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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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20 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Shocked no one melted down about Hills On3 ranking

Who wants to sound like Aggies or the other whiny cunts on that twitter feed?

Ooey! Ooey! There's a big mean conspiracy because I disagree with your ratings that don't impact anything at this point! I'm smart not dumb!

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19 hours ago, texifornia said:

PWO I believe 

What differentiates a PWO from a plain old PO?

6 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

What differentiates a PWO from a plain old PO?

The W.

On 1/17/2023 at 11:00 AM, Thiefery said:

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Behind Keely and the QB at TN leava..however you spell it

And people ask what's in a name.

55 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

What differentiates a PWO from a plain old PO?

 

48 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

The W.

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19 hours ago, Goodman said:


Burton made sure to voice that he does not agree with the low ranking, seems it’s due to questions on being able to stay at LB. Bobby gets fired up while wearing on3 gear, Burton loves Texas.

He was also fired up about ranking that Tennessee QB as #1. Says he has too long a wind up that will need to be fixed

19 hours ago, Goodman said:


Burton made sure to voice that he does not agree with the low ranking, seems it’s due to questions on being able to stay at LB. Bobby gets fired up while wearing on3 gear, Burton loves Texas.

Wait the honks at On3 think Hill will move to the defensive line?

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Wait the honks at On3 think Hill will move to the defensive line?

Edge/Buck/WDE, he will do that on some 3rd downs imo as a Fr. He is very good at blitzing. They dont think he will be a DT

17 minutes ago, BornOrange said:

Cory Redding should have been a linebacker.

10,000 word article from Ian Boyd incoming! 

3 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Anyone have a name for the defense?

You get what you paid for…

37 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Anyone have a name for the defense?

I’ve always liked Byron. And Elroy. But maybe something tough-sounding, like Otto  or Spike or Butch. 

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5 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

Anyone have a name for the defense?

The Texas Defense.

It would be fun to mess with aggy (and their copyright) by celebrating the 50th anniversary of Dave Campbell calling our defense the Wrecking Crew. (Bottom right corner)

That would be over 10 years before aggy started calling their defense the wrecking crew.

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8 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why didn’t we make Squints a kicker?

The same reason we can’t stop you from posting; it is not our decision, sadly. 

9 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

I’ve always liked Byron. And Elroy. But maybe something tough-sounding, like Otto  or Spike or Butch. 

Thought this guys name was spike but it was actually Bruce. I don’t know that spike doesn’t lead us to the same place. 
 

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On 1/18/2023 at 7:09 PM, BornAndRaised said:

got a new punter committed

 

Thats the worst highlight video I've ever seen.  I don't even know which mildly athletic looking white kid is him.  

10 minutes ago, Gordon Shumway said:

Thats the worst highlight video I've ever seen.  I don't even know which mildly athletic looking white kid is him.  

Did you even watch his highlight video from the North Shore game? 

 

3 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Did you even watch his highlight video from the North Shore game? 

 

That may explain the leg brace. 

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Did you even watch his highlight video from the North Shore game? 

 

Holy fuck, that’s practically criminal. People in the Twitter thread said no penalty was called. Damn.

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Holy fuck, that’s practically criminal. People in the Twitter thread said no penalty was called. Damn.

They never found his head, so it was due to lack of evidence. 

Lowered his head and speared the punter directly in the facemask.  He must have attended Vontaze Burfict's football camp.

Holy shit. That was a brutal hit. But I don't understand how it caused a knee injury, which is what is stated in the comments.

Probably because he was unconscious before he hit the ground and his limp body bent his knee at a weird angle.

46 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Holy shit. That was a brutal hit. But I don't understand how it caused a knee injury, which is what is stated in the comments.

He had a brace on the left knee in the video where he got hit too. So, I'm not sure why people are saying it caused a preexisting knee injury.

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4 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

This highlight tape is garbage. Not fast to the ball, takes horrible angles, and doesn't cover well. Looks like an even worse, JUCO version of BJ Foster.

Yeah, I didn’t want to say anything. It’s not good.

14 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Edgy 

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After adding Mitchell, if Texas also gets Robinson that would us in front of Georgia for #2, as long as they don't add any more HS kids or transfers.

Watching Ketch's Friday night livestream & he's way more positive & optimistic about Duce Robinson ending up at UT than this forum or the national recruiting experts. He feels it's 50/50 between UGA & UT.

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Is this a punishment for finishing last in your fantasy football league?

33 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Watching Ketch's Friday night livestream & he's way more positive & optimistic about Duce Robinson ending up at UT than this forum or the national recruiting experts. He feels it's 50/50 between UGA & UT.

Futureman is Ketch? Now, that would make a WHOLE lot of sense.

11 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Watching Ketch's Friday night livestream & he's way more positive & optimistic about Duce Robinson ending up at UT than this forum or the national recruiting experts. He feels it's 50/50 between UGA & UT.

Ketch is a fat moron 

9 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

Ketch is a fat moron 

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11 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

Futureman is Ketch? Now, that would make a WHOLE lot of sense.

Ketch reads Surly and he’s just repeating what I’ve said here.  He’s a fat hack and a useless reporter.  It’s true, though.  We are getting Duce. 

Moore looks pretty big. And apparently he can adjust to the ball..mind blown 

 

16 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Watching Ketch's Friday night livestream & he's way more positive & optimistic about Duce Robinson ending up at UT than this forum or the national recruiting experts. He feels it's 50/50 between UGA & UT.

Hate to spoil it for you , but that's a near guarantee it's UGA 

On 1/20/2023 at 8:17 AM, Wulaw Horn said:

Thought this guys name was spike but it was actually Bruce. I don’t know that spike doesn’t lead us to the same place. 

DUDE!

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1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

Moore looks pretty big. And apparently he can adjust to the ball..mind blown 

 

Tracked the ball, caught it over the shoulder, and avoided the plywood leaning against the wall?  Dude can do it all. 

2 hours ago, RabidM said:

Tracked the ball, caught it over the shoulder, and avoided the plywood leaning against the wall?  Dude can do it all. 

Cant wait until the players have to dodge mahogany in the new indoor facility

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