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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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#28701
2 minutes ago, pacman said:

little brother flexin'!!! 🤣  get that Texas loving kid some NIL..never too early

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#28702
12 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Wonder if Hill comes this weekend to hang with the rest of the great class

yes, he is coming per gerry

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Lefau and Burrell tweeting about how stoked they are. Feels good man.

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#28711
1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Isn't Akana like 20 years old and underweight? Who cares? 

 

BUT... 

 

Polynesian Ties. NDA prohibiting him from talking to F*** Chip Brown, and I'm in. 

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#28712
2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Isn't Akana like 20 years old and underweight? Who cares? 

The guy who tweeted him

#28713
4 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

The guy who tweeted him

Chipping in a grand to the Longhorn LDS Fund is going to be tough. But worth every fucking nickel to witness Lowell get fired. I'm waiting for a call, all interested parties. 

#28714
2 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

Jordan Matthews, CB from Louisiana that we lost to Tennessee 

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#28715
3 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Dos Lambos?  Nice!

And abbreviating All Gas to "AG23" is just cruel ... 😂 😂 😂 

 

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Not to get off topic but the car on the left is a De Tomaso P72. Really extraordinary vehicle. The car on the right is a Lamborghini (it's a Huracán Tecnica in case anyone is curious).

Excellent avatar.
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#28721

Johntay may be one of my favorite recruits ever. 
 

 

#28722
1 hour ago, D3zii said:

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What an awesome twitter handle 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 .

 

#28723
3 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Me likey.

Y'all likey?

 

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when the thread title promises 5 stars, sark delivers 5 stars.

#28724
8 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

when the thread title promises 5 stars, sark delivers 5 stars.

 

And he's already delivered the stripper and the simian ... 

 

#28728
6 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

when the thread title promises 5 stars, sark delivers 5 stars.

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#28729

Excited for the OU tears when we get Akana. Watch for that to start to leak out today

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#28730

Bobby (IT) says that the 247 Top 35 Edge Tausili Akana is back in play after Anthony Hill's commitment last night.  Bobby writes Texas has been playing the long game with the uber-athletic edge rusher and that despite being long favored to OU that the kid is thought to be 'heavily considering the Horns'.  The recruitment will come 'down to the wire'.

 

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#28731
1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Bobby (IT) says that the 247 Top 35 Edge Tausili Akana is back in play after Anthony Hill's commitment last night.  Bobby writes Texas has been playing the long game with the uber-athletic edge rusher and that despite being long favored to OU that the kid is thought to be 'heavily considering the Horns'.  The recruitment will come 'down to the wire'.

 

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#28734

Is Akana a stand up LB, or more of an EDGE long term?

Amazing recruiting job by our staff if we do in fact land him.

edit: guess I could've just watched his fucking highlights, which are literally 100% playing off the EDGE

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#28737

This class, following last years class, is absolutely outstanding. I am very impressed with Sark and his staffs ability to roster build and recruit. We are probably a great portal class and some player development away from really being where we want to be.

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#28740
26 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Excited for the OU tears when we get Akana. Watch for that to start to leak out today

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#28741
9 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

This class, following last years class, is absolutely outstanding. I am very impressed with Sark and his staffs ability to roster build and recruit. We are probably a great portal class and some player development away from really being where we want to be.

Championship. Football.

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#28742
1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Bobby (IT) says that the 247 Top 35 Edge Tausili Akana is back in play after Anthony Hill's commitment last night.  Bobby writes Texas has been playing the long game with the uber-athletic edge rusher and that despite being long favored to OU that the kid is thought to be 'heavily considering the Horns'.  The recruitment will come 'down to the wire'.

 

Ya I figured he would…for….reasons

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#28745
4 minutes ago, ATLLonghorn said:

I appreciate how this staff aggressively tries to fix weaknesses through recruiting. OL last year, LB this year. 

This is who Steve Sarkisian is. 

#28746
41 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Excited for the OU tears when we get Akana. Watch for that to start to leak out today

Aggy also thinks they’re in it for Akana. The meltdown will be legendary if he picks us. 

#28747
Aggy also thinks they’re in it for Akana. The meltdown will be legendary if he picks us. 

Aggy will just say we gave his dad a job so how can they compete with that.
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#28748

We could definitely use another big body on the dline and probably another corner, but there really isn’t much to complain about.

Also, the Choater is fucking killing it after half the board wanted him gone after year 1. 

#28749
40 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Choate'd

Seems like yesterday most on this board wanted Choate and PK among others fired. Glad Sark stayed the course.

2 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:


Aggy will just say we gave his dad a job so how can they compete with that.

No pop up insurance agencies available?

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#28750
22 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Ya I figured, we were on the same text group about it

I’m flabbergasted that you’ve never seen Fight Club.

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