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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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#29403
4 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Why the hell isnt LHN doing anything this year? That was one of the only things they were good for.

https://espnpressroom.com/us/press-releases/2022/12/top-high-school-recruits-announce-college-commitments-during-espns-multiplatform-national-signing-day-coverage-dec-21/

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Longhorn Network kicks off the morning at 7 a.m. CT with a two and a half hour special, Texas Football National Signing Day. The special, hosted by Lowell Galindo along with analysts Fozzy Whittaker and Michael Griffin, as well as Alex Loeb who will be reporting live from the Texas football team office, will focus on the latest Texas recruiting class. Galindo and Whittaker will be back with Coach Sark at 6:30 p.m. for a 30-minute recap show, Longhorn Extra: National Signing Day Special. LHN will also carry head coach Steve Sarkisian’s signing day press conference beginning (timing TBD).

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#29408
8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

@closetojumping is a Ketch sock.

I had an affinity for the GDGD alter ego.

Ketch would be a big surprise.

However, I'd consider the biggest bombshell to be Chris Plonsky. Does any of Surly know her whereabouts during the 1999 Baylor vs. UNLV football game?

#29409
3 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

Oh so Juaqiuin Iglesias…

Or Ryan Broyles?

Kenny Stills

Dede Westbrook
Marquise Brown
Ceedee Lamb

Charleston Rambo
Marvin Mims

Too many to pick from.

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#29410

Fyi -- Bobby live 8am to Noon on YouTube tomorrow

On Texas Football:  National Signing Day LIVE | Arch Manning | Transfer Portal | Recruiting |

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#29412

Nick Harris update on Williams

EDIT 2:20pm: Just talked to a source at Texas that said that the staff had a positive conversation with Derek Williams and his mom this afternoon and they now expect him to sign on Wednesday once again.

Given the back-and-forth nature here, this is something I won't consider resolved until the letter of intent is received tomorrow or when the signing period expires on Friday. It is notable that Texas has confidence back in the building after a little bit of panic this morning.

#29413
1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

Nick Harris update on Williams

EDIT 2:20pm: Just talked to a source at Texas that said that the staff had a positive conversation with Derek Williams and his mom this afternoon and they now expect him to sign on Wednesday once again.

Given the back-and-forth nature here, this is something I won't consider resolved until the letter of intent is received tomorrow or when the signing period expires on Friday. It is notable that Texas has confidence back in the building after a little bit of panic this morning.

Oh for fuck's sake.  No one knows shit about shit.  We'll all find out, together, tomorrow afternoon.

#29414
3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Nick Harris update on Williams

EDIT 2:20pm: Just talked to a source at Texas that said that the staff had a positive conversation with Derek Williams and his mom this afternoon and they now expect him to sign on Wednesday once again.

Given the back-and-forth nature here, this is something I won't consider resolved until the letter of intent is received tomorrow or when the signing period expires on Friday. It is notable that Texas has confidence back in the building after a little bit of panic this morning.

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#29415
6 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Nick Harris update on Williams

EDIT 2:20pm: Just talked to a source at Texas that said that the staff had a positive conversation with Derek Williams and his mom this afternoon and they now expect him to sign on Wednesday once again.

Given the back-and-forth nature here, this is something I won't consider resolved until the letter of intent is received tomorrow or when the signing period expires on Friday. It is notable that Texas has confidence back in the building after a little bit of panic this morning.

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#29416
19 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Are you saying the man bun is actually secret ham storage?

Secret Hamm storage 

#29418
28 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Are you saying the man bun is actually secret ham storage?

When you have a ham guy as good as the one ketch has, you don't need storage. 

#29419

Who was going to sign tomorrow and announce at a AA game?  Was that McDonald?

#29423

So, heading into tomorrow. It appears all current commits are signing and Texas is awaiting decisions on

Akana

Scott (announcing Jan. 7th)

Pimpton

Moore

McDonald (announcing Jan. 7th)

Robinson (signing in February)

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#29430
8 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

this Pimpton guy, does he have strong hands?

"Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen."

#29431
11 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

Seems like we’re all clear

 

I saw "Seems like we're all clear" and then for some inexplicable reason thought the post was from Derek Warehime instead of Derek Williams. Warehime being "all clear" means dire consequences for the most proximate plumbing system.

#29432
2 minutes ago, Vermin said:

"Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen."

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#29434
6 minutes ago, Vermin said:

"Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place. Amen."

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#29435
20 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

*Seems like we’re all clear @ 3:44 PM Dec 20, 2022

 

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#29446

 

Moore is second (around the 25 second mark); Zachariah Branch is the first guy.  

(Because of the angle and proximity, you really see the physicality and athleticism in these clips ... )

 

 

 

#29449
3 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

Nick Harris update on Williams

EDIT 2:20pm: Just talked to a source at Texas that said that the staff had a positive conversation with Derek Williams and his mom this afternoon and they now expect him to sign on Wednesday once again.

Given the back-and-forth nature here, this is something I won't consider resolved until the letter of intent is received tomorrow or when the signing period expires on Friday. It is notable that Texas has confidence back in the building after a little bit of panic this morning.

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#29450
48 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

The "Edgar" in the front, party in the back. Or as I affectionately call it "The Rogelio" 

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