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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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The ESPN class ranking bugs the shit out of me. They’ve taken a credibility nose dive since Gerry left. 

3rd Rivals 

3rd 247

4th On3

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8th ESPN

 

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33 minutes ago, Fug said:
He makes Chris Beard’s mugshot look good

FCB branded gear sounds like a good NIL opportunity

FCB collective has a good ring to it.  And a resounding message.

47 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

Duce could fuck Banks’ woman with her monkey and he would still welcome Duce with open arms. 

Pretty sure that’s a thing

36 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

On a scale of 1-3, with 3 being the hottest?  Yes, you're correct.

Are we still talking about the monkey here?

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Are we still talking about the monkey here?

No...Akana's sister.

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53 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


What if he fucked the monkey?

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21 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The ESPN class ranking bugs the shit out of me. They’ve taken a credibility nose dive since Gerry left. 

3rd Rivals 

3rd 247

4th On3

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8th ESPN

 

Fortunately, nobody gives a shit about their rankings.

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1 hour ago, LebongJames said:

What if they are double IPAs?

Then they wouldn’t enjoy them but they would say that they do.

May just be me, but this class even our bread seems like some nice artisan brioche or pumpernickle rather than the plain white store brand aggy is landing..

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17 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Fortunately, nobody gives a shit about their rankings.

Except my father who just texted me with “I didn’t realize how good OU’s class is and I thought ours was better. They’re ahead of us on ESPN. “

I then ran the old man over and he told me I was an asshole. I subscribe this guy to two of the services and he follows them, but the byline on ESPN fucking trumps everything for average joe. 

42 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The ESPN class ranking bugs the shit out of me. They’ve taken a credibility nose dive since Gerry left. 

3rd Rivals 

3rd 247

4th On3

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.

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8th ESPN

 

ESPN is the Liucci of rankings - lot of content and hype but ultimately no more relevant than pubes on a chin

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A combo of Muhammad and ja’had would obviously be called Sheik and Destroy.
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6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Except my father who just texted me with “I didn’t realize how good OU’s class is and I thought ours was better. They’re ahead of us on ESPN. “

I then ran the old man over and he told me I was an asshole. I subscribe this guy to two of the services and he follows them, but the byline on ESPN fucking trumps everything for average joe. 

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Tom Loy (ND guy) on Peyton Bowen.

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Brandon Drumm (OU guy) on Bowen.

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7 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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Tom Loy (ND guy) on Peyton Bowen.

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Brandon Drumm (OU guy) on Bowen.

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27 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

If this is recruiting related it would be really out of left field for 2023… or I guess Moore deciding to sign. 

Not sure what the offers are and how they differ or will change over time, but it seems to me like the correct immediate decision for Bowen is to not sign this week. Obviously conflicted. 

 
- Blair Angulo (247) put in a CB (5 conf.) for Duce Robinson, to Georgia.  
- He says Duce will not sign until Feb, and talks about the MLB draft, etc..
- Says this about Texas/Duce
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Ha. That Clemson visit is where Dan from The Ticket sat with both of their fathers during the game. There was an interesting story that Dan mentioned about that visit where he mentioned that both of those fathers had shitty things to say about one program. I’ll try to find it. CSB/
52 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Except my father who just texted me with “I didn’t realize how good OU’s class is and I thought ours was better. They’re ahead of us on ESPN. “

I then ran the old man over and he told me I was an asshole. I subscribe this guy to two of the services and he follows them, but the byline on ESPN fucking trumps everything for average joe. 

Just saw this. I’m glad I’m logged in on my iPad. I could have damaged my keyboard otherwise.

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not sure what the offers are and how they differ or will change over time, but it seems to me like the correct immediate decision for Bowen is to not sign this week. Obviously conflicted. 

I think he wants to be an EE. 

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3 hours ago, NWAustinDude said:

FCB is so cringe

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So is using cringe as an adjective.

21 minutes ago, Da Fino said:


Ha. That Clemson visit is where Dan from The Ticket sat with both of their fathers during the game. There was an interesting story that Dan mentioned about that visit where he mentioned that both of those fathers had shitty things to say about one program. I’ll try to find it. CSB/

Which program? Or is that another reason you need to hunt down Dan’s story?

Which program? Or is that another reason you need to hunt down Dan’s story?

Correct. At the time I thought it might be Texas. It was pre arch commitment.
56 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

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Tom Loy (ND guy) on Peyton Bowen.

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Brandon Drumm (OU guy) on Bowen.

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this guy seems like a bitch, glad we pissed him off

40 minutes ago, Da Fino said:


Ha. That Clemson visit is where Dan from The Ticket sat with both of their fathers during the game. There was an interesting story that Dan mentioned about that visit where he mentioned that both of those fathers had shitty things to say about one program. I’ll try to find it. CSB/

 

16 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Which program? Or is that another reason you need to hunt down Dan’s story?

Given that they were at a Clemson game, both strongly considered/are considering Georgia, and Arch committed to Texas, I believe the most likely mystery program is one that became an also ran in both recruitments.

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3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

this guy seems like a bitch, glad we pissed him off

He may need to make quicker decisions as he steps up a level in competition.

7 hours ago, stork642 said:

Bigbend beat me to it.  

Man, you'd need some extra long straws 

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1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Someone taking a page out of this man's playbook?

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1 hour ago, Getafix said:

Tom Loy (ND guy) on Peyton Bowen.

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Brandon Drumm (OU guy) on Bowen.

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Ha. That Clemson visit is where Dan from The Ticket sat with both of their fathers during the game. There was an interesting story that Dan mentioned about that visit where he mentioned that both of those fathers had shitty things to say about one program. I’ll try to find it. CSB/

That blurb said Arch and Duce met on an unofficial visit to Clemson during the summer so it couldn’t have been when Dan met them. I assume that was right before Dan/Jake had Duce and his dad on The Hang Zone, yes?
1 hour ago, Da Fino said:


Ha. That Clemson visit is where Dan from The Ticket sat with both of their fathers during the game. There was an interesting story that Dan mentioned about that visit where he mentioned that both of those fathers had shitty things to say about one program. I’ll try to find it. CSB/

Dan is an aggy lover with a sandy vag. I wouldn’t believe what he says if it’s a story shitting on Texas.

3 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Dan is an aggy lover with a sandy vag. I wouldn’t believe what he says if it’s a story shitting on Texas.

Wrong. Bob is an aggy lover. Joel Klatt gives him shit about it. Dan doesn’t give a damn about the Aggies.

Just now, Creasy Bear said:

Wrong. Bob is an aggy lover. Joel Klatt gives him shit about it. Dan doesn’t give a damn about the Aggies.

My bad, you are correct. It’s Bob Sturm that’s the aggy lover

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4 minutes ago, pacman said:

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I trust rivals as far as I can throw their collective fat-assery.  

But you know what? I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt this time. 

Unless that 7:57PM is Pacific time, it doesn't begin to mean anything.

And even then...

 

Duce would be perfect in 2024 for Arch, right?!?

 

That was mostly rhetorical

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8 minutes ago, pacman said:

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Go on…

9 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

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24 minutes ago, pacman said:

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He was on OB early in the NSD show and he said UGA and UT were in the mix for him.. He talked about the relationship Arch and Duce had.. but I didn't get the sense that we lead for him when he was talking about Duce recruitment.. we are just a major player

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