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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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4 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

But, but he assured us he was never wrong

I still have never been wrong.

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3 hours ago, futureman said:

I still have never been wrong.

Are you my wife?

28 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Are you my wife?

That would certainly bring new meaning to "future man"

10 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

Are you my wife?

Did you wife transition to an intolerable, self-assfisting, blow hard at some point.

Never mind, odds are high that she did.

7 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

So .... no Ducemas?

I already did that this morning...

11 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

But we were promised he was coming

 

We backed off. 

5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We backed off. 

this is my shocked face that that idiot hasn't come in here to offer any excuses and or even said anything like 12 hours after Duce commits elsewhere.

16 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

But we were promised he was coming

 

Jesus Christ that edit is horrible. Makes him look 90 years old. 

6 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We backed off. 

Not Big12 ready...

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Probably got negged for screenshotting a bunch of futureman nonsense.  Half the board has him on ignore for a reason and you're over here longcatting him.

17 hours ago, Mittens said:

Probably got negged for screenshotting a bunch of futureman nonsense.  Half the board has him on ignore for a reason and you're over here longcatting him.

This. Just negged numbnuts on both posts, as his dumbass knows no one wants to see posts from that know-nothing threadcancer. 

17 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

1E391549-86F6-42FC-9647-E4135443F5E7.thumb.png.386cd0ddb7b50115ca381d10c7a522c9.pngLooks like we found futuremans sock

Posters don’t need an ulterior motive to neg you. 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

This. Just negged numbnuts on both posts, as his dumbass knows no one wants to see posts from that know-nothing threadcancer. 

It wasn’t post. It was his activity and how he disappeared after the Duce announcement. But carry on

2 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Posters don’t need an ulterior motive to neg you. 

Yeah but like see it doesn’t matter cause I have about 20k 🤷‍♂️

11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It wasn’t post. It was his activity and how he disappeared after the Duce announcement. But carry on

Yeah but like see it doesn’t matter cause I have about 20k 🤷‍♂️

Wow I’m shocked. One of the shittiest posters in this site resorts to rep count. Never seen that before. 

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

Wow I’m shocked. One of the shittiest posters in this site resorts to rep count. Never seen that before. 

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2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Wow I’m shocked. One of the shittiest posters in this site resorts to rep count. Never seen that before. 

 

Just now, Thiefery said:

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He uses that shit like Apple Pay. Buys groceries with it, travels with it, etc. Super valuable currency and BO&W is trading in it, folks. 

I said duce would be in austin, but not when.  let’s just say the 2024 portal thread is going to be very interesting. 
 

still batting 1.000 by the way. 

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Stay mad pussy

there's no need for that, we're all friends here.

50 minutes ago, futureman said:

there's no need for that, we're all friends here.

The fuck you mean?   I hate everyone here. You especially. 

8 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

The fuck you mean?   I hate everyone here. You especially. 

This hurts, NorLa. This really hurt. 

50 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This hurts, NorLa. This really hurt. 

CTJ as Futureman sock (or vice versa) would be a wild twist

11 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

I paid for a 1977 Ford LTD with my rep.


I use mine to impress Coeds on dirty 6th and believe you me they are mighty impressed. 

7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I use mine to impress Coeds on dirty 6th and believe you me they are mighty impressed. 

I reference it in my tinder profile

On 4/1/2023 at 11:18 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

It wasn’t post. It was his activity and how he disappeared after the Duce announcement. But carry on

Yeah but like see it doesn’t matter cause I have about 20k 🤷‍♂️

Does anyone know the equivalency of Surly rep for Schrute bucks?

Also remember when we negged Carl off the boards in an afternoon when he had like 10k rep (Yes this is a threat BO&W)

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Does anyone know the equivalency of Surly rep for Schrute bucks?

Also remember when we negged Carl off the boards in an afternoon when he had like 10k rep (Yes this is a threat BO&W)

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The butthurt over posting activity of someone who disappeared after months of guarantees about a recruit is hilarious. If CTJ post that shit you all give him so much + rep for calling out futureman. Well done all!

