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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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6 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The butthurt over posting activity of someone who disappeared after months of guarantees about a recruit is hilarious. If CTJ post that shit you all give him so much + rep for calling out futureman. Well done all!

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This was an all time thread when it was relevant.  The class is done and now it's a bitch and moan fest about trolls and rep.  It's time to hang up the cleats on this one.  Props to those who provided actual Intel. 

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18 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Props to those who provided actual Intel. 

you are welcome, my man.

4 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

This was an all time thread when it was relevant.  The class is done and now it's a bitch and moan fest about trolls and rep.  It's time to hang up the cleats on this one.  Props to those who provided actual Intel. 

Goodbye 2023 class thread... grave-rip.gif.2e6cc8362fa71a8e72d3a6dd3bdf02bb.gif

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16 hours ago, ousux said:
17 hours ago, futureman said:
gimme a break with this made-up garbage. 

Don't like competition?

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Edited by NoName

SMFH. With UT losing out on Duce, the way UT handled recruitment Pimpton's was bad. Seeing what UT will have at TE in the Fall behind JT Sanders, in hindsight UT should've aggressively recruited both Duce & Pimpton and be willing to take both of them in the '23 class instead of viewing Pimpton as the back-up option to Duce.

1 minute ago, TheMailBox357 said:

SMFH. With UT losing out on Duce, the way UT handled recruitment Pimpton's was bad. Seeing what UT will have at TE in the Fall behind JT Sanders, in hindsight UT should've aggressively recruited both Duce & Pimpton and be willing to take both of them in the '23 class instead of viewing Pimpton as the back-up option to Duce.

Thank you Geoff, now carry on.

12 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

SMFH. With UT losing out on Duce, the way UT handled recruitment Pimpton's was bad. Seeing what UT will have at TE in the Fall behind JT Sanders, in hindsight UT should've aggressively recruited both Duce & Pimpton and be willing to take both of them in the '23 class instead of viewing Pimpton as the back-up option to Duce.

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7 hours ago, SaucyJack said:

 

 

 

 

That was just the beginning of the end.

On 4/4/2023 at 12:24 PM, TheMailBox357 said:

SMFH. With UT losing out on Duce, the way UT handled recruitment Pimpton's was a mistake. Seeing what UT will have at TE in the Fall behind JT Sanders, in hindsight UT should've aggressively recruited both Duce & Pimpton and be willing to take both of them in the '23 class instead of viewing Pimpton as the back-up option to Duce.

Sigh.

5 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Sigh.

Kelly sound ebuliant.

5 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

Sigh.

Stop fucking doing this, dude

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On 3/11/2022 at 2:31 PM, Hornlover said:

 

 

Somebody send Jaydon Blue his walking papers...

 

On 3/11/2022 at 2:46 PM, closetojumping said:

If that dude is at Texas for the spring game in 2023, I will shit a golden football and set myself on fire. 

Blue does appear to be at Texas for the Spring Game, @closetojumping.

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4 hours ago, Hornlover said:

 

Blue does appear to be at Texas for the Spring Game, @closetojumping.

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2 hours ago, ousux said:
2 hours ago, Duane Moore said:
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Not until we see CTJ's livestream

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8 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

dodged a fucking bullet there eh @Kyrie Eleison

pffft...team vote, bro. 

this is baby shit, dude.  fuck, Edwards-Helaire killed a guy!  and STILL played that 2019 season.

be cleared up in no time.

Wait wait.. you mean there was a 5 star DB who did not sign with Texas and was not pursued as much as his rank suggests who somehow had underlying character issues that reared their ugly heads within a year?

Weird. 

 

17 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Wait wait.. you mean there was a 5 star DB who did not sign with Texas and was not pursued as much as his rank suggests who somehow had underlying character issues that reared their ugly heads within a year?

Weird. 

 

So pretty sure we pursued Toviano heavily and I read mulitple articles about how Toviano is a great culture fit and takes football seriously from the 9.95ers.  I also remember reading him and Manny Muhammad were not going to go to the same school as they play the same position.  Either way, happy he's not a longhorn with the news of his arrest.

Yeah Martin played a game broadcast on 21 in DFW and I remember the announcer raving about Toviano's high character because he owned a lawn care business in the summer

I don’t know the extent of what he did, but plenty of people of all ages record themselves having sex with women. 

Not to say it’s right, but it happens often enough. If he was distributing it, then that would be a character issue in my book. 

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That’s not a character issue unless he’s distributing it? What part of “the victim previously caught him recording their sexual encounters and told him to stop, and he admitted in the interrogation that she had asked him to stop ” did you not underfuckingstand??

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Wait wait.. you mean there was a 5 star DB who did not sign with Texas and was not pursued as much as his rank suggests who somehow had underlying character issues that reared their ugly heads within a year?

Weird. 

 

What’s weird is your convenient memory of this recruitment. We definitely recruited this kid according to his rank and the staff would have accepted his commitment. At the time there was no reported character issues and he was thought to be a culture fit.

13 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Texas has a great RTF program should he find himself in the portal

You're wrong for that... still laughed.

2 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

That’s not a character issue unless he’s distributing it? What part of “the victim previously caught him recording their sexual encounters and told him to stop, and he admitted in the interrogation that she had asked him to stop ” did you not underfuckingstand??

Relax bud. 
 

I prefaced what I said with that I didn’t know the extent of it. If she caught him, said not to do it, then did it anyway, then of course that’s an issue. The sex itself was still consensual and if it hasn’t been distributed, then it can just be deleted. 
 

Glanced at the headline and maybe the first paragraph of the story. No means no and all that. 

On 4/15/2023 at 9:20 PM, Bevo said:

I think the guy who drew Bugs Bunny and a lot of other charaters was from Taylor.

Correct…..that was Tex Avery. 
Born in Taylor, graduated high school inDallas.

Added “What’s up, Doc?” to Bug’s repertoire.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tex_Avery

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