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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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13 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Star Trek jerseys. Well done shitty Adidas! 

American football isn’t adidas’ sport, but the company ain’t shitty.

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8 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Not exactly. They were fine after assessing Tyler Scott on campus with him going somewhere else if they were putting an aggressive NIL pitch in front of him. It wasn’t a crazy deal from Auburn. 

So the UT staff didn't feel Tyler Scott was a must have recruit after assessing on his OV?

Niblett laid out for the ball. YOU CANT COACH THAT… apparently. 

That wasnt Hill on fumble, he actually missed the tackle.  Otherwise he looks great, tipped ball in coverage. And he put a lick on thr QB right as he was throwing it on the first drive. His speed is easy to see, but also seems to always be in the right spot.

3 minutes ago, Strat said:

That wasnt Hill on fumble, he actually missed the tackle.  Otherwise he looks great, tipped ball in coverage. And he put a lick on thr QB right as he was throwing it on the first drive. His speed is easy to see, but also seems to always be in the right spot.

Is he on the grey and green or the green and green?

I’m behind on the DVR, but at 2:12 in the first quarter right before the (unnecessary) Josh Downs interview, it looked like some kid on the East defense did a “make it rain” move, complete with paper money. You could see bills floating down. WTF?

I’m behind on the DVR, but at 2:12 in the first quarter right before the (unnecessary) Josh Downs interview, it looked like some kid on the East defense did a “make it rain” move, complete with paper money. You could see bills floating down. WTF?

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I’m behind on the DVR, but at 2:12 in the first quarter right before the (unnecessary) Josh Downs interview, it looked like some kid on the East defense did a “make it rain” move, complete with paper money. You could see bills floating down. WTF?

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4 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Is he on the grey and green or the green and green?

Hes #6 and wearing 2 green sleeves. 

 

Oops ... posted this by mistake.  Too late!  So sorry ... 

 

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4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Oops ... posted this by mistake.  Too late!  So sorry ... 

 

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Why did they need a segment for her basically just saying Go Georgia in the Nation Championship?  

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I'm gonna puke listening to these announcers gobble aggy on the '22 class for A&M. "Texas a&M showed their recruiting prowess centering around Name Image and Likeness."

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I'm gonna puke listening to these announcers gobble aggy on the '22 class for A&M. "Texas a&M showed their recruiting prowess centering around Name Image and Likeness."

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The best part is their reasoning they used as to why those players were transferring out.....what a log jam.

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I'm gonna puke listening to these announcers gobble aggy on the '22 class for A&M. "Texas a&M showed their recruiting prowess centering around Name Image and Likeness."

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The announcers really just said “A&M was a victim of their own success in ‘22. It scared off all the ‘23 ‘cruits”. 💀

Yeahhhhhh

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Announcer making excuses for aggy recruiting this year. Just so stupid.

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I really can’t stand that the bum fucks in Alabama and Georgia have run college football the past decade plus. It needs to end.

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Novosad looks not great.

Big jump in competition.

So the aggy 22 class has scared off the 20, 21, and 23 classes?  Not sure the ROI is there if that was actually the case. 

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

Justin Wells has the worst poker face I’ve ever seen, and he’s been grinning like the Cheshire Cat whenever the subject of McDonald comes up, so it’s gotta be Texas, or he’s completely bamboozled. 

He had that face during the Jalen hale recruitment.  He was fed a bunch of shit.

Who does an atheist thank during his commitment ceremony? Science?

40 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Dante Moore looks pretty damn good. UCLA should be happy.

They got him to flip late from Oregon? Which lead to Oregon flipping Novosad.

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3 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Who does an atheist thank during his commitment ceremony? Science?

Actual people

Novosad is so bad, he could have been a QB in the Under Armour game.

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How is the guy from Dripping Springs who shows pigs not going to be an Aggie? 

How is the guy from Dripping Springs who shows pigs not going to be an Aggie? 

Because they thought they were going to flip Malachi Nelson.
9 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Who does an atheist thank during his commitment ceremony? Science?

Parents , teachers , coaches etc

 

Real people that helped them along their way ? 

Pimpton sighting

Edited to add, someone needs to tell the QB that trying to look exactly like Zach Wilson may not be the best thing these days.

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Imagine your son committing to Vanderbilt… And then throwing that away for academic powerhouse, LSU.

I’d disown him.

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These announcers are so stupid. The SEC is now recruiting more nationally

 

Bama/Georgia have been doing it for years already stfu.

 

 

East coach is coaching this like it's an actual football game. West coach coaching like it's an all-star game.

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2 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Imagine your son committing to Vanderbilt… And then throwing that away for academic powerhouse, LSU.

I’d disown him.


Just in case this is not sarcasm- no person with a functioning brain would have any issue with their child playing football at LSU over fucking Vanderbilt if they had the opportunity. 

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5 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


Just in case this is not sarcasm- no person with a functioning brain would have any issue with their child playing football at LSU over fucking Vanderbilt if they had the opportunity. 

I guess I do not have a functioning brain.  Because I would want my son at Vanderbilt over LSU if he had offers from both.

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7 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

I guess I do not have a functioning brain.  Because I would want my son at Vanderbilt over LSU if he had offers from both.

Eh, I think choosing Vanderbilt is a sign that you DO HAVE a functioning brain lol…

LSU is great until you’re un-drafted with only half of an elementary ed degree in-hand. But sure, there’s the 1-5% chance you might get drafted.

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3 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Eh, I think choosing Vanderbilt is a sign that you DO HAVE a functioning brain lol…

LSU is great until you’re un-drafted with only half of an elementary ed degree in-hand.

A LSU degree can get you a job just about anywhere in Houston....ton of alumni. Being a former NCAA athlete also helps as quite a few companies like hiring those types. And it's all about you as a person, your work ethic, and etc.

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6 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

I guess I do not have a functioning brain.  Because I would want my son at Vanderbilt over LSU if he had offers from both.

All depends if you think your son is going to the NFL. But if he just going to play football abd then go on to regular life, then Vandy all the way. 

West doesn’t even look like they have defensive players on the field at times. 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

A LSU degree can get you a job just about anywhere in Houston

 

 

Not with this guy, though ... 🤣 🤣 🤣 

 

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Not with this guy, though ... 🤣 🤣 🤣 

 

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If I'm not mistaken he's said before that he's hired multiple people with LSU degrees and they've been good. He's also had bad experiences with people who have Texas degrees. 

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