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2 minutes ago, DR Grind420 said:

ROTFLcopter.  Where are all the horn fans today?  Been hanging with Tigers at the bar all morning but have yet to see any horns or get a hook em yelled at me? wtf?

Just spitballing here, but seeing as how most of us aren't traveling out of town for this game, I'd bet a lot of us are at, you know, work.  Y'all can get a head start but I'm sure you'll find more of what you're looking for after 5pm.

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ROTFLcopter.  Where are all the horn fans today?  Been hanging with Tigers at the bar all morning but have yet to see any horns or get a hook em yelled at me? wtf?

You see,Texas alumni have a thing called jobs. It’s not something you Boudreaux’s are real familiar with.
6 minutes ago, DR Grind420 said:

ROTFLcopter.  Where are all the horn fans today?  Been hanging with Tigers at the bar all morning but have yet to see any horns or get a hook em yelled at me? wtf?

We have jobs, because we went to an accredited university and, thus, were able to attain gainful employment upon graduation.  I know that's uncommon in Louisiana, but it's par for the course for Texas grads.

Sucks to suck I guess, one of the benefits of being your own boss is you can start tailgating early on Friday.  I know being a sandwich artist is stressful so I will let you get back to it baws!

4 minutes ago, DR Grind420 said:

Sucks to suck I guess, one of the benefits of being your own boss is you can start tailgating early on Friday.  I know being a sandwich artist is stressful so I will let you get back to it baws!

more like dr grindr

4 minutes ago, DR Grind420 said:

Sucks to suck I guess, one of the benefits of being your own boss . . . 

Good grief, the MLM facebook vultures have made their way to Surly.

Never been to DKR before, does everyone really sit down the whole game baws?

I'll be the wasted baw in 26 in a gold LSU polo.  Come say hi!  Y'all come to my tailgate too, lot 37.  Have tons of food and ice chest full of beer!

17 minutes ago, DR Grind420 said:

Sucks to suck I guess, one of the benefits of being your own boss is you can start tailgating early on Friday.

So are you a meth dealer or a gator wrassler?

1 minute ago, Junior Miller said:

One more day until it's 

Lsu < 24

Texas > 30

 

I have never been more confident in my life on a LSU victory.  It is comical yall's arrogance. 

Can you set up tailgates on campus yet?  I heard some of my baws were doing it and wanted to go have a few beers with them this evening

3 minutes ago, DR Grind420 said:

I have never been more confident in my life on a LSU victory.  It is comical yall's arrogance. 

 

Just now, Bill Lumbergh said:

 

This ain't a dawg game cuzzo.  We kicked the shit out of that team last year and they actually gave a shit about that game

1 minute ago, DR Grind420 said:

This ain't a dawg game cuzzo.  We kicked the shit out of that team last year and they actually gave a shit about that game

I was just replying that we're familiar with comical arrogance.  We see it every time we face an sec team.

1 minute ago, DR Grind420 said:

This ain't a dawg game cuzzo.  We kicked the shit out of that team last year and they actually gave a shit about that game

You should make a prediction video.  Show off that PT Cruiser you rolled into town in.

7 minutes ago, DR Grind420 said:

I have never been more confident in my life on a LSU victory.  It is comical yall's arrogance. 

How many points are you giving, then?

3 minutes ago, DR Grind420 said:

I have never been more confident in my life on a LSU victory.  It is comical yall's arrogance. 

I'm sure you thought Georgia would beat us, too.

And your "confidence" is a pretty risk-free position.  If y'all win, you'll come back to remind us, and if y'all lose, you'll never log in here again.  

Either way, you're the one who has to live in Louisiana when it's over.

I'm more and more convinced that someone upthread correctly called this guy as a HitBy sock.

Surly, where we all bang 10s and wouldn't touch an 8 with a 10-foot pole. Tigerdroppings, where every swamp-floater is their own baws and has the biggest airboat on the swamp.

10 minutes ago, Deguello said:

How many points are you giving, then?

at least 10 baw

This ain't a dawg game cuzzo.  We kicked the shit out of that team last year and they actually gave a shit about that game
Can one of our current lsu squatters let us know in advance if you guys care about the game or not?

It gets really confusing playing these sec teams, all of whom claim to be really dialed in and fired up before the game (see Kirby Smart's sugar bowl pregame comments), only to find out later that you really didn't care about the game.

We get all excited because we're beating up on a team who said we were soft, and then later find out it's only because they didn't care about the game at all. It really takes the wind out of your sails.

