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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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3 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

I watched about 2 minutes … and fuckwad was blabbering nonstop.  FTS

Galindo?

I know he reaffirmed his commitment yesterday but getting Williams in the boat this early takes some stress out of the day. 

So we only had 2 decommits this cycle. Nice

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22 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Didn't take timezone into account. Rookie mistake.

He was the first Texas kid in. Solid guess.

4 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

So we only had 2 decommits this cycle. Nice

Might want to wait on Wisner's NLI to be sure of that

4 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

So we only had 2 decommits this cycle. Nice

this is like saying the Q word in a hospital.

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Williams is in.  I can go back to bed till my flight now 80S Dancing GIF

5 minutes ago, NoName said:

this is like saying the Q word in a hospital.

secret smell GIF

Queef?

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Official Texas football one.
 
 

 

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LSU tears on Williams 

 

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5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

LSU tears on Williams 

 

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No LSU it means your state and your university are bankrupt broke bitches 

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

LSU tears on Williams 

 

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Austin? Miami? A swamp?   

One of these things is not like the others.  I wonder how much money has been spent convincing players to live in a swamp over the past century?  
 

 

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LSU bitching about money for players is fucking awesome. Anyone still questioning the great equalizing power of NIL for schools like ND and Texas has their head up their ass. 

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

LSU bitching about money for players is fucking awesome. Anyone still questioning the great equalizing power of NIL for schools like ND and Texas has their head up their ass. 

Well hopefully that plays out again with Bowen today. 

3 minutes ago, GTJ1982 said:

Austin? Miami? A swamp?   

One of these things is not like the others.  I wonder how much money has been spent convincing players to live in a swamp over the past century?

Miami is very much in the middle of a swamp as well.

Miami is very much in the middle of a swamp as well.

But with a shit ton of high end escorts and cocaine, which is their great equalizer.

The LHN Twitter seems to be a half step ahead of the Texas Football Twitter when it comes to announcing recruit signings.

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

They can always divert money for roads to NIL.  Oh wait

or hospitals.. no they took that already too 

30 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

The LHN Twitter seems to be a half step ahead of the Texas Football Twitter when it comes to announcing recruit signings.

They're using images where as the official Texas Football account is using videos.

5 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

 

I still remember all the heat he got from his official visit video on here.  Think he will be our 3rd receiver by Fall.  

5 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Miami is very much in the middle of a swamp as well.


Next to a beach with some of the finest women you’ll ever come across.  No one equates Miami and Baton Rouge.  No one even thinks about Baton Rouge. 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Any LHN streams out there I could tap into. 

Here's link On Texas Football.  Starts 8am CT

 

2 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Baxter?

 

His ceremony is at 11 central. 

Do y’all miss the drama? I don’t miss the drama….

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