Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

Featured Replies

  • Popular Post

"I haven't heard it mention, so I thought I would address the elephant in the room. He seems like a smart kid, so I'm wandering how his transition to the states has been as far as communication goes? Are we doing anything different like special playbooks or relying on signals more when he's in the game?… The only time I've been out of the country is when I was shipped to Nam and I was as confused as a yankee learning to square dance."

 

Mandatory

  • Replies 33.2k
  • Views 5.1m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Born Burnt
    Born Burnt

  • 49 in Sept.  It sucks - went from jogging and a swimmer to tremors and shakes.  I'm scared to death of fixing a light bulb on a ladder.  I just pray it isn't MS.  Neither have a blood test, it takes t

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    I know it feels like cool shit is happening, but Surly needs to gear all the fucking way up. Big big things coming. Let’s.Fucking.Go!

Posted Images

Orakpo was about that when he reported and was 260 5 years later.  Maybe 2 years is too aggressive but the weight gain is not with his frame. 

Orakpo was a freak. He was a freshman when I was a senior at Lamar. He looked older than all of us. He and Kelson both were just insane athletes. It made sense that he blew up once madden got to him.
2 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

"I haven't heard it mention, so I thought I would address the elephant in the room. He seems like a smart kid, so I'm wandering how his transition to the states has been as far as communication goes? Are we doing anything different like special playbooks or relying on signals more when he's in the game?… The only time I've been out of the country is when I was shipped to Nam and I was as confused as a yankee learning to square dance."

 

Mandatory

Please help me understand the context for this. I'm praying it's a gag, or -- even better -- an actual quote from TexAgs. 

4 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

IF I remember correctly, that was a Alabama poster regarding Tua.

That would explain the elephant at least. 

3 hours ago, Da Fino said:

Orakpo was a freak. He was a freshman when I was a senior at Lamar. He looked older than all of us. He and Kelson both were just insane athletes. It made sense that he blew up once madden got to him.

I remember the first time I saw Orakpo on campus. Oldest-looking 18-19 yr old I had ever seen.

you-look-thirty-you-look30.gif

  • Popular Post
On 1/7/2023 at 2:10 PM, Newy25 said:

How is the guy from Dripping Springs who shows pigs not going to be an Aggie? 

don't forget that both his parents went to A&M, met at A&M and he is a huge A&M fan.

i have posted it a bunch but basically:

  • dude camped at A&M more than anywhere else trying to get an offer
  • A&M went big game hunting at QB...missed on everyone.
  • Novosad commits to Baylor
  • Novosad re opens his commitment, gets an offer from tOSU and ND (i think he reopened after these offers) - A&M offers AFTER tOSU and Stanford!!!
  • Novosad takes an UOV to A&M for their big recruitment weekend in late July. A&M pays to get Malachi Nelson on site the same weekend - thinking they can flip a guy Lincoln Riley has been personally recruiting for 3+ years, identified as his guy when he was early in high school and who has been committed to Riley for a year and change at OU and USC.
  • Novosad re-affirms commitment to Baylor
  • A&M keeps looking for QB commits...and doesn't get any until right before NSD

so to be clear here: A&M had a legacy from both parents, he shows pigs, they needed QB help in the class, he camped there more than ANYWHERE ELSE...and A&M offers him after Stanford, Ohio State and a little before Notre Dame. 

6 hours ago, NoName said:

don't forget that both his parents went to A&M, met at A&M and he is a huge A&M fan.

i have posted it a bunch but basically:

  • dude camped at A&M more than anywhere else trying to get an offer
  • A&M went big game hunting at QB...missed on everyone.
  • Novosad commits to Baylor
  • Novosad re opens his commitment, gets an offer from tOSU and ND (i think he reopened after these offers) - A&M offers AFTER tOSU and Stanford!!!
  • Novosad takes an UOV to A&M for their big recruitment weekend in late July. A&M pays to get Malachi Nelson on site the same weekend - thinking they can flip a guy Lincoln Riley has been personally recruiting for 3+ years, identified as his guy when he was early in high school and who has been committed to Riley for a year and change at OU and USC.
  • Novosad re-affirms commitment to Baylor
  • A&M keeps looking for QB commits...and doesn't get any until right before NSD

so to be clear here: A&M had a legacy from both parents, he shows pigs, they needed QB help in the class, he camped there more than ANYWHERE ELSE...and A&M offers him after Stanford, Ohio State and a little before Notre Dame. 

