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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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7 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

It's almost like there's an entire thread dedicated to your beer arguments, and this thread should be about telling us when Roberson is announcing tomorrow, and any updates about Duce (not sourced from futureman)

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15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Does Duce have a timeline?  How late can he realistically push his timeline out to?  

Some of my duces are predictable.  Some aren't.

Pearl Lite. Leave a case in the middle of a busy city intersection, come back in a week and their are three more cases there.

5 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Does Duce have a timeline?  How late can he realistically push his timeline out to?  

As they said upthread he can just enroll in school in August. I think he’s nuts to take it past the MLB Draft in June, but if he loves baseball and wants to get paid for it, have at it young man. 

40 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

If he really goes top 10-20 l, it should be any decision. TEs aren't paid particularly well in the NFL. 

Is he THAT good at baseball?

Roberson is scheduled to announce at a ceremony scheduled to begin at 8:30 this morning at the Red Oak H.S. Gymnasium. Not sure how soon after 8:30 he makes his declaration. IT’s Justin Wells is allegedly in attendance.

Is this kid worth the drama it has taken to get to this point? 

Seems like these kids of tales rarely pan out.

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Is this kid worth the drama it has taken to get to this point? 

Seems like these kids of tales rarely pan out.

What drama? 

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1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Is this kid worth the drama it has taken to get to this point? 

Seems like these kids of tales rarely pan out.

Sounds like you've got a pretty good handle on the situation.

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Is this kid worth the drama it has taken to get to this point? 

Seems like these kids of tales rarely pan out.

It was weather, for fuck’s sake.

Although he might be a troll, he wore a TCU jacket to the ceremony.

 

 

Sporting the TCU jacket

I do like it when 1 hat looks worn and the other 2 have brims that look stiff as a board.

4 minutes ago, Kwix said:

 

Sporting the TCU jacket

He is a TCU commit after all, right?

No better way to show a flip to UT than taking off the TCU jacket to reveal a UT shirt underneath.

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12 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Is this kid worth the drama it has taken to get to this point? 

Seems like these kids of tales rarely pan out.

Which recruit are you referring to here? Whoever it is, is the “drama” that they didn’t do something on a timeline convenient for you? Fucking terrible take. 

17 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Is this kid worth the drama it has taken to get to this point? 

Seems like these kids of tales rarely pan out.

 

16 minutes ago, Viper said:

What drama? 

yeah, what drama?

  • school had their signing ceremony scheduled for Friday? or one day last week.
  • got bumped due to weather, they had three weather days in a row that closed the school
  • he is signing still at the school's ceremony today instead of last week.

i will never fault a kid for wanting to have a signing ceremony, especially because he probably already signed his NLI and sent it in and this is just for show.

again - what drama?

Fucking Mother Nature and all her recruiting drama....do we really need that bitch?

Yeah, GH just posted the article. He’s part of us, now

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23 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

A cold Miller Lite after mowing the lawn in the summer.  Can't really beat it.

How about a cold Austin Amber while watching someone else mow your lawn? 

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Poor fucking frogs.  What a bunch of salty bitches.  Next time don't get prison raped on the big stage...

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Yes, I too look forward to Chandler Morris trying to light up our DBs. 

16 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Were we already #3 or did this move us past tOSU?

 

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Osu had 0 5 stars?

48 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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The fact that the school was closed due to weather had nothing to do with the delay.  He totally delayed to this week just so he could troll TCU.  

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47 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Were we already #3 or did this move us past tOSU?

 

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Texas was already #3, but this created more separation.

30 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Osu had 0 5 stars?

ESPN did not like OSU's class, apparently. They had multiple players rated as 5 stars by individual services, but zero composite 5 stars. Honestly, this is a small class for them and their weakest in years on paper.

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Texas was already #3, but this created more separation.

ESPN did not like OSU's class, apparently. They had multiple players rated as 5 stars by individual services, but zero composite 5 stars. Honestly, this is a small class for them and their weakest in years on paper.

I know a couple die hard tosu fans..  They aren't sold on Day, they feel Urban would have won them a title by now with the teams Day has had

tOSU's average player ranking is still right on par with us. They certainly got squeezed out of the consensus 5 stars this season, but I would still love for their class to be considered a "bad class" for us. 

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7 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

I know a couple die hard tosu fans..  They aren't sold on Day, they feel Urban would have won them a title by now with the teams Day has had

Well yeah, Urban is an all-time great coach. Day is good but not special.

FWIW, Gerry mentioned on video today that a possible comparable player for Warren Roberson might be Kenny Vaccaro

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