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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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#29104

Why do we care? I’ve never understood the angst over the number of stars someone is rated. The offer list says a lot more about the quality of the prospect, assuming those offers are all committable. Is it a matter of believing that our class rating says something about the equity of our brand?

FWIW, I suspect it’s a function of him being a quiet kid that doesn’t provide as many sound bites. I’m not saying that’s the only reason, but it’s happened before where kids that keep things quiet don’t get a lot of love from the services that live and die by clicks and subscriptions.

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#29105
1 minute ago, RichUT said:

Why do we care? I’ve never understood the angst over the number of stars someone is rated. The offer list says a lot more about the quality of the prospect, assuming those offers are all committable. Is it a matter of believing that our class rating says something about the equity of our brand?

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#29106
3 minutes ago, RichUT said:

Why do we care? I’ve never understood the angst over the number of stars someone is rated. The offer list says a lot more about the quality of the prospect, assuming those offers are all committable. Is it a matter of believing that our class rating says something about the equity of our brand?

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#29107
6 minutes ago, RichUT said:

Why do we care? I’ve never understood the angst over the number of stars someone is rated. The offer list says a lot more about the quality of the prospect, assuming those offers are all committable. Is it a matter of believing that our class rating says something about the equity of our brand?

FWIW, I suspect it’s a function of him being a quiet kid that doesn’t provide as many sound bites. I’m not saying that’s the only reason, but it’s happened before where kids that keep things quiet don’t get a lot of love from the services that live and die by clicks and subscriptions.

 

 

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#29111
11 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

When I say that it usually mens I had sex

#29114
1 minute ago, Hornlover said:

Typo. You meant "I had sex with mens", probably. 

Username checks.  I think though it means that I’m typing on my phone after taking a siesta in Costa Rica (Osa Peninsula). 

#29117
6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I have like 20 idiots on ignore because of this board alone. I didn’t say it was bereft of morons, just not full of them.

Now, assholes? Sure. You first. 

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#29118
4 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

siap but did Arch make it in this weekend?

I heard that he did not but there are no concerns 

#29119
5 minutes ago, TheRRKid said:

I heard that he did not but there are no concerns 

I heard he wanted to visit Aggy but Jimbo said no thanks. He knows 2 of his stars came from his name

#29120
4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

I heard he wanted to visit Aggy but Jimbo said no thanks. He knows 2 of his stars came from his name

Jimbo. Didn’t. Offer. 

#29122
Why do we care? I’ve never understood the angst over the number of stars someone is rated. The offer list says a lot more about the quality of the prospect, assuming those offers are all committable. Is it a matter of believing that our class rating says something about the equity of our brand?

FWIW, I suspect it’s a function of him being a quiet kid that doesn’t provide as many sound bites. I’m not saying that’s the only reason, but it’s happened before where kids that keep things quiet don’t get a lot of love from the services that live and die by clicks and subscriptions.

I guess that’s sort of my point. His measurables and the interest from the big boys says enough
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On 12/15/2022 at 10:53 AM, Wulaw Horn said:

That is straight awesome. You shouldn’t disparage that kind of style. 

BS, flat.out.embarrasing

#29127
27 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

So, we are getting everyone that came in this weekend uncommitted or committed elsewhere.

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#29128
1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Username checks.  I think though it means that I’m typing on my phone after taking a siesta in Costa Rica (Osa Peninsula). 

So it’s a comma issue. You have sex, with means. 
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#29129
4 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Is this another PWO?

 

 

Pretty cool.  I know his family well.   Mom is in the hall of honor for UT softball and dad went to UT law.  Pumped for them.

#29130
2 hours ago, RichUT said:

Why do we care? I’ve never understood the angst over the number of stars someone is rated. The offer list says a lot more about the quality of the prospect, assuming those offers are all committable. Is it a matter of believing that our class rating says something about the equity of our brand?

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#29131
Please read the thread title prior to posting a reply. Thank you.

Since when did those have anything to do with what gets discussed in any given thread? I bet there are 100+ posts pertaining to cheese in here, none of which pertain to monkeys, strippers, or 5 stars.
#29132
2 minutes ago, RichUT said:


Since when did those have anything to do with what gets discussed in any given thread? I bet there are 100+ posts pertaining to cheese in here, none of which pertain to monkeys, strippers, or 5 stars.

