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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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2 minutes ago, Llewelyn Moss said:

I forget who but someone called him “Football Joel Osteen” on Twitter and that just about nails it

This one got me pretty good

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1 minute ago, crum said:

 

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Can the AD give Elon the $8 to get him verified?

3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Up to #3 in the composite. That’s probably the ceiling with what Bama and Georgia are out here pulling, but it’s, uh, acceptable.

I read a screenshot of an ou poster saying that if they got Bowen and akana they would jump us. It was a solid plan. 

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Can the AD give Elon the $8 to get him verified?

As soon as the Tesla NIL deal goes through 

2 minutes ago, Llewelyn Moss said:

I forget who but someone called him “Football Joel Osteen” on Twitter and that just about nails it

Schitts Creek Comedy GIF by CBC

This dude really asked him about Arch within a minute of his committment, great interview skills

2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Using a clip of his sister serving the National Championship point.

 

Season 9 Premiere GIF by Curb Your Enthusiasm 

He needs a sack/strip/score in the championship game to keep up with his sister.

Assume Moore would be one who would be the other?

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I will never again begrudge Jeff Choate a trip to Hawaii 

Just now, TexEx15 said:

Assume Moore would be one who would be the other?

You're not going to hear about a McDonald signature today. But they're expecting it. Might already have it. That's part of what he's talking about for sure. Is the rest of it Moore? Mystery recruit? Anyone else that's been on the radar lately that hasn't signed? 

1 minute ago, MoJames said:

 

I got the Oregon reference. I don’t get the high five reference, but I assume he’s saying money changed hands and people got ghosted?

14 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Remarkable how we were able to get Lefau and Akana without any Polynesian ties on the staff

They’re called leis. 

Just now, Chili dog said:

I got the Oregon reference. I don’t get the high five reference, but I assume he’s saying money changed hands and people got ghosted?

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Just now, Chili dog said:

I got the Oregon reference. I don’t get the high five reference, but I assume he’s saying money changed hands and people got ghosted?

Miami U sign

Just now, Chili dog said:

I got the Oregon reference. I don’t get the high five reference, but I assume he’s saying money changed hands and people got ghosted?

It's the U for Miami

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Take the bag and ghost?  Referring to Oregon and Miami, but I don't know the context Rhule would be using it in.

Just now, texifornia said:

Miami U sign

 

Just now, Noozak said:

It's the U for Miami

 

Just now, OB3 said:

Supposed to be “The U” emoji for Miami 

Thanks. I’m an idiot. 

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Translation?

I’m interpreting it as “don’t expect me to win at fucking Nebraska when schools like Miami and Oregon are throwing money around like that.” And I don’t wish to be corrected. 

Oh look at that another Oregon flip.

 

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Genuinely an incredible job from the staff holding on to so many long-term, elite OOS recruits. Based on what I’ve seen in my years following this stuff, I definitely would have bet against Mitchell, Baxter, Williams, Arch, etc. all signing.

Notre Dame is having a rough day….

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Just now, LCHorn said:

Notre Dame is having a rough day….

 

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2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Oh look at that another Oregon flip.

 

Notre Dame going to issue a fatwa on the ducks

2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Oh look at that another Oregon flip.

 

The Knights of Tamperer.  Sam Spade isn't walking through that door.  

3 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Oh look at that another Oregon flip.

 

The “recruiting” trail. 

Just now, Vertuzzi said:

Notre Dame going to issue a fatwa on the ducks

Crusade

30 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Our lays are so much worse than aggy's lays

- Carl Winslow probably

2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Oh look at that another Oregon flip.

 

On the realignment thread, there is a debate about the desirability of Oregon to another conference. Here you have it- they are an ambitious program from a talent-poor state that will outbid you for your recruits. Why would any other conference want them?

I would have been surprised if Akana didn't commit to Texas after their family was on cloud 9 following the volleyball national title. It was perfect timing. 

2 minutes ago, LCHorn said:

Notre Dame is having a rough day….

It's why Brian Kelly left Notre Dame. 

35 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

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As if anyone cares, that beach has my favorite surf break on Oahu. And not just because most women on the beach wear far less than Ms. Akana. 

Today, I caught about 20 blue runners, 15 sardines, 1 2” snapper, 8 dorado and 2 blue marlin, so I kind of missed the fun. What did Sark catch? Did he release any?

 

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Today, I caught about 20 blue runners, 15 sardines, 1 2” snapper, 8 dorado and 2 blue marlin, so I kind of missed the fun. What did Sark catch? Did he release any?

Pimpton to LSU and Moore still unsigned is about all the bad news there is for signing day 1.

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1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Today, I caught about 20 blue runners, 15 sardines, 1 2” snapper, 8 dorado and 2 blue marlin, so I kind of missed the fun. What did Sark catch? Did he release any?

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2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Today, I caught about 20 blue runners, 15 sardines, 1 2” snapper, 8 dorado and 2 blue marlin, so I kind of missed the fun. What did Sark catch? Did he release any?

hope you threw that 2" snapper back.

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You're not going to hear about a McDonald signature today. But they're expecting it. Might already have it. That's part of what he's talking about for sure. Is the rest of it Moore? Mystery recruit? Anyone else that's been on the radar lately that hasn't signed? 

looking at unsigned offers that are at least in the top like 750 overall

  • Jeremiah Cobb, RB, committed to Auburn
  • Moore at WR
  • Ja'Kobi Lane at WR (sounds like he is out though)
  • some WR named Cayden Lee from Georgia?
  • Duce Robinson
  • Walker Lyons, TE (decommitted from Stanford 11/28, assuming we are not going after any more TEs)

well, I was planning on looking at the rest of the positions but the 247 website is bugged around showing players when you expand other positions they by default hide. nice one 247. i doubt it is a QB, WR, RB or TE at this point but we knew that based on class and roster makeup anyway so that sucks. tried a few browsers

here is the link - https://247sports.com/college/texas/Season/2023-Football/Offers/

example: missing the signed checkmark below

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i assume this late in the game it would be flips not random commits by uncommitted players but just in case here are uncommitted players with Texas offers not discussed above:

  • Ashton Porter, DL from Cy Ranch (57 in TX)
  • some random LBs  that i don't think we are going after (Leviticus Su'a from Mater Dei, #28 in California) some random guy from North Shore thats #94 in TX
  • Mikal Harrison-Pilot is still uncommitted?
  • Desmond Ricks lol #23 overall and a CB
  • Rodrick Pleasant (#86 overall, CB)
  • Tyler Scott - probably Auburn bound at this point

 

Nycholes Harbor is also uncommitted lol obviously not coming here though

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