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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

For the first time in a long time it seems like our LB recruiting has been unfucked.

This may be the truest quote of the day. When was the last time LB recruiting wasn’t the low spot of a recruiting class. This comment was so good I didn’t even make a comment about unfucking your mother

1 hour ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

The Oregon poaching is perfect for us. They eat the lunch of our rivals who have weak NIL, but will still always lose their coaches to bigger schools when they start to find success 

Oregon has just an insane NIL program run by ol Philly. The best things working for Texas is, the location is atrocious for a Texas kid which helped us with the Banks recruitment, as well as Phil not wanting to completely cannibalize his own since we are a Nike school. They just showed they can butt fuck any national NIL related recruitment like the Bowen one

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2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Oregon has just an insane NIL program run by ol Philly. The best things working for Texas is, the location is atrocious for a Texas kid which helped us with the Banks recruitment, as well as Phil not wanting to completely cannibalize his own since we are a Nike school. They just showed they can butt fuck any national NIL related recruitment like the Bowen one

Nike has annual revenue of $47 billion. UT's contract with Nike pays $6.5 million/year. I don't think Phil is going to be taking it easy on us for 0.01% of revenue.

1 minute ago, Vermin said:

Nike has annual revenue of $47 billion. UT's contract with Nike pays $6.5 million/year. I don't think Phil is going to be taking it easy on us for 0.01% of revenue.

It’s not what Nike pays us. It’s what we bring into Nike. 

Is there a stream for Akana?

4 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Nike has annual revenue of $47 billion. UT's contract with Nike pays $6.5 million/year. I don't think Phil is going to be taking it easy on us for 0.01% of revenue.

Ya that’s Pennie’s for both us and them. It’s name brand and recognition. Think we give a shit about 6.5? Hell Phil tried to help us land Urban Meyer lol goes way way way past this

3 hours ago, Poe It Up said:

It’s not about money, we’re miss informed. 
 

 

Who is "Miss Information" - and what was she leaking? I hope she sees a physician about that issue

6 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Nike has annual revenue of $47 billion.


Yeah but that's not all profit. 500 million or so goes to paying Cambodian sweatshop labor.

38 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Really? Oregon is a solid school, and its alumni network is strong in some fun cities.

I have two nephews that graduated from there and they both said that it's pretty meh, although they have both done very well for themselves.

1 minute ago, campcrunk said:

Who is "Miss Information" - and what was she leaking? I hope she sees a physician about that issue

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7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It’s not what Nike pays us. It’s what we bring into Nike. 

Exactly. Even during our 10-year trip through the desert, Texas was still in the Top 1-2 in merchandise.

14 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

This may be the truest quote of the day. When was the last time LB recruiting wasn’t the low spot of a recruiting class. This comment was so good I didn’t even make a comment about unfucking your mother

Oregon has just an insane NIL program run by ol Philly. The best things working for Texas is, the location is atrocious for a Texas kid which helped us with the Banks recruitment, as well as Phil not wanting to completely cannibalize his own since we are a Nike school. They just showed they can butt fuck any national NIL related recruitment like the Bowen one

2019 was our last decent class, though it turned out to be a disaster. De'Gabriel Floyd, David Gbenda, Marcus Tillman, Caleb Johnson, Juwan Mitchell, and Roschon Johnson. 

31 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Their list also has a&m infront of Baylor and SMU and Florida State and Miami ahead of all of them so….

Their methodology does leave something to be desired.

Are the OU fans going to look in the mirror and ask how trash IT was right and why Brandon Drumm was wrong

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Oklahoma mods were so laughably overconfident on both Bowen and Akana.

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

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Our leis are so much better than aggy's leis

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Get fucked OU

and aggy

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So.... are we still bitching about out inability to recruit on defense? Does PK and Choate and crew still suck?

1 minute ago, Lonestar88 said:

Oklahoma mods were so laughably overconfident on both Bowen and Akana.

Well, you can't spell "dumb broke ass motherfuckers" without O and U.

16 minutes ago, Vermin said:

Nike has annual revenue of $47 billion. UT's contract with Nike pays $6.5 million/year. I don't think Phil is going to be taking it easy on us for 0.01% of revenue.

You weren't a business major, were you?

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3 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Our leis are so much better than aggy's leis

I will have you know that one of those aggy leis is my wife sir... but yeah, no argument here. 

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2 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Oklahoma mods were so laughably overconfident on both Bowen and Akana.

When it came down to "we believe in your football sell, now show us the money," everything evaporated.

Just now, Lonestar88 said:

Oklahoma mods were so laughably overconfident on both Bowen and Akana.

I think the main difference between OU mods & Aggy mods are that Aggy mods are fuccing hacks while the OU mods are incompetent AF.

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Got Akana

Can someone photoshop a double wide on fire floating in a river. 

6 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

2019 was our last decent class, though it turned out to be a disaster. De'Gabriel Floyd, David Gbenda, Marcus Tillman, Caleb Johnson, Juwan Mitchell, and Roschon Johnson. 

No class led by Roschon Johnson can be referred to as a disaster.  

Up to #3 in the composite. That’s probably the ceiling with what Bama and Georgia are out here pulling, but it’s, uh, acceptable.

7 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Based on that scenery, why would anyone ever leave Hawaii?

Hawaii is expensive and Hawaiians are generally assholes.*

 

* Not the Akana family, of course.

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Remarkable how we were able to get Lefau and Akana without any Polynesian ties on the staff

Akana savage AF for committing to the good guys while wearing the OU NIL Collective lei they sent him

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1 hour ago, Texas Wahoo said:

 

Dabo is an SNL character.

I forget who but someone called him “Football Joel Osteen” on Twitter and that just about nails it

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Using a clip of his sister serving the National Championship point.

 

Season 9 Premiere GIF by Curb Your Enthusiasm 

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