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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

For the first time in a long time it seems like our LB recruiting has been unfucked.

Yep last cycle was the OL getting un-fucked.. And now LB is unfucked..

 

This staff gets it.

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3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

For the first time in a long time it seems like our LB recruiting has been unfucked.

 

 

Meanwhile, still waiting for that first time?  Your mom.

 

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

When Ryan Perri-fucknuts was still “committed” to Texas and everyone knew he was flipping to LSU, I posted on the old IT board about hot insane it was for recruiting services to list him as a commit. The guy was openly recruiting players to LSU and telling everyone he was flipping on signing day. Clendon Ross deleted the thread and sent me a nasty note for hurting the reputation of a Texas commit.  If Texas message boards would not have been moderated by the Sino Ministry of Information back then it would have been a surprise to no one. 

I think that jerkoff DizzG is still expecting Perrilloux to Texas.

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2 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Yep last cycle was the OL getting un-fucked..

 

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

When you pull in the two of the highest rated QBs of all time, you want to put them inside of fort knox. 

Edited by Vertigo

The Oregon poaching is perfect for us. They eat the lunch of our rivals who have weak NIL, but will still always lose their coaches to bigger schools when they start to find success 

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1 hour ago, MoJames said:

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More picture of Herman from FAU press conference:

 

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19 minutes ago, South Austin said:

For the first time in a long time it seems like our LB recruiting has been unfucked.

Phucked to Phenomenal 

1 hour ago, gmr548 said:


Oregon gave Texas Banks and Williams by firing Cristobal last cycle, and has taken top prospects from Baylor and OU this cycle. Especially love them flipping Baylor’s QB at the last minute, leaving Baylor scrambling.

I’m sure there will be a day down the line when this changes, but Oregon has been Texas‘s best friend the past couple years.

Wait....are you talking about the Dripping Springs QB?

Just now, MirrOlure said:

Wait....are you talking about the Dripping Springs QB?

Affirmative 

17 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

I think that jerkoff DizzG is still expecting Perrilloux to Texas.

Have you heard anything to the contrary?

2 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Affirmative 

Holy shit that is awesome!  

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

 

It's amazing how national writers choose not to draw the obvious conclusions about why top recruits were concentrating at top schools more than ever in the last few years before NIL

2 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Holy shit that is awesome!  

Yeah, man. He fucked Baylor over good and proper. Went in dry like an Art Briles transfer. 

Edited by Chili dog

Gerry Hamilton shared today that he reached out to Will Muschamp when Choate was hired at Texas (Choate worked with Muschamp at Florida), and Muschamp said “I love Jeff Choate as a coach and as a person.”

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Didn’t know Muschamp was gay.

3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Gerry Hamilton shared today that when Choate was hired at Texas, he reached out to Will Muschamp (Choate worked with Muschamp at Florida), and Muschamp said “I love Jeff Choate as a coach and as a person.”

Choate reached out to Muschamp to learn about Choate? That's weird.

3 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

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And all of it is ugly, IMO.

406 is Montana area code
4 (Gullette) + 0 (Burrell) + 6 (Hill) = 10 (Lefau)
Higdon, is that you?
6 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Choate reached out to Muschamp to learn about Choate? That's weird.

Ha. Edited.

Sark interview on LHN definitely made it sound like he was/is expecting another WR commit today.  

Sounds like Lane might have been processed by Lincoln which would make the Moore news make sense

3 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Sounds like Lane might have been processed by Lincoln which would make the Moore news make sense

fargo - Imgflip

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I believe I speak for everyone when I say that you knew today was signing day, and deciding to go through with a vacation/work trip/wedding/funeral was extremely selfish on your part, and I resent you for every ounce of this travesty. 

Cut the man some slack. It’s not like he’s posting about oofos

Just now, jeevsie said:

Cut the man some slack. It’s not like he’s posting about oofos

Oofos signed with Oregon. 

12 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:
2 hours ago, UnhappilyMarried said:
406 is Montana area code
4 (Gullette) + 0 (Burrell) + 6 (Hill) = 10 (Lefau)

Higdon, is that you?

no way. he only listed 4 numbers. Higs would have like 10, minimum.

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

This means we potentially see Gavin Holmes cover Gavin Holmes against Baylor.  Can't wait for RG3's brilliant wordsmithing.

My view. Portal WR will create quite a stir, which would make it difficult to find an alternative to Moore if he ended up not signing after signing day. Thus the pressure on Moore to sign today, and if he doesn’t Texas goes plan B at HS WR instead of Moore. 

My view. Portal WR will create quite a stir, which would make it difficult to find an alternative to Moore if he ended up not signing after signing day. Thus the pressure on Moore to sign today, and if he doesn’t Texas goes plan B at HS WR instead of Moore. 

Staff liked Jakobi Lane more, if I remember correctly? If there is anything to the Lane stuff mentioned upthread, Moore may have been the Plan B and Texas could be going for their Plan A.
5 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

My view. Portal WR will create quite a stir, which would make it difficult to find an alternative to Moore if he ended up not signing after signing day. Thus the pressure on Moore to sign today, and if he doesn’t Texas goes plan B at HS WR instead of Moore. 

Texas isn't taking another HS WR this cycle if Moore/Lane don't sign now. Maybe an extra portal WR, maybe not

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2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Wow.  Peyton Bowen just committed to Oregon.

What a huge signing day flip.  Fucking Will Stein, man.

 

HAHAHAHA.  Fuck Oklahoma.

We are really starting to see who the big players are going to be going forward, now that NIL is such a big influence on recruiting. And it ain't Oklahoma. Last thing I saw regarding their NIL was a panic attack bitchass tweet saying essentially "C'mon sooner nation, we're way behind our NIL donation goal!!" 

2 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Dabo is an SNL character.

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2 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Dabo is an SNL character.

Oh boy😂😂😂 God bless that tiny hillbilly’s heart

51 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

More picture of Herman from FAU press conference:

 

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You forgot 

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Allegedly

5 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Dabo is an SNL character.

Terribly ironic. I believe Clemson used a church to funnel money to recruits for years and years.

Mom seemed shocked and initially happy when he faked ND hat. Yikes

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Terribly ironic. I believe Clemson used a church to funnel money to recruits for years and years.

In God We Trust is on the currency.

 

2 minutes ago, Strat said:

Mom seemed shocked and initially happy when he faked ND hat. Yikes

What's the story there? I've seen a couple places that mom was the issue/brick wall that prevented Texas from recruiting/landing Bowen. 0

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