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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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14 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Not sure I'd be comfortable with both a Muhammad and Ja'had in the secondary.

Team flights are going to take off later for sure…

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19 minutes ago, Teryor said:

The surprise is clearly Travis Hunter, guys

Gerry said he has heard Hunter may have a medical reason not to follow Deion to high-altitude Boulder, but didn’t think Texas was in on him. 

16 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

As long as they go Jihad on opposing receivers idc!

as opposed to stuffing their faces at the allahu snackbar?

10 minutes ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

 

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33 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Today, I caught about 20 blue runners, 15 sardines, 1 2” snapper, 8 dorado and 2 blue marlin, so I kind of missed the fun. What did Sark catch? Did he release any?

I hoped you released the Marlin.

Just now, JBJ said:

It's definitely Islamophobia, which is the cheeky and fun version of bigotry.  They genocided my ancestors, so I get a pass.

 

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Man, Choate really was killing himself out there in Hawaii

I can’t believe the success Oregon is having today. Do these croots not realize they’re going to have to take multiple hour flights to games in a couple years?

4 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Gerry said he has heard Hunter may have a medical reason not to follow Deion to high-altitude Boulder, but didn’t think Texas was in on him. 

That would have to be sickle cell. 

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1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

I can’t believe the success Oregon is having today. Do these croots not realize they’re going to have to take multiple hour flights to games in a couple years?

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1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

I can’t believe the success Oregon is having today. Do these croots not realize they’re going to have to take multiple hour flights to games in a couple years?

Man I cant think of anything worse than getting to travel for work. Sucks.

27 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Damon Wilson, just signed with Georgia

This was one I was holding out irrational amounts of hope on. That dude is a monster. 

2 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

I can’t believe the success Oregon is having today. Do these croots not realize they’re going to have to take multiple hour flights to games in a couple years?

My geography isn’t great, but does it really take multiple hours to get to Boise and Fresno?

 

This guy ... ha! ha! ha! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 

(OU 247)

 

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26 minutes ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

 

This kid is following the bust path accordingly. 

Just now, ATexanAbroad said:

Man I cant think of anything worse than getting to travel for work. Sucks.

I knew million mile guys and I did about 500K when I did travel back in the 90's. These guys will barely be traveling in comparison. I miss it some times.

8 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

I can’t believe the success Oregon is having today. Do these croots not realize they’re going to have to take multiple hour flights to games in a couple years?

I’d be more concerned about nobody watching their games, and their conference champion being an automatic 5/6 seed in the CFP. 

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In the comments of Hayes Fawcett post for Peyton Bowen's commitment, David Hicks is defending him against people saying he is chasing money and commented his support a few times

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2 hours ago, Viper said:

I am 100% convinced this is something Hank Hill would say.

Hank would build a team on the Name, Image, and Likeness of Tom Landry

1 hour ago, cafe society said:

I have two nephews that graduated from there and they both said that it's pretty meh, although they have both done very well for themselves.

My old boss's daughter went there and she's got great tits.

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38 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Surely they'd be explosive hitters. 

38 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Not sure I'd be comfortable with both a Muhammad and Ja'had in the secondary.

36 minutes ago, squeegeedegg said:

An "allahu akbar" chant at DKR would be epic

27 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Is it racist? Seems more xenophobic/islamaphobic than anything. Regardless it was a joke and I'll be dropping jt now. Carry on.

 

Assuming Malik Muhammad is Muslim, ask yourself if you'd make these jokes to his face. Or to any other Muslim. If the answer to that is "no", then it's probably racist.

We make fun of aggy all the time for their racist dog-whistling, and we're not even bothering to dog whistle. Just saying it out loud. We're better than this. Please stop. 

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3 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

 

Assuming Malik Muhammad is Muslim, ask yourself if you'd make these jokes to his face. Or to any other Muslim. If the answer to that is "no", then it's probably racist.

We make fun of aggy all the time for their racist dog-whistling, and we're not even bothering to dog whistle. Just saying it out loud. We're better than this. Please stop. 

I see you’ve never been to our football board. 

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The way they are begging for NIL donations it seems like they are destined to take a step back on the national stage

6 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

 

Assuming Malik Muhammad is Muslim, ask yourself if you'd make these jokes to his face. Or to any other Muslim. If the answer to that is "no", then it's probably racist.

