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On 9/5/2019 at 3:46 PM, PsychMike said:

woe |  | noun literary great sorrow or distress: they had a complicated tale of woe.  (woes) things that cause sorrow or distress; troubles: to add to his woes, customers have been spending less. PHRASES woe betide someone (or woe to someone) used humorously to warn someone that they will be in trouble if they do a specified thing: woe betide anyone wearing the wrong color! woe is me! an ironic or humorous exclamation of sorrow or distress

Hilarious, swamp brained cretins trying to correct anyone on word usage...or anything else for that matter.

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    One of the great things about being a Texas fan is that the football team plays at least 10 P5 teams each year. I heard some SEC honk on XM 84 mention recently that Georgia is really showing the world

  • There is a lot of BS in your post and little substance.  How do you feel about match-ups? LSU O-Line versus UT D-Line? Will UT's backup RBs have the smarts to recognize and pick up Dave Aran

  • Bobby_Batronic
    Bobby_Batronic

    Let me translate since I married into a family of swamp running coonasses, jackasses and shrimpin’ Chinks. A baw is your basic jackass who is equal parts bro, wannabe country boy and pretentious

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Lots of rep to people in this thread. I’ve gone back and forth in the matchups on both sides, and there are arguments to be made for either team. What I do know is this:

Tom Herman >>> Ed Orgeron

Everyone agrees with that, even LSU. They tried to hire Herman and he left them standing at the alter for Texas. They cried about it, then Ed O was their pathetic rebound hire and they cried about that and secretly wished they still had Les. It’s pretty hard for anyone, even Tigers fans, to dispute this.

Advantage Texas.

3 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:


You see,Texas alumni have a thing called jobs. It’s not something you Boudreaux’s are real familiar with.

The only work they do is running to the mailbox once a month to grab that sweet welfare check.

19 hours ago, mchookem said:

hmm. these lsu trolls are terrible. where's Kyrie when you need him. 

It’s alligator season. 

So scared, they are trying to prank call us to get an edge. Amazing group of pussies.

8 minutes ago, Nivek said:

So scared, they are trying to prank call us to get an edge. Amazing group of pussies.

How's the food at LSU's hotel?

It is well known here of my game picking prowess.  I'm sorry, coonasses are gonna kick your horns in tomorrow.  Texas doesn't have a fucking prayer playing foosball with the devil.  That is all.

5 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

It is well known here of my game picking prowess.  I'm sorry, coonasses are gonna kick your horns in tomorrow.  Texas doesn't have a fucking prayer playing foosball with the devil.  That is all.

Sooner or later the house wins.  Tomorrow the house wins.

It is well known here of my game picking prowess.  I'm sorry, coonasses are gonna kick your horns in tomorrow.  Texas doesn't have a fucking prayer playing foosball with the devil.  That is all.
Thanks mullet. Now go fuck yourself.

Not sure if its a sign from god or what not...but as i was reading/posting about the game tomorrow looked over and saw this guy in field next to me72e309eb6ac4045b51826118402cab6c.jpg

 

 

How's the food at LSU's hotel?

Not sure. How can one distinguish between the LSU and the homeless?
56 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Not sure. How can one distinguish between the LSU and the homeless?

Cargo shorts.  The homeless wouldn't be caught dead in those things.

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Texas is guaranteed to win, we have a secret weapon: my mom has gone to 10 Texas games in her life, and is 10-0 in attendance. That includes a Big XII championship and the game against KSU in the pouring rain. Texas cannot lose when she's in attendance.

By contrast, my dad is a jinx. Every texas big texas football game he's gone to, they've lost.

She's going to the game tomorrow. He is not. It's my birthday tomorrow, her's is next week. This is both of our birthday presents. We cannot lose.

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31 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Cargo shorts.  The homeless wouldn't be caught dead in those things.

that reminds me. i need to do laundry.

Texas is guaranteed to win, we have a secret weapon: my mom has gone to 10 Texas games in her life, and is 10-0 in attendance. That includes a Big XII championship and the game against KSU in the pouring rain. Texas cannot lose when she's in attendance.
By contrast, my dad is a jinx. Every texas big texas football game he's gone to, they've lost.
She's going to the game tomorrow. He is not. It's my birthday tomorrow, her's is next week. This is both of our birthday presents. We cannot lose.


TEXAS!!!!


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2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

How's the food at LSU's hotel?

It's actually pretty decent in the restaurant, but that's not especially relevant since they'll be eating out of the dumpster out back.

6 minutes ago, Magabro said:

 


TEXAS!!!!


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FIGHT!!!!

 

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7 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

You should make a prediction video.  Show off that PT Cruiser you rolled into town in.

a.k.a. The Oklahoma Bugatti

6 hours ago, dcbc said:

My Zen Master response when anyone asks me how Texas is going to be this week/this year o if Texas "is back"

Parcells-approved.

2 hours ago, Bone3421 said:

Not sure if its a sign from god or what not...but as i was reading/posting about the game tomorrow looked over and saw this guy in field next to me72e309eb6ac4045b51826118402cab6c.jpg

 

 

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And by that, I mean I expect Texas to stomp a deep and dirty mudhole painfully into the ass of these Cajun hillbillies and send them packing back to the swampy nether regions faster than you can spot corruption in their state government.

