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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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I am curious if these kids understand the tax implications of getting paid in California versus getting paid in Texas? Wouldn't an NIL contract at USC require state taxes, or do they have a work-around for that? 

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8 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

I am curious if these kids understand the tax implications of getting paid in California versus getting paid in Texas? Wouldn't an NIL contract at USC require state taxes, or do they have a work-around for that? 

99% of them don't understand taxes, let alone the differences in state income tax rates. But yes, it makes a difference. NIL is taxed as 1099 income, in most cases.

29 minutes ago, 4HE said:

Unless he was doing it wrong (and I seriously doubt he was) there will be no probate. 

Yeah, there's no way a businessman with that much in net worth doesn't have everything settled ahead of time.

29 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Yeah, there's no way a businessman with that much in net worth doesn't have everything settled ahead of time.

Plenty of very wealthy Texans go through probate.  I bet most do that over living trusts.  You do a family LP regardless.

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Also, regarding Duce Robinson, I wouldn't view my prior take as gospel. As far as I've heard, no one would be surprised by any of the big 3 schools staying on him. If Texas NIL finds a quarter of a million hidden in its couch cushions, I'd be pretty optimistic.

If 100 of us want to contribute an additional $210/month for 12 months to Burnt Endz, Robinson could hear about it and be on campus in June. I'm all for it. But, hey, not sure there are 99 others ready to light an extra $2520/year on fire simply to be able to get an autograph or something from the guy. We're not talking about chump change for anyone.

I’m down if 98 more are. I’m not so much interested in an autograph as in hearing wailing and gnashing of teeth and the lamentations of their women throughout the Big 12 on the way out of this dumpster fire. 

2 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

Yeah, there's no way a businessman with that much in net worth doesn't have everything settled ahead of time.

That’s right. I mean he already had his urn picked out and everything. 
 

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FWIW, I would now argue that there is a decent chance that Robinson enrolls at Texas in June. I don't think I would take even odds or anything, but I'll take Texas over anyone else as it stands now. Should be fun to watch.

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3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

FWIW, I would now argue that there is a decent chance that Robinson enrolls at Texas in June. I don't think I would take even odds or anything, but I'll take Texas over anyone else as it stands now. Should be fun to watch.

Got damn, Futureman knows his shit

11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

FWIW, I would now argue that there is a decent chance that Robinson enrolls at Texas in June. I don't think I would take even odds or anything, but I'll take Texas over anyone else as it stands now. Should be fun to watch.

I, for one, would welcome this. We are losing a shitload at WR, and almost certainly Sanders at TE, for the 2024 season and we're going to need a serious influx of receiving talent over the next 18 months to be ready for Arch's first year of domination. Robinson could step right in and start with the best QB in the country. Not a bad pitch.

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9 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

Futureman knows his shit

Even if so...he's staying on the ignore list. 

16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

FWIW, I would now argue that there is a decent chance that Robinson enrolls at Texas in June. I don't think I would take even odds or anything, but I'll take Texas over anyone else as it stands now. Should be fun to watch.

They found that that money you mentioned in Reds coffin? Too soon?

12 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

Got damn, Futureman knows his shit

I like the guys schtick but ill still take things I didn't expect to read today for $100 Alex.

4 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

I, for one, would welcome this. We are losing a shitload at WR, and almost certainly Sanders at TE, for the 2024 season and we're going to need a serious influx of receiving talent over the next 18 months to be ready for Arch's first year of domination. Robinson could step right in and start with the best QB in the country. Not a bad pitch.

Duce, imo is a year 1 contributor in a flex type role and split out. Too much of a talent. 

30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

FWIW, I would now argue that there is a decent chance that Robinson enrolls at Texas in June. I don't think I would take even odds or anything, but I'll take Texas over anyone else as it stands now. Should be fun to watch.

