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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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5 minutes ago, Strat said:

Mom seemed shocked and initially happy when he faked ND hat. Yikes

That's a dick move considering he was committed to ND. Still, fuck the Irish. I bet their board was interesting for a while. 

15 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Staff liked Jakobi Lane more, if I remember correctly? If there is anything to the Lane stuff mentioned upthread, Moore may have been the Plan B and Texas could be going for their Plan A.

Notice how Texas was making a push and even went out and visited his high school, and then everything went silent? Some guys forget that they need to keep playing school while they're being recruited.

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What's the story there? I've seen a couple places that mom was the issue/brick wall that prevented Texas from recruiting/landing Bowen. 0

Uh, no. They fucked up his first visit to campus and he never really thought about Texas again. 

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

God is his copilot.

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hanging in the Clemson locker room

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

God is his copilot.

Lies. He let Jesus take the wheel. 

18 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Dabo is an SNL character.

 

6 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Speculate…?

She slept with Michelle Herman.

The smirk on his face tells you he's been cooking this one for a while. 

1 minute ago, RabidM said:

That's a dick move considering he was committed to ND. Still, fuck the Irish. I bet their board was interesting for a while. 

I'm all for "let the kids have fun" but this is a total immature dickhead move after stringing ND along (but also, kinda fuck ND). I hate the hat psych-out move in general. Do something original. Or bring back a classic. Sign your Letter of Intent from a hot tub surrounded by big-tiddied bitches like Derric Evans did in the 80s. That'd be a boss move. 

3 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

So the players get a 10% cut of revenue?

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5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Uh, no. They fucked up his first visit to campus and he never really thought about Texas again. 

He sounds like a woman.

14 minutes ago, Strat said:

Mom seemed shocked and initially happy when he faked ND hat. Yikes

Wouldnt you be? I would kick my kids ass, if they picked Oregon over ND and I hate ND

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23 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Dabo is an SNL character.

Jefferson Starship Airplane needs to cover this.

2 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I'm all for "let the kids have fun" but this is a total immature dickhead move after stringing ND along (but also, kinda fuck ND). I hate the hat psych-out move in general. Do something original. Or bring back a classic. Sign your Letter of Intent from a hot tub surrounded by big-tiddied bitches like Derric Evans did in the 80s. That'd be a boss move. 

How did that work out for Derric?

1 hour ago, Chili dog said:

Yeah, man. He fucked Baylor over good and proper. Went in dry like an Art Briles transfer. 

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22 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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I would also accept “Benjamin Franklin’s name, image, and likeness.” Or at least his likeness. 

1 minute ago, conVINCEd said:

How did that work out for Derric?

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Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry confirms academic issue may be driving Lane to ASU. 

Isn't that why everyone goes to ASU?

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1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Gerry confirms academic issue may be driving Lane to ASU. 

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Just now, HenryJames said:

Isn't that why everyone goes to ASU?

I was dating a girl in Phoenix and applied to ASU to placate her. Got into Texas, waitlisted by ASU. One of the more inexplicable things that has ever happened to me, although Phoenix girl found meth so maybe there is a god

1 minute ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

I was dating a girl in Phoenix and applied to ASU to placate her. Got into Texas, waitlisted by ASU. One of the more inexplicable things that has ever happened to me, although Phoenix girl found meth so maybe there is a god

I'd wager it would be invesed if she was a Texas resident.

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Isn't that why everyone goes to ASU?

Let us not forget….

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9 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Wouldnt you be? I would kick my kids ass, if they picked Oregon over ND and I hate ND

Really? Oregon is a solid school, and its alumni network is strong in some fun cities.

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oregon is a solid school

I don't think it is even a top 100 US News ranked school. 

39 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Dabo is an SNL character.

What a sanctimonious asshole. It will be fun to watch the slow death of the ACC as Dabo and his co-pilot attempt to remain relevant.

37 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Dabo is an SNL character.

I am 100% convinced this is something Hank Hill would say.

 

3 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I don't think it is even a top 100 US News ranked school. 

Hah, I guess growing up on the west coast, they always seemed to pull reasonably smart people and their alums seemed pretty consistently successful and put together.

10 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

I was dating a girl in Phoenix and applied to ASU to placate her. Got into Texas, waitlisted by ASU. One of the more inexplicable things that has ever happened to me, although Phoenix girl found meth so maybe there is a god

 

 

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37 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Dabo is an SNL character.

Fuck around and find out. The "manna from heaven" routine is going to get them wandering the wilderness for 40 years. 

We just got back from our 13 year tour.

7 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I don't think it is even a top 100 US News ranked school. 

Their list also has a&m infront of Baylor and SMU and Florida State and Miami ahead of all of them so….

2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Gerry and Bobby need to invest in better cameras

Gerry must have been on the road or something, his camera usually looks better. I will disagree with you on Bobby though, I don't need to his face to be any higher in resolution

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

Gerry and Bobby need to invest in better cameras

there is no excuse for anyone who livestreams more than a few times a month (meetings, podcasts, videos, etc) to not have a halfway decent camera + a light source.

looks like You Know Who has a decent camera but somehow the worst lighting situation of all 3 and has his monitor at a terrible angle.

just spend like 20 bucks for a ring light off of amazon, stop using the built in webcam in your laptop and put your webcam at the right level/height.

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3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Gerry and Bobby need to invest in better cameras

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5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Well I wouldn’t blame him if he decides to stay home.

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4 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Gerry and Bobby need to invest in better cameras

They're blurry in real life.

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5 minutes ago, Texas Flood said:

Well I wouldn’t blame him if he decides to stay home.

I hope he does it while floating around in an inner tube in that pool and drinking a mai tai.  

Fuck around and find out. The "manna from heaven" routine is going to get them wandering the wilderness for 40 years. 
We just got back from our 13 year tour.

Dabo is a dorky holier-than-thou Southern Baptist preacher/football coach. He talks a good/pious game even while cheating his balls off behind the scenes.

Hey, I’m cool with that. The missus is a Clemson grad and it’s given me something to cheer for while we wandered in the wilderness the last decade.
15 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Gerry and Bobby need to invest in better cameras

 

11 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

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Cameras can't create teeth.

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