We make fun of aggy all the time for their racist dog-whistling, and we're not even bothering to dog whistle. Just saying it out loud. We're better than this. Please stop. 

Go watch Blazing Saddles.

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Weeding out the religiously bigoted comments here will be a long process.

OTT, I've always found it interesting how name-religion link is defined differently in African-American communities. You have guys like Jordon Thomas and DeAndre Christmas-Giles who are Muslim. And you have many guys named Malik (common Arab Muslim name) or Muhammad who are Christian and such. In other countries there's more of a clear delineation.

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5 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

 

Assuming Malik Muhammad is Muslim, ask yourself if you'd make these jokes to his face. Or to any other Muslim. If the answer to that is "no", then it's probably racist.

We make fun of aggy all the time for their racist dog-whistling, and we're not even bothering to dog whistle. Just saying it out loud. We're better than this. Please stop. 

I agree with everything you said. It was a joke in poor taste, but that's my sense of humor. I do respect that I should keep it off neutral boards, and I'm sorry for that, however I would say it to him, whether I get decked or not. I enjoy crude humor. I would like to move past it though as again I understand why I should keep my sense of humor to people I know are accepting of it. Let's not bog up the recruiting thread on a great day any longer.

13 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Hank would build a team on the Name, Image, and Likeness of Tom Landry

My old boss's daughter went there and she's got great tits.

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1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

Y’all need sarcasm meters checked.

I wasn’t aware that a sarcasm meter is a real thing. 

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4 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

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The way they are begging for NIL donations it seems like they are destined to take a step back on the national stage

They will; you will see Oklahoma go the way of Nebraska and Arkansas once the SEC move is officially made.

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

OTT, I've always found it interesting how name-religion link is defined differently in African-American communities. You have guys like Jordon Thomas and DeAndre Christmas-Giles who are Muslim. And you have many guys named Malik (common Arab Muslim name) who are Christian and such. In other countries there's more of a clear delineation.

Malik yes. Mushin Muhammad is the only Christian I can think of with that last name though.

14 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

 

Assuming Malik Muhammad is Muslim, ask yourself if you'd make these jokes to his face. Or to any other Muslim. If the answer to that is "no", then it's probably racist.

We make fun of aggy all the time for their racist dog-whistling, and we're not even bothering to dog whistle. Just saying it out loud. We're better than this. Please stop. 

Username suggests you are drunk.

It’s not about money, we’re miss informed. 
 
 
He worded such that people can read it one of two ways depending on what they want to believe..

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20 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

 

Assuming Malik Muhammad is Muslim, ask yourself if you'd make these jokes to his face. Or to any other Muslim. If the answer to that is "no", then it's probably racist.

We make fun of aggy all the time for their racist dog-whistling, and we're not even bothering to dog whistle. Just saying it out loud. We're better than this. Please stop. 

I was with you until about right here, sir.

After a long drive, long on to see a damn solid signing day! I am sorry that I worried about Baxter. Holding on to him and Williams and getting a ka ka kana is awesome. Definitely surprised by the Bowen smoke screen of who knows what he’s thinking besides money but glad we don’t have to play against him to that school across the border. Hook em! Amazing class!

2 hours ago, JFKFC said:

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Gerry and Bobby need to invest in worse cameras. 

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32 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

 

Assuming Malik Muhammad is Muslim, ask yourself if you'd make these jokes to his face. Or to any other Muslim. If the answer to that is "no", then it's probably racist.

We make fun of aggy all the time for their racist dog-whistling, and we're not even bothering to dog whistle. Just saying it out loud. We're better than this. Please stop. 

Well said potato breath

This signing class is giving me FYPM early 2k's vibes, but even better..holy shit

32 minutes ago, satyanash said:

OTT, I've always found it interesting how name-religion link is defined differently in African-American communities. You have guys like Jordon Thomas and DeAndre Christmas-Giles who are Muslim. And you have many guys named Malik (common Arab Muslim name) or Muhammad who are Christian and such. In other countries there's more of a clear delineation.

Are you Hindu?  If not, you could have used yourself as an example. 

2 hours ago, JFKFC said:

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Looks like the Haha rep emoji.  

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We just closed out one of the best classes we have ever signed. Perfect day to fight about racism and religion!

2 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Akana’s sister in banging!

need pics

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