It would just be nice to know, before the game for once, if you guys actually care about it or not so I can know whether to be excited later.

Unless, you know, that's the kind of thing you're deciding on the fly based on whether the game outcome is fitting your preferred narrative...but I'm sure that's not it.
8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I'm sure you thought Georgia would beat us, too.

And your "confidence" is a pretty risk-free position.  If y'all win, you'll come back to remind us, and if y'all lose, you'll never log in here again.  

Either way, you're the one who has to live in Louisiana when it's over.

Live in Texas cuz.  I'll come back and face the music if we lose.  Ain't gonna happen though

Never been to DKR before, does everyone really sit down the whole game baws?

Just outed yourself as aggy. Hahaha goddamn y’all are terrible at trolling.

For sure not one of those weirdos.  Please don't associate me with those people.  LSU alum, moved to Texas for work


Just outed yourself as aggy. Hahaha goddamn y’all are terrible at trolling.
Their biggest game of the season is a day away and all they can focus on is the hope of living vicariously through another team beating us.

Same as it always was.
For sure not one of those weirdos.  Please don't associate me with those people.  LSU alum, moved to Texas for work


Liar. Companies won’t move janitors.
34 minutes ago, DR Grind420 said:

This ain't a dawg game cuzzo.  We kicked the shit out of that team last year and they actually gave a shit about that game

Georgia aggy

17 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

What the fuck is  a baw?

Backwoods Alligator Wrestler 

Scottish slang for balls.  Everything he's saying makes a bit more sense when you have that little Rosetta stone.

54 minutes ago, DR Grind420 said:

I have never been more confident in my life on a LSU victory.  It is comical yall's arrogance. 

No irony here ...

hey arnold nicksplat GIF

56 minutes ago, DR Grind420 said:

I have never been more confident in my life on a LSU victory.  It is comical yall's arrogance. 

Didn't you score 72 points and still lost to aggy?

1 hour ago, DR Grind420 said:

I have never been more confident in my life on a LSU victory.  It is comical yall's arrogance. 

aggy alert.

On 9/5/2019 at 2:04 PM, Texassucksdick said:

You guys are WORST THEN A&M, AN that’s saying a lot! I’ll be back after the game to to see how y’all doing. Should be a fantastic melt. 

Btw. LSU 38-13. 

SECSECSEC!! 

Yeah, the all caps part, really showing off that high quality aggy edjumacashun there aren't you. Surely you must be an aggy english major.....or a four year old.

I don't agree with the media that Texas is back if we beat LSU. we might be, but there is so little evidence right now that beating LSU is something that means something. remember aggy beating South Carolina their first game awhile back? it was assumed that South Carolina was good, and aggy got way overrated because of it. then we found out the cocks sucked. we will see how everything works out. beating LSU might not really mean anything this year.

4 minutes ago, po elvis said:

I don't agree with the media that Texas is back if we beat LSU. we might be, but there is so little evidence right now that beating LSU is something that means something. remember aggy beating South Carolina their first game awhile back? it was assumed that South Carolina was good, and aggy got way overrated because of it. then we found out the cocks sucked. we will see how everything works out. beating LSU might not really mean anything this year.

Notre Dame says hi...

1 minute ago, Tex Long said:

Notre Dame says hi...

exactly!!

11 minutes ago, po elvis said:

I don't agree with the media that Texas is back if we beat LSU. we might be, but there is so little evidence right now that beating LSU is something that means something. remember aggy beating South Carolina their first game awhile back? it was assumed that South Carolina was good, and aggy got way overrated because of it. then we found out the cocks sucked. we will see how everything works out. beating LSU might not really mean anything this year.

My Zen Master response when anyone asks me how Texas is going to be this week/this year o if Texas "is back"

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1 hour ago, DR Grind420 said:

I have never been more confident in my life on a LSU victory.  It is comical yall's arrogance. 

I've been seeing this shit all week.  Why is our belief in our team "arrogance" while your belief in your team is "confidence?"

1 hour ago, DR Grind420 said:

Sucks to suck I guess, one of the benefits of being your own boss is you can start tailgating early on Friday.  I know being a sandwich artist is stressful so I will let you get back to it baws!

Good luck with your scentsy career 

6 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Good luck with your scentsy career 

He's not actually a rep.  He just does it to get the discount.  They really are great products.

7 minutes ago, horngasm19 said:

I hate night games. how am I supposed to not drink all day ? 

 

Start in the morning just to be sure.

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On 9/5/2019 at 2:25 PM, Foosters said:

The English language, how does it work?

In some cultures, it doesn't and never will.

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