You’re doing cheese wrong. 

#29133
39 minutes ago, Skipper said:

Pretty cool.  I know his family well.   Mom is in the hall of honor for UT softball and dad went to UT law.  Pumped for them.

Sounds like a good kid from a good family 

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#29134
4 minutes ago, Rhinotx said:

Sounds like a good kid from a good family 

Tap the brakes. They're friends with a surly degenerate. 

#29135
8 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I have like 20 idiots on ignore because of this board alone. I didn’t say it was bereft of morons, just not full of them.

Now, assholes? Sure. You first. 

 

8 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

You have to define a percentage for “full of.” Does 20% qualify as Full Of? Make no mistake I’m forever grateful this isn’t the football board. 
 

I still have my Asshole merit badge from cub scouts. Also I just use any excuse to post that mcnulty gif. 

 

8 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Well, I know there’s a greater than tiny percentage of people who include you on their moron list because you can’t complete 3 posts in a row without significant spelling and word inclusion errors. So, it’s clearly a subjective measure. Also, you need a comma in your last sentence. 

 

8 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Even with your edit, my note about the comma is still correct and also, additionally correct. You are no Cormac McCarthy, you fucking blowhard. 

 

8 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

That stings, man. I’m not Bernard. 

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#29137

Per Vol message boards, Tennessee is going to make a late push for Tyler Scott since one of their DB commitments just decommitted, likely to Auburn. 

#29140
55 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Per Vol message boards, Tennessee is going to make a late push for Tyler Scott since one of their DB commitments just decommitted, likely to Auburn. 

Looked up Auburn's new DB coach:

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#29143

https://www.on3.com/teams/texas-longhorns/news/texas-longhorns-sunday-recruiting-intel-2/

 

Spoiler

Coming to you live from Target parking lot in Carson City, Nevada. Have to make this quick.

– TE Ka’Morreun Pimpton had a great visit but people who interacted with him this weekend said the Vanderbilt commit didn’t tip his hand. The dots seem to make a Bevo constellation but they aren’t perfectly connected. We’re digging for more.

– Reviews from elite commits Sydir Mitchell and Cedric Baxter were great. Both left Sunday morning and both are right on schedule to sign for Texas.

– Georgia corner Tyler Scott had a great visit but he’s not announcing until January 7th at the All-American game. Entering this weekend Auburn liked its position. Texas may be the team to beat at this point, and that’s not visit-high related, but a lot can happen between now and his announcement. Texas probably wouldn’t trade places with anyone at this point.

– We’ve been working quite a bit to find out if Jelani McDonald is someone they have room for but we don’t yet know for certain. If they do, then UT is a good bet. Maybe we’ll have something more concrete by the time I get to Best Buy.

Transfer portal news:

– Gavin Holmes was on campus this weekend. We’ll work on comments from the Wake Forest defensive back. We feel Texas is in the best position but he’s certainly doing his homework on other schools.

– The biggest news we heard was Syracuse safety Ja’Had Carter was on campus. We don’t have a read on that recruitment yet. He’s a Virginia kid and Ohio State is also in pursuit but Texas is taking its shot at one of the biggest transfer portal needs.

Clearly we have some loose ends to tie up from this weekend but we wanted to get you some info as we continue to work.

 

#29144

So we’re probably in really good shape, but we might not be. That’s some top notch 9.95’ing right there.

#29146
29 minutes ago, RichUT said:

So we’re probably in really good shape, but we might not be. That’s some top notch 9.95’ing right there.

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#29147
1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

S'Maje still crootin'

 

I feel special for getting to be the 1001st  (or is it 1001th lol) person to give him 1000 likes.

 

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#29148
21 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

I feel special for getting to be the 1001st  (or is it 1001th lol) person to give him 1000 likes.

 

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#29150

We’re in the dead period for HS with an exception for transfers on the 4th through 8th. 74DC4064-FAD3-4DA6-A533-E1700E50FF8C.thumb.jpeg.5664b4f155eaeaba2763426982007012.jpeg

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