@immamac - let us know when to expect the Burnt Endz capital call

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1 minute ago, Professor Chesney said:

@immamac - let us know when to expect the Burnt Endz capital call

The time is always right now...just dont ask me when you are getting your cups lol

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It’s funnier to blame imma 

To be frank, it def was lol but I didnt want to deal with the shit either lol

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

The time is always right now...just dont ask me when you are getting your cups lol

 

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It’s funnier to blame imma 

Hey imma got me my cup

3 hours ago, RGBIII said:

The time is always right now...just dont ask me when you are getting your cups lol

I am convinced that the burnt ends T-Shirts were a Bernie Madoff Ponzi Scheme, and the only ones that actually exist are now mustard stained and hanging in @immamac's closet. 

15 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I am convinced that the burnt ends T-Shirts were a Bernie Madoff Ponzi Scheme, and the only ones that actually exist are now mustard stained and hanging in @immamac's closet. 

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4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

FWIW, I would now argue that there is a decent chance that Robinson enrolls at Texas in June. I don't think I would take even odds or anything, but I'll take Texas over anyone else as it stands now. Should be fun to watch.

keep up, bro. 

51 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I am convinced that the burnt ends T-Shirts were a Bernie Madoff Ponzi Scheme, and the only ones that actually exist are now McRib stained and hanging in @immamac's closet. 

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4 hours ago, mantis toboggan said:

Got damn, Futureman knows his shit

That’s just a byproduct of all the fisting. 

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

 

good job @Bevo14

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6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

FWIW, I would now argue that there is a decent chance that Robinson enrolls at Texas in June. I don't think I would take even odds or anything, but I'll take Texas over anyone else as it stands now. Should be fun to watch.

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2 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

That’s just a byproduct of all the fisting. 

no amount of snark and veiled jealousy will change the simple fact that I know what I’m talking about and you do not.  as such, I continue to bat 1.000.  it’s lonely at the top but I wouldn’t trade it for anything. 

9 hours ago, closetojumping said:

FWIW, I would now argue that there is a decent chance that Robinson enrolls at Texas in June. I don't think I would take even odds or anything, but I'll take Texas over anyone else as it stands now. Should be fun to watch.

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9 hours ago, RGBIII said:

To be frank, it def was lol but I didnt want to deal with the shit either lol

Where our burnt endz t shirts?

13 hours ago, RGBIII said:

The time is always right now...just dont ask me when you are getting your cups lol

 

11 hours ago, Viper said:

 

Hey imma got me my cup

If there are cups, but not enough for everyone, then perhaps sharing is the answer. 🤷‍♂️ Maybe…

2 guys / 1 cup

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9 hours ago, Napoleon said:

 

If there are cups, but not enough for everyone, then perhaps sharing is the answer. 🤷‍♂️ Maybe…

2 guys / 1 cup

👀

 

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17 hours ago, futureman said:

no amount of snark and veiled jealousy will change the simple fact that I know what I’m talking about and you do not.  as such, I continue to bat 1.000. it’s lonely at the top but I wouldn’t trade it for anything. 

Future odds on what happens first?

-Waddle to Texas

-2023 Looch 44

I never predicted waddle to texas, I simply inquired about whether or not he was coming. 

7 hours ago, NWAustinDude said:

 

........can I get off this planet, please?

2 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

........can I get off this planet, please?

you can pretty quickly if you take some initiative. 

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38 minutes ago, futureman said:

you can pretty quickly if you take some initiative. 

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On 2/23/2023 at 12:30 PM, closetojumping said:

FWIW, I would now argue that there is a decent chance that Robinson enrolls at Texas in June. I don't think I would take even odds or anything, but I'll take Texas over anyone else as it stands now. Should be fun to watch.

Tried to tell y’all my source is solid 

I lost track... who has to fist themselves if we get Duce? 

42 minutes ago, RabidM said:

I lost track... who has to fist themselves if we get Duce? 

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Just found out randomly that my wife worked with Trevor goosby’s dad at wet n wild when they were teens. How can I use this information to become a program insider?

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just found out randomly that my wife worked with Trevor goosby’s dad at wet n wild when they were teens. How can I use this information to become a program insider?

How well did they get along?

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