* backwoods, cousin-humping rednecks

FIFY - It is topographically impossible to be a swamp-dwelling Cajun and a hillbilly at the same time.

8 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

* backwoods, cousin-humping rednecks

FIFY - It is topographically impossible to be a swamp-dwelling Cajun and a hillbilly at the same time.

Damned if they aren’t trying though!

7 hours ago, BigXII said:

Texas is guaranteed to win, we have a secret weapon: my mom has gone to 10 Texas games in her life, and is 10-0 in attendance. Texas cannot lose when she's in attendance.

Damn, how many Rice games can one person see?

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6 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Damn, how many Rice games can one person see?

She actually racked up many of those wins seeing Texas play Nebraska

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Torched

I remember when I was in college my mom came and visited me in 2006 which happened to line up with the Nebraska game in the snow. And I remember my mom telling me to "Shut up" during Ryan Bailey's kick because she was so into the game.

Also, my brother went to Texas A&M, and in 2005 while I was at the aggy game, my dad and her were watching at home and when A&M went up for a bit in the fourth, my dad told her "If A&M wins this, it'll be one of the best games in their school history, you should be happy if this is an upset."

To which she very incredulously replied, as my dad told me after, "Fuck Texas A&M."

8 minutes ago, BigXII said:

I remember when I was in college my mom came and visited me in 2006 which happened to line up with the Nebraska game in the snow. And I remember my mom telling me to "Shut up" during Ryan Bailey's kick because she was so into the game.

Also, my brother went to Texas A&M, and in 2005 while I was at the aggy game, my dad and her were watching at home and when A&M went up for a bit in the fourth, my dad told her "If A&M wins this, it'll be one of the best games in their school history, you should be happy if this is an upset."

To which she very incredulously replied, as my dad told me after, "Fuck Texas A&M."

Pics of mom?

4 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Pics of mom?

We're getting ready to leave right now for Austin, she is laughing at the posts ITT. She told me I better not put a picture of her online. But she's 68 years old, so only like Armybrat would approve.

EDIT: Also, she works (yeah, my mom still works, at our local school district) with a bunch of LSU fans and thus she's super invested in this game, so she can "shut them the hell up."

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Just now, BigXII said:

We're getting ready to leave right now for Austin, she is laughing at the posts ITT. She told me I better not put a picture of her online. But she's 68 years old, so only like Armybrat would approve.

 

Just post a picture of Helen Mirren and call it square. No one will be any the wiser, given the probable BAC of the typical Surlite at present.

9 minutes ago, BigXII said:

We're getting ready to leave right now for Austin, she is laughing at the posts ITT. She told me I better not put a picture of her online. But she's 68 years old, so only like Armybrat would approve.

EDIT: Also, she works (yeah, my mom still works, at our local school district) with a bunch of LSU fans and thus she's super invested in this game, so she can "shut them the hell up."

No worries. Sounds like she has baggage (asshole kids) anyways 

1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

No worries. Sounds like she has baggage (asshole kids) anyways 

I was the third of three. I walked out, man.

11 hours ago, BigXII said:

Texas is guaranteed to win, we have a secret weapon: my mom has gone to 10 Texas games in her life, and is 10-0 in attendance. That includes a Big XII championship and the game against KSU in the pouring rain. Texas cannot lose when she's in attendance.

By contrast, my dad is a jinx. Every texas big texas football game he's gone to, they've lost.

She's going to the game tomorrow. He is not. It's my birthday tomorrow, her's is next week. This is both of our birthday presents. We cannot lose.

So we are going to win because of @bigxii’s mom?  

Dear penthouse....

Burnt orange sunrise in California this morning552498b3e29387c04720c6b340f3e7f9.jpg

Lulz the bear on gameday likes LSU guys. 

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I’ll be glad when this week is over. Win or lose. Just to get the nutria fucking retards and aggy trolls back off the board.

On 9/6/2019 at 3:01 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

Yeah, the all caps part, really showing off that high quality aggy edjumacashun there aren't you. Surely you must be an aggy english major.....or a four year old.

IM BACKKKKKK LMFAO!!!!!! 

On 9/5/2019 at 3:04 PM, Texassucksdick said:

You guys are worst then A&M, an that’s saying a lot! I’ll be back after the game to to see how y’all doing. Should be a fantastic melt. 

Btw. LSU 38-13. 

SECSECSEC!! 

*worse than aggy, and*, you dumb fuck

texas will bounce back while LSU will rub their fake hurt cunts .... I think im drunk . dont care

4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

This thread didn’t age well. 

Again.

Does CTJ get off on this?  Please don’t do this anymore. 

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2 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Again.

Does CTJ get off on this?  Please don’t do this anymore. 

Stop being a fucking pussy. The thread was fun as always. I can’t control for inexperienced CBs and a terrible defensive game plan.  Great game, nonetheless. If you’re blaming me, well, thanks for giving me that much power over you, but really, take up astrology or something. There are probably more powerful mystics in this world than me. 

33 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Stop being a fucking pussy. The thread was fun as always. I can’t control for inexperienced CBs and a terrible defensive game plan.  Great game, nonetheless. If you’re blaming me, well, thanks for giving me that much power over you, but really, take up astrology or something. There are probably more powerful mystics in this world than me. 

You’re definitely a jinxer. Just accept it and adjust. 

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