I wasn't able to find a good pig gif, but I did find this really good pic of a pig that looks just like Geoff Ketchum.

File:Pig-hog.jpg - Wikimedia Commons

  • Popular Post
49 minutes ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

I wasn't able to find a good pig gif, but I did find this really good pic of a pig that looks just like Geoff Ketchum.

File:Pig-hog.jpg - Wikimedia Commons

looks like him? that shit is legitimately spot on.

image.png.7c75189441f4456a59b650d701604d24.png

 

3 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Is it just me or are these ads fucking horrendous?

I don't see ads. I have the 350 club and burnt ends :)

14 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I don't see ads. I have literally any decent ad-blocker

 

Just now, satyanash said:

 

I mean that too, but doesn't come off nearly as condescending.

16 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Season 5 Nbc GIF by The Office

Is that Tom Herman or RGBIII?

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

 

I’m on safari on an iPhone. Wasn’t an issue till an hour or so ago. Weird

Wrong thread 

Edited by Constant

I’m on safari on an iPhone. Wasn’t an issue till an hour or so ago. Weird
Humble brag or browser choice? Either way I'll take some choice springbok cuts if you have extras..mixes well with brisket for burger patties.

2 observations watching the MNC tonight:

 

1. Georgia is really good.

2. Duce Robinson is signing with Georgia.

1 minute ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

2 observations watching the MNC tonight:

 

1. Georgia is really good.

2. Duce Robinson is signing with Georgia.

Duce was not coming here but if the thought ever crossed his mind it got buried tonight. Did he not come to the TCU game to see how he would be used?

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

This game isn't helping us with Duce

this game has no bearing on Duce signing with us.

  • Popular Post

Duce won’t be forced to eat lunch with immamac if he goes to Georgia. Advantage A&M. 

Edited by Hank Scorpio

Just now, cochamps said:

Their defense tonight is persuading him to go there?   Wow.

He's signed with Texas and posting crying laughing emojis and interacting with the other UT signees in the comments. He's making fun of them

Just now, texifornia said:

He's signed with Texas and posting crying laughing emojis and interacting with the other UT signees in the comments. He's making fun of them

Thanks.  As an old, I shouldn't try...

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

He's signed with Texas and posting crying laughing emojis and interacting with the other UT signees in the comments. He's making fun of them

the frogs in the comments are fucking angry as shit.  it’s fun. 

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

This game isn't helping us with Duce

I think GA has a few star-caliber tight ends already.

  • Popular Post
Just now, TheBryMan81 said:

Speaking of Instagram

Screenshot_20230109-222432_Instagram.thumb.jpg.3d9081fc2b24e9c1d6ce9859d842290b.jpg

 

Arch transfer to LSU confirmed.

 

 

I am now very concerned about the quality of thots on our campus. We should discuss for the next 3 pages.

6 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

Speaking of Instagram

Screenshot_20230109-222432_Instagram.thumb.jpg.3d9081fc2b24e9c1d6ce9859d842290b.jpg

 

Arch transfer to LSU confirmed.

 

 

She shares an agent with Evan Stewart. Coincidence?

7 hours ago, tokamak said:

I am now very concerned about the quality of thots on our campus. We should discuss for the next 3 pages.

Carl?

Seriously though, if our lawmakers want to investigate something, they should lead a federal probe into why Texas doesn’t have a gymnastics program. #nocloakroom

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Livvy is a smoke show.

is she, though?  you find that attractive?

11 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

Speaking of Instagram

Screenshot_20230109-222432_Instagram.thumb.jpg.3d9081fc2b24e9c1d6ce9859d842290b.jpg

 

Arch transfer to LSU confirmed.

 

 

Or, livvy transfer to UT confirmed. No gymnastics team?  No problem. That’s just the arch effect overcoming adversity. 

52 minutes ago, futureman said:

is she, though?  you find that attractive?

image.gif.85f423efe6162610a300648e524e1c6e.gif

19 hours ago, CoachTex said:

Is that Tom Herman or RGBIII?

I have a larger middle part in my hair

  • Popular Post
52 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I have a larger middle part in my hair

It's a pretty big part..

This_is_the_one_thing-99f44810cea3ac8dbd

3 hours ago, futureman said:
7 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Livvy is a smoke show.

is she, though?  you find that attractive?

  spacer.png spacer.png

3 hours ago, futureman said:

is she, though?  you find that attractive?

As if we didn’t know you are full of shit based of your Duce comments, now we know for sure you don’t know what you are talking about.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.