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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Oh so that's what the futureman ping was about....

 

I'd question your judgement if you didn't honestly.

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45 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Oh so that's what the futureman ping was about....

 

I'd question your judgement if you didn't honestly.

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Oh so that's what the futureman ping was about....

 

I'd question your judgement if you didn't honestly.

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yeah sure, I mean if that’s your thing… to each his own, I guess. 

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Oh so that's what the futureman ping was about....

 

I'd question your judgement if you didn't honestly.

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Great googly moogly!! 

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9 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

How do I block futureman? 

just cut your dick off and immamac alters the code for you. 

The title just made me cackle immoderately.

 

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4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

The title just made me cackle immoderately.

 

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4 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

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All he needed was a chefs hat and a white shirt:

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4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Florida sucks.

 

I wonder how he's going to justify this one.

Rashada: "The university of Florida promised me $1.5 million but now they say they don't have it"

NCAA: "That's illegal under NIL"

Rashada and Florida: "uhhhhhh........................."

 

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6 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Florida sucks.

 

Is he going to skedoodle back on over to Miami? 

22 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Florida sucks.

 

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4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

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"Hey Mr Boosters, I know I shit the bed this season. Yeah... My bad.. We got this shiny new OC though, and literally no QB depth. Hows about you wrangle up 13m so we can get us a #RashadaToCStat. Thanks Mr Boosters, I'll wait for the check."

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I imagine it's the same for a lot of cfb coaches just getting left on read. But fuck Valai.

Yeah, I’m sure he’s far from the only one that has happened to. It is just one of the aspects of the job that is so demeaning, having to chase after these flighty and fickle high school kids. 

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If tweeting at recruits is bad, what's the view on asking recruits for text screenshots with coaches then posting them and tagging the recruit? Sheesh that Doc guy needs to take a break

5 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

LOL
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Isa knows she just wanted to show the nation her nails. Don't lie..

12 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

If tweeting at recruits is bad, what's the view on asking recruits for text screenshots with coaches then posting them and tagging the recruit? Sheesh that Doc guy needs to take a break

generally speaking. very bad. I'm fairly active on twitter, and I only sometimes engage in the hashtags like #AntToAustin that was done a few times. However, that being said, Johntay has been very open about how badly OU wanted him, and has responded to several OU trolls on twitter. I think this was a mutual thing with a UT fan with too much time on their hands.

It's already been picked up by several nation wide Twitter accounts lol

I guess that's a good thing for Arch... If he ever loses anything, all he has to do is check his Twitter mentions.

 

2 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

LOL
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Isa is the best pickpocket on San Jacinto.

LOL
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So…. He dropped it at Isa’s place? Good thing Major isn’t on staff - or should be?
52 minutes ago, horny_gunman said:


So…. He dropped it at Isa’s place? Good thing Major isn’t on staff - or should be?

I hope not… those are some man hands

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9 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

LOL
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4 hours ago, Zhorn96 said:

I hope not… those are some man hands

 

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14 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

LOL
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he don't need no steeenkin badges!

"So…. He dropped it at Isa’s place? Good thing Major isn’t on staff - or should be?"

Perhaps South Austin's mom found it somewhere?

On 1/10/2023 at 2:01 PM, BurntOrange&White said:

Oh so that's what the futureman ping was about....

 

I'd question your judgement if you didn't honestly.

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Being a literalist is dangerous. Being an absurdist divine.

On 1/10/2023 at 6:37 PM, TotallyLegit said:

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Laces out.

Shake with your right hand.

Shirt tail on the outside.

14 hours ago, The Gimp said:

Isa is the best pickpocket on San Jacinto.

Those meaty sausage fingers aren't picking anybody's pocket without getting detected.

 

 

No idea if this is a PWO offer, I'd assume it is, but he's a punter

2 hours ago, Teryor said:

 

No idea if this is a PWO offer, I'd assume it is, but he's a punter

Wells confirmed this is indeed a PWO.

On 1/11/2023 at 4:12 PM, irishtexan said:

I wonder how he's going to justify this one.

Rashada: "The university of Florida promised me $1.5 million but now they say they don't have it"

NCAA: "That's illegal under NIL"

Rashada and Florida: "uhhhhhh........................."

Apparently, they actually promised him $13 million (I'm assuming over 4 years). And it looks like the booster who put that money up may have breached a contract by withdrawing it so I'd imagine there's a good chance that Rashada will file suit. What a completely massive fuck up by Florida. And other schools bitch about our boosters...

https://theathletic.com/4087681/2023/01/13/jaden-rashada-florida-gators-football/

 

Edit: you also have to wonder what this does to the Lagway recruitment

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Can you win a suit over a party backing out of an impermissible contract?  What’s the remedy?

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Can you win a suit over a party backing out of an impermissible contract?  What’s the remedy?

I guess it would depend (standard legal answer). I'd think there might be "unclean hands" defense to assert, maybe? On the other hand, if it's permissible under Florida law, that might not work even if it's not permitted under NCAA guidelines. But I'm not a contracts lawyer and, even if I was, I don't know anything about the contract itself or Florida law, so I have no idea

1 hour ago, campcrunk said:

Apparently, they actually promised him $13 million (I'm assuming over 4 years). And it looks like the booster who put that money up may have breached a contract by withdrawing it so I'd imagine there's a good chance that Rashada will file suit. What a completely massive fuck up by Florida. And other schools bitch about our boosters...

https://theathletic.com/4087681/2023/01/13/jaden-rashada-florida-gators-football/

 

Edit: you also have to wonder what this does to the Lagway recruitment

Guaranteeing 13 million to a kid coming in, and then having a better guy in the next class committed in Lagway seems like a recipe for disaster. I am sure the boosters figured this out. It's a bad look, but I think they did the right thing long term. 13 million was way out of bounds. That Niko kid only got 2 mil per year and I think he may have been the highest paid guy. Arch could command 13, but he would have national sponsorships.

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11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What’s the remedy?

A bad song by a guy in a hat. 

 

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