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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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2 hours ago, nunna yo bizness said:

You misspelled hand jobbing.

That would be a hell of an olympic event. 

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4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys were never gonna get to 1K

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4 hours ago, nunna yo bizness said:

LMFAO.

He was a DT if I recall

41 minutes ago, Bevo said:

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Depends on where you are - Silsbee? DMV? Bandera?

 

1 hour ago, Mother mopar said:

Not this shit again.

It's like an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters. One will eventually make this shit funny. Or so they believe. 

Welcome to Texags where the best jokes are the traditional ones they tell at Midnight Yell.

It's like an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters. One will eventually make this shit funny. Or so they believe. 
Welcome to Texags where the best jokes are the traditional ones they tell at Midnight Yell.

“I hear Waddle is a silent portal commit.”

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Are there any known NSD2 targets at all?

4 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys were never gonna get to 1K

I could take Futureman off ignore and start quoting everything he says...

4 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Guys were never gonna get to 1K

 

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21 minutes ago, JBJ said:

Are there any known NSD2 targets at all?

Duce and McDonald.
 

Those are the only two we really know about at this time. Sounds like they’ll allocate remaining numbers to the portal. 

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Da Hell?! Johntay Cook didn't make this list? How did Cordale Russell leapfrog into the rankings like this?

35 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Duce and McDonald.
 

Those are the only two we really know about at this time. Sounds like they’ll allocate remaining numbers to the portal. 

McDonald isn't a target. He has already signed. The only target is Robinson. 

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Da Hell?! Johntay Cook didn't make this list? How did Cordale Russell leapfrog into the rankings like this?

It’s been a while since I said it, so here goes: you’re a goddamned oxygen thief and a drain on this website. Look at the people he left off and tell me with a straight face that this is anything other than Hayes pumping those that pay his bills. Please do all of us a favor and go get your motherfucking shinebox you fucking jackass.

On3's re-ranking of Cordale Stewart looks like classic $9.95er brain rot to me. Not sure what happened - maybe someone fell in love with him at a camp, maybe he gives great interviews. Don't know, don't care. All you need to do is compare his offer list to Johntay's if you really want to see which one is the more highly regarded prospect. That goes for a couple of the guys on this list, actually

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32 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

Da Hell?! Johntay Cook didn't make this list? How did Cordale Russell leapfrog into the rankings like this?

Those are the On3 rankings not the composite

He's the 11th ranked WR and 71st ranked prospect overall. Hardly worth getting up in arms over

8 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

He's the 11th ranked WR and 71st ranked prospect overall. Hardly worth getting up in arms over

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Remember those days way back six months ago when this board melted down over not getting Ochaun Mathis?  He had such a great year at Nebraska, what a EPIC miss!

13 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:


It’s been a while since I said it, so here goes: you’re a goddamned oxygen thief and a drain on this website. Look at the people he left off and tell me with a straight face that this is anything other than Hayes pumping those that pay his bills. Please do all of us a favor and go get your motherfucking shinebox you fucking jackass.

This is anything other than Hates pumping those that pay his bills. He left off WRs 11-umpteen on the On3 recruiting rankings.

12 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Remember those days way back six months ago when this board melted down over not getting Ochaun Mathis?  He had such a great year at Nebraska, what a EPIC miss!

this is the wrong thread.

linked is the right thread:

 

19 minutes ago, Horn of Gabriel said:

Remember those days way back six months ago when this board melted down over not getting Ochaun Mathis?  He had such a great year at Nebraska, what a EPIC miss!

What is Ochaun doing this Saturday? 

10 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

What is Ochaun doing this Saturday? 

Not preparing for the senior bowl. 

30 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

What is Ochaun doing this Saturday? 

Not preparing for the CFP.

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1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

What ever happened to Mikal Harrison-Pilot

We spend 2 pages talking about CRNA's and this is what you come back with?

What ever happened to Mikal Harrison-Pilot

Announcing Jan 7.
41 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

What ever happened to Mikal Harrison-Pilot

According to Nahlin earlier this month, UT backed off of MHP.

He's only here because bama and georgia didn't really want him and aggy didn't offer him.  He's not that good, 3 star at best, only 5 star because of his name.  😐

5 minutes ago, MAGS® said:

He's only here because bama and georgia didn't really want him and aggy didn't offer him.  He's not that good, 3 star at best, only 5 star because of his name.  😐

Arch is a 5 star name. National NiL deal with McDonald’s pretty much guaranteed. 

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On 12/27/2022 at 4:12 PM, Duane Moore said:

How should I know? Ask @BERT

 

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On 12/27/2022 at 9:02 PM, campcrunk said:

On3's re-ranking of Cordale Stewart looks like classic $9.95er brain rot to me. Not sure what happened - maybe someone fell in love with him at a camp, maybe he gives great interviews. Don't know, don't care. All you need to do is compare his offer list to Johntay's if you really want to see which one is the more highly regarded prospect. That goes for a couple of the guys on this list, actually

@Katfid54 sock confirmed 

9 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Arch is a 5 star name. National NiL deal with McDonald’s pretty much guaranteed. 

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19 hours ago, JFKFC said:

What is Ochaun doing this Saturday? 

Doing a follow up interview for a stocker position at the Lincoln Target

 

He seems like the kind of guy OSU and TCU often take and torment us with, so I’m hoping Texas takes him even if just to avoid that
3 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

Doing a follow up interview for a stocker position at the Lincoln Target

Dollar General, like he could actually land a job at Target with his on-field performance.

18 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Cool story. No actual quotes from Cooper Manning and the video with his supposed interview does not exist on that page. Great work MSN. 

Austin . . . Tallahassee 

Tallahassee . . .  Austin 

 

 

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This was sprinkled at the bottom of the Alamo Bowl day of notes:


 

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While on the subject of tight end, we’re watching the recruitment of Duce Robinson more and more closely. The Arizona five-star tight end is about as elite as it gets as a receiver. There aren’t many targets remaining on the board for Texas so focus will be laser focused on Robinson over the next month and change.

 

3 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Cool story. No actual quotes from Cooper Manning and the video with his supposed interview does not exist on that page. Great work MSN. 

 

"There aren’t many targets remaining on the board for Texas so focus will be laser focused on Robinson over the next month and change."

 

Focus will be laser focused.  That's some good writing. 

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