February 9, 20232 yr 15 hours ago, Helobious said: Well I bet ketch would be nicer to me than any of you guys. I don’t get the ham joke origins but if he loves it so much I’d gladly give him some. Rest of you would be shit out of luck then go fuck off to OB. you will be happier...we will be happier. it's a win-win.
February 9, 20232 yr Popular Post 5 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said: Â Â Â Â Nice try, attempting to distract us with content. But it's not going to work Geoff, you fat piece of shit.Â
February 9, 20232 yr 10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Nice try, attempting to distract us with content. But it's not going to work Geoff, you fat piece of shit. Suddenly, it all starts to make sense.Â
February 9, 20232 yr 7 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said: Suddenly, it all starts to make sense. I don't believe that KetchumBox357 views fruit as food.Â
February 9, 20232 yr 13 hours ago, longhornmatt said: Also, despite his NFL success, referencing Adrian Phillips to a Longhorn fanbase can carry a negative connotation for some reason … This play is burned into my mind for all of eternity. I remember exactly where I was & what I was doing when I watched this play live. How in the hell can a guy hurdle one defender while simultaneously trucking another? So much talent but so damn soft. It's a perfect gif to use as an example of how the RRS went during the Stoops/Brown years with few exceptions.Â
February 9, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, hook me said: I remember exactly where I was & what I was doing when I watched this play live. Yeah me too. In that end zone he's running towards.Â
February 9, 20232 yr 12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: I don't believe that KetchumBox357 views fruit as food. Disagree. He starts each morning with a large bananas foster ala flambé and washes it down with warm buttermilk.Â
February 9, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, hookemATL said: Disagree. He starts each morning with a large bananas foster ala flambé and washes it down with warm buttermilk. I’m trying to figure out if this is a euphemism or literal…
February 9, 20232 yr 12 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said: Who does this forum hate more, Ketch or Chip Brown? I've never hated either of them. Kirk Bohls is who I reserve my hate for. All of them + you is who I hate. Â You're bordering the likes of The DerelÂ
February 9, 20232 yr Popular Post 22 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: All of them + you is who I hate. Â You're bordering the likes of BurntOrange&White. FIFY
February 9, 20232 yr Just now, Burt Macklin said: FIFY I'll blow this thread up if you start your shit.
February 9, 20232 yr 1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said: I'll blow this thread up if you start your shit.
February 9, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said: I don't believe that KetchumBox357 views fruit as food. He's on a highway to hell colon cancer.
February 9, 20232 yr 17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: I'll blow this thread up if you start your shit. I feel the fear coming out of my computer.Â
February 9, 20232 yr 18 hours ago, Helobious said: Well I bet ketch would be nicer to me than any of you guys. I don’t get the ham joke origins but if he loves it so much I’d gladly give him some. Rest of you would be shit out of luck
February 9, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: I don't believe that KetchumBox357 views fruit as food. Not so fast, my fat-fingered friend
February 9, 20232 yr 56 minutes ago, irishtexan said: Not so fast, my fat-fingered friend Sir, that is a dessert or a confection. Banana pudding isn't a fruit either.Â
February 9, 20232 yr On the plus side, 200+ pages of y'all arguing over who hates Ketchum the most and why he's the antichrist gets us much closer to 1000.
February 9, 20232 yr 22 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said: On the plus side, 200+ pages of y'all arguing over who hates Ketchum the most and why he's the antichrist gets us much closer to 1000. Whoa, now. The antichrist would be very offended by that comparison...Â
February 9, 20232 yr 32 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said: On the plus side, 200+ pages of y'all arguing over who hates Ketchum the most and why he's the antichrist gets us much closer to 1000.
February 9, 20232 yr Is Ketch why no one dresses up as a ham for Halloween anymore? Fear of being raped or devoured? Or being raped then devoured?
February 9, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said: On the plus side, 200+ pages of y'all arguing over who hates Ketchum the most and why he's the antichrist gets us much closer to 1000. Fuck that guy (username checks out)
February 9, 20232 yr Short CSB: While I’ve always been a HF, Shag, Surly guy, one of my friends used to be a huge poster on OB. Then a few years ago he beat the ever living fuck out of Ketch and got banned for life. Dude is still a slave to the OB schtick tho. VPNs thru fucking Vietnam or some shit to get access.  That place is terrible. OB, not Vietnam Edited February 9, 20232 yr by Gucci_Suit
February 9, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Zhorn96 said: Is Ketch why no one dresses up as a ham for Halloween anymore? Fear of being raped or devoured? Or being raped then devoured? Ham dresses up like Ketch for Halloween
February 9, 20232 yr 22 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said: Then a few years ago he beat the ever living fuck out of Ketch Â
February 10, 20232 yr 41 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said: Short CSB: While I’ve always been a HF, Shag, Surly guy, one of my friends used to be a huge poster on OB. Then a few years ago he beat the ever living fuck out of Ketch and got banned for life. Dude is still a slave to the OB schtick tho. VPNs thru fucking Vietnam or some shit to get access.  That place is terrible. OB, not Vietnam Go on.
