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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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15 hours ago, Helobious said:

Well I bet ketch would be nicer to me than any of you guys. I don’t get the ham joke origins but if he loves it so much I’d gladly give him some. Rest of you would be shit out of luck

then go fuck off to OB. you will be happier...we will be happier. it's a win-win.

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5 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

 

 

 

Nice try, attempting to distract us with content. But it's not going to work Geoff, you fat piece of shit. 

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Nice try, attempting to distract us with content. But it's not going to work Geoff, you fat piece of shit. 

Suddenly, it all starts to make sense. 

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7 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Suddenly, it all starts to make sense. 

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I don't believe that KetchumBox357 views fruit as food. 

13 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Also, despite his NFL success, referencing Adrian Phillips to a Longhorn fanbase can carry a negative connotation for some reason …

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This play is burned into my mind for all of eternity. I remember exactly where I was & what I was doing when I watched this play live. How in the hell can a guy hurdle one defender while simultaneously trucking another? So much talent but so damn soft. It's a perfect gif to use as an example of how the RRS went during the Stoops/Brown years with few exceptions. 

1 minute ago, hook me said:

I remember exactly where I was & what I was doing when I watched this play live.

Yeah me too. In that end zone he's running towards. 

12 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I don't believe that KetchumBox357 views fruit as food. 

Disagree. He starts each morning with a large bananas foster ala flambé and washes it down with warm buttermilk. 

2 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Disagree. He starts each morning with a large bananas foster ala flambé and washes it down with warm buttermilk. 

I’m trying to figure out if this is a euphemism or literal…

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12 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Who does this forum hate more, Ketch or Chip Brown?

I've never hated either of them. Kirk Bohls is who I reserve my hate for.

All of them + you is who I hate.

 

You're bordering the likes of The Derel 

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22 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

All of them + you is who I hate.

 

You're bordering the likes of BurntOrange&White.

FIFY

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I'll blow this thread up if you start your shit.

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

I don't believe that KetchumBox357 views fruit as food. 

He's on a highway to hell colon cancer.

17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I'll blow this thread up if you start your shit.

I feel the fear coming out of my computer. 

18 hours ago, Helobious said:

Well I bet ketch would be nicer to me than any of you guys. I don’t get the ham joke origins but if he loves it so much I’d gladly give him some. Rest of you would be shit out of luck

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I don't believe that KetchumBox357 views fruit as food. 

Not so fast, my fat-fingered friend

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56 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Not so fast, my fat-fingered friend

Apple Pie a la Mode

Sir, that is a dessert or a confection. Banana pudding isn't a fruit either. 

On the plus side, 200+ pages of y'all arguing over who hates Ketchum the most and why he's the antichrist gets us much closer to 1000.

22 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

On the plus side, 200+ pages of y'all arguing over who hates Ketchum the most and why he's the antichrist gets us much closer to 1000.

Whoa, now. The antichrist would be very offended by that comparison... 

32 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

On the plus side, 200+ pages of y'all arguing over who hates Ketchum the most and why he's the antichrist gets us much closer to 1000.

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Is Ketch why no one dresses up as a ham for Halloween anymore?  Fear of being raped or devoured? Or being raped then devoured?

3 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

On the plus side, 200+ pages of y'all arguing over who hates Ketchum the most and why he's the antichrist gets us much closer to 1000.

Fuck that guy (username checks out)

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While I’ve always been a HF, Shag, Surly guy, one of my friends used to be a huge poster on OB. Then a few years ago he beat the ever living fuck out of Ketch and got banned for life. Dude is still a slave to the OB schtick tho. VPNs thru fucking Vietnam or some shit to get access.  That place is terrible. 

OB, not Vietnam 

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1 hour ago, Zhorn96 said:

Is Ketch why no one dresses up as a ham for Halloween anymore?  Fear of being raped or devoured? Or being raped then devoured?

Ham dresses up like Ketch for Halloween

22 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Then a few years ago he beat the ever living fuck out of Ketch 

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41 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Short CSB:

While I’ve always been a HF, Shag, Surly guy, one of my friends used to be a huge poster on OB. Then a few years ago he beat the ever living fuck out of Ketch and got banned for life. Dude is still a slave to the OB schtick tho. VPNs thru fucking Vietnam or some shit to get access.  That place is terrible. 

OB, not Vietnam 

Go on.

I’m picturing Pesci beating Rickles in Casino.

6 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

If this guy can learn to direct his ginger energy we may have a star.

