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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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#28802

 

Hudson Standish (247) had a note on the Hill commitment and the LB position group.  He ended it with this seemingly pointed comment ... and the board is in a tizzy.

 

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#28804
6 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Hudson Standish (247) had a note on the Hill commitment and the LB position group.  He ended it with this seemingly pointed comment ... and the board is in a tizzy.

 

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#28805
14 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Hudson Standish (247) had a note on the Hill commitment and the LB position group.  He ended it with this seemingly pointed comment ... and the board is in a tizzy.

 

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Granted it's 247, but why would that comment make everyone agitated?

#28806
1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Granted it's 247, but why would that comment make everyone agitated?

In a tizzy can also mean happily excited.

#28807
4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

In a tizzy can also mean happily excited.

nervously excited, which again doesn't make any sense.

Edited by HtownHorn

#28808
3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

nervously excited, which again doesn't make any sense.

I see you googled tizzy and repeated the first result like a poorly programmed AI. 

No need to over analyze the word choice, the context was obviously a positive one.

#28809
3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

nervously excited, which again doesn't make any sense.

How does nervously excited not make any sense? Like a kid on Christmas Eve imagining what presents they'll get.

#28811
On 12/5/2022 at 4:51 PM, Mr. Drummond said:

During Thanksgiving week, I got a 3rd person account from someone at the school that is friends with Hill that thinks it will be Texas, but that no one really knows.

9.95 please.

 

Never question the info that comes from a cheerleader.

#28814
4 hours ago, kwood4408 said:


Aggy will just say we gave his dad a job so how can they compete with that.

They cant cause NO ONE FUCKS WITH THE ALLURE AND MAJESTY OF UT EMPLOYMENT 

#28815
58 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Position projection on Akana?

There’s a bit of a debate on that. Some people think he is a natural edge, while others think he projects as an EDGE. 

#28817

Tossing it here since its recruiting related RE playing time, but also posted in the 995er thread that the NCAA is granting a one time waiver for bowl games to not affect redshirt status. With that said, here is a look at https://twitter.com/josephcook89 Red Shirt tracker, updated for the bowl game. Additionally, no one currently with the program is at risk of burning a shirt, so everyone should get some playing time.

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#28818
1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

Tossing it here since its recruiting related RE playing time, but also posted in the 995er thread that the NCAA is granting a one time waiver for bowl games to not affect redshirt status. With that said, here is a look at https://twitter.com/josephcook89 Red Shirt tracker, updated for the bowl game. Additionally, no one currently with the program is not at risk of burning a shirt, so everyone should get some playing time.

The double negative here has me a little confused… 

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#28819

This thread update has been incredible today. It made me realize how freaking important and powerful it’s been to have PK get the Def on the right track this year, and combine that with strong NIL by the Texas folks. Just imagine what would be happening right now if PK’s D continued to flounder and the NIL still struggled to come together. This is fantastic. 

#28822
39 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Not sure if mentioned already, but seems like Liona is an early enrollee
 

 

 

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#28824
4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

Are those pajamas burnt orange-colored or is it just my burnt orange glasses?

If they wear burnt orange pajamas, it don't make a shit what color their house is.

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#28826
1 minute ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Sark has his faults but he does seem to be very likable. Has there been a single story about recruits or families disliking him? 

I heard the Santuccis in College Station don't have a real high opinion of him

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#28831
8 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

We can’t lose Baxter. I can’t lose a Bijan and a Baxter in the same year. 

Wtf, man? Get the fuck out of here with this fucking horse shit.

Oh, and go fuck yourself, too… 

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#28832
7 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

We can’t lose Baxter. I can’t lose a Bijan and a Baxter in the same year. 

Tf is this coming from? 

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#28833
11 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

We can’t lose Baxter. I can’t lose a Bijan and a Baxter in the same year. 

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#28834
11 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

We can’t lose Baxter. I can’t lose a Bijan and a Baxter in the same year. 

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#28837
17 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

We can’t lose Baxter. I can’t lose a Bijan and a Baxter in the same year. 

 

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#28838
19 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

We can’t lose Baxter. I can’t lose a Bijan and a Baxter in the same year. 

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#28839
23 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

We can’t lose Baxter. I can’t lose a Bijan and a Baxter in the same year. 

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#28844

 

Texas has big opportunity to add to 2023 class this weekend

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Texas has big opportunity to add to 2023 class this weekend

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— Jelani McDonald will be in this week and set an announcement for the All-American Bowl on January 7. Texas has the chance to make the last impression before the NCAA Dead Period goes into effect on Sunday. Over the last month, TCU has had all the steam in the recruitment, but the Horned Frogs might be filling up in their class. The Longhorns have commitments from four linebackers already with last night's addition of Anthony Hill, but there's a lot of versatility within that group. McDonald is full of versatility himself and could fit at a few different positions. Oklahoma State is back in the picture for him, but Texas has the best chance to close this weekend.

— Mableton (GA) Pebblebrook defensive back Tyler Scott will also be in town for his latest visit. The rising prospect has been to Auburn, Alabama, and USC previously. Texas will get a shot at him and will need to do some work. Alabama made a big impression on him, but Tashard Choice and Terry Joseph have been able to build some good relationships there. We won't really have a clear read on Scott until after the visit, but there is some optimism from the Texas staff they can become a player.

— North Crowley tight end Ka'Morreun Pimpton decided late in the week to take a visit to Texas. The massive Top247 prospect has been committed to Vanderbilt since the summer. Pimpton visited LSU last week, but there hasn't been a ton of buzz on the Tigers for him. Texas has a chance, but his commitment to Vanderbilt is incredibly solid at the moment. The Commodores have been able to do a good job solidifying that relationship and presenting the academic opportunities available to him.

— Texas commit Payton Kirkland will also be in on his official visit. he's the last commit in the class to take one. Transfer defensive back Gavin Holmes is supposed to be in as well but the staff is still working out the details. There is some thought that a strong visit this weekend could close the deal for Texas.

 

 

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#28845

We were told 6 months ago that the staff would have to recruit Williams, Muhammad and Baxter like they were uncommitted and there might be some bumpy rides and it looks like we are going to hold onto all 3 with very little turbulence. Just an outstanding job all around by the staff.

#28846

I love rubbing my pussy as much as the next guy, but Baxter has repeatedly reaffirmed his commitment when given every opportunity to waver. Doesn't seem like there's anything serious there to worry about at all.

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#28848
34 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

We can’t lose Baxter. I can’t lose a Bijan and a Baxter in the same year. 

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