February 10, 20232 yr 6 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said: If this guy can learn to direct his ginger energy we may have a star. I think he gets better every year he's here and by the time he leaves he'll be dam good.Â
February 10, 20232 yr 58 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said: Short CSB: While I’ve always been a HF, Shag, Surly guy, one of my friends used to be a huge poster on OB. Then a few years ago he beat the ever living fuck out of Ketch and got banned for life. Dude is still a slave to the OB schtick tho. VPNs thru fucking Vietnam or some shit to get access.  That place is terrible. OB, not Vietnam How you gonna come in here and drive by like this?
February 10, 20232 yr Was it a metaphorical beat down in a post/series of posts that left Geoffy in an above ground pool of tears, or an actual pummeling? Because I would presume trying to land a punch would be like hitting Baymax or the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, your fist would just sink deeper and deeper, then an elastic effect would send you to the other side of the room.
February 10, 20232 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said: How you gonna come in here and drive by like this? Yeah sorry. It’s a long story that I can’t entirely share, but basically my boy was frat bros with a sheister (not ketch) that somehow was an investor or something with OB. I kinda know the guy. Anyway that dude got pissed and did some damage to my boy’s car and then he (rightly) beat his ass. Then, on OB, the dude was trashing my friend as a crazy ass Iraq vet (which he was, but fuck off). My friend confronted Ketch about it in Dallas at a bar on TX OU weekend. Ketch got smart and he mopped the floor with his fat face. My boy seems to be an underground legend over there at OB tho Edited February 10, 20232 yr by Gucci_Suit
February 10, 20232 yr Popular Post 4 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said: Yeah sorry. It’s a long story that I can’t entirely share, but basically my boy was frat bros with a sheister (not ketch) that somehow was an investor or something with OB. I kinda know the guy. Anyway that dude got pissed and did some damage to my boy’s car and then he (rightly) beat his ass. Then, on OB, the dude was trashing my friend as a crazy ass Iraq vet (which he was, but fuck off). My friend confronted Ketch about it in Dallas at a bar on TX OU weekend. Ketch got smart and he mopped the floor with his fat face. My boy seems to be an underground legend over there at OB tho We need to get this man on Surly.  He’s a true American hero.
February 10, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said: We need to get this man on Surly.  He’s a true American hero. I’ve told him. I’ve told him.Â
February 10, 20232 yr 29 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said: We need to get this man on Surly.  He’s a true American hero. Mods - please edit title to include (Longhorn Pimp appears on page 659)
February 10, 20232 yr 2 hours ago, Fondren & Main said: We need to get this man on Surly.  He’s a true American hero.
February 10, 20232 yr 11 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said: Yeah sorry. It’s a long story that I can’t entirely share, but basically my boy was frat bros with a sheister (not ketch) that somehow was an investor or something with OB. I kinda know the guy. Anyway that dude got pissed and did some damage to my boy’s car and then he (rightly) beat his ass. Then, on OB, the dude was trashing my friend as a crazy ass Iraq vet (which he was, but fuck off). My friend confronted Ketch about it in Dallas at a bar on TX OU weekend. Ketch got smart and he mopped the floor with his fat face. My boy seems to be an underground legend over there at OB tho Gucci_Suit's friend, he's a longhorn legend
February 10, 20232 yr 39 minutes ago, Bevo14 said: Gucci_Suit's friend, he's a longhorn legend Waiting for some asshole to post as brooks brothers suit and say he beat the crap out of suchomel 11 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said: I’ve told him. I’ve told him. How big of a boy is your boy?  Though ketch does t strike me as a fighterÂ
February 10, 20232 yr 12 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said: Yeah sorry. It’s a long story that I can’t entirely share, but basically my boy was frat bros with a sheister (not ketch) that somehow was an investor or something with OB. I kinda know the guy. Anyway that dude got pissed and did some damage to my boy’s car and then he (rightly) beat his ass. Then, on OB, the dude was trashing my friend as a crazy ass Iraq vet (which he was, but fuck off). My friend confronted Ketch about it in Dallas at a bar on TX OU weekend. Ketch got smart and he mopped the floor with his fat face. My boy seems to be an underground legend over there at OB tho Was this around the time of the tsunami in the Philippines? If so, I think we found the cause Edited February 10, 20232 yr by JesusSweatDuck
February 10, 20232 yr Was this the 2022 Texas OU game, where we won by seven touchdowns? Because we are going to have to make that an annual tradition.Â
February 10, 20232 yr Ketch has never been to Dallas for a Texas-OU game.  In fact, I'll bet it's been something like 15 years since Ketch has seen a UT game in person.
February 10, 20232 yr 9 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said: Ketch has never been to Dallas for a Texas-OU game.   To be fair, it’s a hundred year-old stadium. The tunnels are too narrow for his fatass to squeeze in, greasy though he may be. Edited February 10, 20232 yr by Tex Pete
February 10, 20232 yr 14 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: To be fair, it’s a hundred year-old stadium. The tunnels are too narrow for his fatass to squeeze in, greasy though he may be.Â
February 10, 20232 yr 38 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said: I think Ketch looks more like a hippo than a rhino. Your mileage may vary.Â
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