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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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People get excited every year about the recruiting class, but a lot of guys aren't of high enough quality to win a national championship.
Mitchell has the size and raw talent to be a key component of a national title team. When your DL and OL is large and talented, playoffs become realistic. The recruiting is really improving. 
 
Edit: Williams also in and he’s another title quality guy. 

The recruiting on the lines is the best thing this staff has done. It’s been clearly elevated.

LSU tears on Williams 
 
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Hahahahahahaha how does anyone affiliated with LSU type that with a straight face?
39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Might want to wait on Wisner's NLI to be sure of that

 

3 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

 

Looks like we're good on Wisner

This class said fuck your $9.95 drama. We signing early. 

Will be interesting to see if Wisner contributes. 

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

This class said fuck your $9.95 drama. We signing early. 

Wow, didn't expect that. Awesome.

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Looks like we're good on Wisner

Galindo's already used the phrase "swiss-army knife" approximately 20x in the last five seconds

Since we don’t have much else to discuss…

I’m mesmerized by the signing on plexiglass bit on the official tweets. Guess they filmed from behind the glass and then “flip” the video so it plays from a mirror angle? I mean these guys are talented but they’re not signing their names backwards.

Quality stuff

Already talking about switching Wisner to defense on LHN….

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1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Will be interesting to see if Wisner contributes. 

I agree.  It will also be interesting to see if every other player we recruited contributes.  That is why we are here, because we are interested.

If Wisner takes the K. Robinson role, and can flex out to slot. I’ll call it a win. 

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1 minute ago, MirrOlure said:

Since we don’t have much else to discuss…

I’m mesmerized by the signing on plexiglass bit on the official tweets. Guess they filmed from behind the glass and then “flip” the video so it plays from a mirror angle? I mean these guys are talented but they’re not signing their names backwards.

Quality stuff

Name checks out

why anyone would subject themselves to lowell galindo when bobby and gerry are going live for 4 hours is beyond me.  but to each their own.

DeAndre Moore announcing at 2 pm CT, Tausili Akana announcing at 3 pm CT. Busy busy afternoon.

Hamilton says the 'feeling' is that Pimpton is LSU-bound, and that Texas' late offer hurt us in the recruitment.

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poor aggy

 

 

Williams, Wisner, Mitchell, Burrell, Niblett… everyone with a degree of uncertainty in the past week (even if there wasn’t much going into to today) already in. House money at this point.

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Can’t wait to read IT, 247, and OB’s spring scrimmage write ups. I expect glowing reports on the early enrollees’ calves, forearms, and bone structure. These guys will be “SEC ready” and “turning heads” per sources.

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

Williams, Wisner, Mitchell, Burrell, Niblett… everyone with a degree of uncertainty in the past week (even if there wasn’t much going into to today) already in. House money at this point.

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So then now what?

Are they trying to reel in someone new or just going to celebrate?

Pretty impressed how stress free today has started.

5 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Can’t wait to read IT, 247, and OB’s spring scrimmage write ups. I expect glowing reports on the early enrollees’ calves, forearms, and bone structure. These guys will be “SEC ready” and “turning heads” per sources.

Oh God, I hadn't thought about the "SEC ready" reports that are coming.  

Bowen sticking with Irish, get ready for some OU tears. 

9 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Can’t wait to read IT, 247, and OB’s spring scrimmage write ups. I expect glowing reports on the early enrollees’ calves, forearms, and bone structure. These guys will be “SEC ready” and “turning heads” per sources.

I'm told they all look good on the hoof

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8 minutes ago, Poe It Up said:

Oh no. 
 

 

Nothing but green lights on Choate RD

 

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3 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Nothing but green lights on Choate RD

 

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Jeff Choate has a message for Surly:  how does my ass taste?

33 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


The recruiting on the lines is the best thing this staff has done. It’s been clearly elevated.


Hahahahahahaha how does anyone affiliated with LSU type that with a straight face?

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Supposedly Hill is signing later this morning per Gerry (either 10am or 11)

10 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

2nd place is the first loser. The outcome is the same unless you’re number one…

Morocco finished 4th. Every member of that team is a hero in that country.

5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Supposedly Hill is signing later this morning per Gerry (either 10am or 11)

think he said hill is 10:00 and baxter is 11:00.

20 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Can’t wait to read IT, 247, and OB’s spring scrimmage write ups. I expect glowing reports on the early enrollees’ calves, forearms, and bone structure. These guys will be “SEC ready” and “turning heads” per sources.

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2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

 

2 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Nothing says we're not getting this kid more than that horseshit tweet from fatboi

Sadly correct. 

We should be a damn good team next year. 15 early enrollees is insane. If these coaches can develop, then we may be at the beginning stages of a legitimate championship window 

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Sadly correct. 

Are you changing your position on him since last night?

7 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

“Last week…before everyone else knew…because I am cool like that…just forgot to tell you guys.”

Man, nothing like waking up early on the Pacific side of the country and seeing a bunch of linemen and linebackers already in. Oh, and that QB, WR, and S.

This will be an awesome day.

4 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

We should be a damn good team next year. 15 early enrollees is insane. If these coaches can develop, then we may be at the beginning stages of a legitimate championship window 

Put the cup down. Let's get past Ok St before we start talking about championships.

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