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calling me out for what?  my predictions are right on track, bro.  duce will be in austin, via the portal.

there’s a pretty surprising lack of gratitude on display here.  no good deed goes unpunished, I guess.  such is life. 

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2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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The butthurt over posting activity of someone who disappeared after months of guarantees about a recruit is hilarious. If CTJ post that shit you all give him so much + rep for calling out futureman. Well done all!

You are getting negged because you are feeding the troll. No one with a brain believes Futureman has a single source on this planet and everyone knows he’s just a full of shit troll. Also you’re getting negged for talking about rep, no one gives a shit

12 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

You are getting negged because you are feeding the troll. No one with a brain believes Futureman has a single source on this planet and everyone knows he’s just a full of shit troll. Also you’re getting negged for talking about rep, no one gives a shit

Says the guy with like a million positive reps.

18 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

You are getting negged because you are feeding the troll. No one with a brain believes Futureman has a single source on this planet and everyone knows he’s just a full of shit troll. Also you’re getting negged for talking about rep, no one gives a shit

I'm pretty new here, but is futureman not an obvious joke? Every post he makes is very clearly intended to draw an eye roll or a chuckle because it's patently bullshit. Like, the humor (if you like that sort of thing) is in how absolutely fucking stupid it is. It's annoying if you don't think it's funny - even then it's just a bad joke, but it is still clearly a joke. I mean, I fully expect him to respond to this post with feigned outrage and hurt feelings, protesting that everything he says is meant in earnest. Because that's what trolls do.

Nobody on here actually believes anything he says is meant to be serious, right? 

5 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

I'm pretty new here, but is futureman not an obvious joke? Every post he makes is very clearly intended to draw an eye roll or a chuckle because it's patently bullshit. Like, the humor (if you like that sort of thing) is in how absolutely fucking stupid it is. It's annoying if you don't think it's funny - even then it's just a bad joke, but it is still clearly a joke. I mean, I fully expect him to respond to this post with feigned outrage and hurt feelings, protesting that everything he says is meant in earnest. Because that's what trolls do.

Nobody on here actually believes anything he says is meant to be serious, right? 

You may be new here, but you've been here long enough to know that this website is teeming with know-nothing imbeciles and humorless halfwits. So, yes, there are people on this site who take unfunny dipshits like futureman seriously. There are others who don't have him on ignore because, somehow, they think his posting style is entertainment. To each their own so long as they're not throwing his posts up in quotes when it is known that he's one of the most ignored posters on this site.

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

You are getting negged because you are feeding the troll. No one with a brain believes Futureman has a single source on this planet and everyone knows he’s just a full of shit troll. Also you’re getting negged for talking about rep, no one gives a shit

You should be nicer to BO&W. You're about to pass him in rep points. It's going to be a very difficult time for him. 

 

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1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

I'm pretty new here, but is futureman not an obvious joke? Every post he makes is very clearly intended to draw an eye roll or a chuckle because it's patently bullshit. Like, the humor (if you like that sort of thing) is in how absolutely fucking stupid it is. It's annoying if you don't think it's funny - even then it's just a bad joke, but it is still clearly a joke. I mean, I fully expect him to respond to this post with feigned outrage and hurt feelings, protesting that everything he says is meant in earnest. Because that's what trolls do.

Nobody on here actually believes anything he says is meant to be serious, right? 

You are correct on all counts except the whole “draw a chuckle” part

25 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

You should be nicer to BO&W. You're about to pass him in rep points. It's going to be a very difficult time for him. 

 

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This point alone now makes me want to post a million times a day to get more positive rep with actual inside info. I’ll start now, Texas will be taking a transfer TE solely for the purpose of blocking. They envision Spencer Shannon as that guy long term but they want to add a Geoff Swaim type for this season

48 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I’ll start now, Texas will be taking a transfer TE solely for the purpose of blocking. They envision Spencer Shannon as that guy long term but they want to add a Geoff Swaim type for this season

gimme a break with this made-up garbage. 

gimme a break with this made-up garbage. 
Don't like competition?

"You may be new here, but you've been here long enough to know that this website is teeming with know-nothing imbeciles and humorless halfwits. "

I resemble those remarks. 

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