I think he gets better every year he's here and by the time he leaves he'll be dam good. 

58 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Short CSB:

While I’ve always been a HF, Shag, Surly guy, one of my friends used to be a huge poster on OB. Then a few years ago he beat the ever living fuck out of Ketch and got banned for life. Dude is still a slave to the OB schtick tho. VPNs thru fucking Vietnam or some shit to get access.  That place is terrible. 

OB, not Vietnam 

How you gonna come in here and drive by like this?

Was it a metaphorical beat down in a post/series of posts that left Geoffy in an above ground pool of tears, or an actual pummeling? Because I would presume trying to land a punch would be like hitting Baymax or the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, your fist would just sink deeper and deeper, then an elastic effect would send you to the other side of the room.

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1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

How you gonna come in here and drive by like this?

Yeah sorry. It’s a long story that I can’t entirely share, but basically my boy was frat bros with a sheister (not ketch) that somehow was an investor or something with OB. I kinda know the guy. Anyway that dude got pissed and did some damage to my boy’s car and then he (rightly) beat his ass. Then, on OB, the dude was trashing my friend as a crazy ass Iraq vet (which he was, but fuck off). My friend confronted Ketch about it in Dallas at a bar on TX OU weekend. Ketch got smart and he mopped the floor with his fat face.

My boy seems to be an underground legend over there at OB tho

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4 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Yeah sorry. It’s a long story that I can’t entirely share, but basically my boy was frat bros with a sheister (not ketch) that somehow was an investor or something with OB. I kinda know the guy. Anyway that dude got pissed and did some damage to my boy’s car and then he (rightly) beat his ass. Then, on OB, the dude was trashing my friend as a crazy ass Iraq vet (which he was, but fuck off). My friend confronted Ketch about it in Dallas at a bar on TX OU weekend. Ketch got smart and he mopped the floor with his fat face.

My boy seems to be an underground legend over there at OB tho

We need to get this man on Surly.  He’s a true American hero.

2 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

We need to get this man on Surly.  He’s a true American hero.

I’ve told him. I’ve told him. 

29 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

We need to get this man on Surly.  He’s a true American hero.

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2 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

We need to get this man on Surly.  He’s a true American hero.

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11 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Yeah sorry. It’s a long story that I can’t entirely share, but basically my boy was frat bros with a sheister (not ketch) that somehow was an investor or something with OB. I kinda know the guy. Anyway that dude got pissed and did some damage to my boy’s car and then he (rightly) beat his ass. Then, on OB, the dude was trashing my friend as a crazy ass Iraq vet (which he was, but fuck off). My friend confronted Ketch about it in Dallas at a bar on TX OU weekend. Ketch got smart and he mopped the floor with his fat face.

My boy seems to be an underground legend over there at OB tho

Gucci_Suit's friend, he's a longhorn legend

39 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Gucci_Suit's friend, he's a longhorn legend

Waiting for some asshole to post as brooks brothers suit and say he beat the crap out of suchomel

11 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

I’ve told him. I’ve told him. 

How big of a boy is your boy?  Though ketch does t strike me as a fighter 

12 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Yeah sorry. It’s a long story that I can’t entirely share, but basically my boy was frat bros with a sheister (not ketch) that somehow was an investor or something with OB. I kinda know the guy. Anyway that dude got pissed and did some damage to my boy’s car and then he (rightly) beat his ass. Then, on OB, the dude was trashing my friend as a crazy ass Iraq vet (which he was, but fuck off). My friend confronted Ketch about it in Dallas at a bar on TX OU weekend. Ketch got smart and he mopped the floor with his fat face.

My boy seems to be an underground legend over there at OB tho

Was this around the time of the tsunami in the Philippines?  If so, I think we found the cause

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Was this the 2022 Texas OU game, where we won by seven touchdowns? Because we are going to have to make that an annual tradition. 

Ketch has never been to Dallas for a Texas-OU game.   In fact, I'll bet it's been something like 15 years since Ketch has seen a UT game in person.

9 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Ketch has never been to Dallas for a Texas-OU game.   

To be fair, it’s a hundred year-old stadium. The tunnels are too narrow for his fatass to squeeze in, greasy though he may be. 

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14 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

To be fair, it’s a hundred year-old stadium. The tunnels are too narrow for his fatass to squeeze in, greasy though he may be. 

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38 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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I think Ketch looks more like a hippo than a rhino. Your mileage may vary. 

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