colorado for coach Prime or Jimbo dropped him a bag. We'll find out in a couple hours I guess

He’ll be starting his transfer career at A&M. 

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#28032
24 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

Going to be difficult to get that "area code" tattoo changed.

Even a decent artist can change 502 to 5&7

#28033
38 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

I mean, I’ll save you the suspense. It’s going to be A&M

That is the perfect kind of dude we want aggy picking up right now for big bags. Keep this party rolling.

#28035
35 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

Going to be difficult to get that "area code" tattoo changed.

Well if this image is real he hedged on his bets.

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#28040
19 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Rivals dropped Wisner from inside the top 250 to a mid 3* (5.6 rating).  He's now a composite 3*.

LOL, earlier this year he was considered a top 100 player in the nation.

 

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#28042

According to TFloss, IT is reporting that Texas is dong in-home with USC WR commit Ja'Kobi Lane. Gerry Hamilton says their remains a "quiet confidence" that they can flip him, and they're all-in on doing so. Texas hasn't set up any home visits with Kyle Parker or Jaden Greathouse.

#28043

Looks like we officially offered Pimp. 

58 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

LOL, earlier this year he was considered a top 100 player in the nation.

 

Being the backup will do that to you…

#28045

Staff finally seen that Duce ain't coming.

Posted a while back, but Pimpton is a composite 4* now.  On3 has him really high (#136 in nation I think).

#28048
14 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

https://247sports.com/player/kamorreun-pimpton-46130497/
 

Kid using ‘ebullient’ in his tweet / you know he’s ready to play school and football. 

 

2 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

"astounding conversation"?

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Are you astonished Pimp knows how to correctly employ the word "astounding"?

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#28049
3 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

 

I'm assuming he's either going to Colorado for coach Prime or Jimbo dropped him a bag. We'll find out in a couple hours I guess

Sorry, but you have assumed incorrectly…film at 11:00.

#28050
1 hour ago, TheMailBox357 said:

According to TFloss, IT is reporting that Texas is dong in-home with USC WR commit Ja'Kobi Lane. Gerry Hamilton says their remains a "quiet confidence" that they can flip him, and they're all-in on doing so. Texas hasn't set up any home visits with Kyle Parker or Jaden Greathouse.

Go get Greathouse…I’m not kidding.

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