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Unless those are ten women, that’s fucking pathetic. 

Dig deep for the cold Miller Lite. Talk shit and represent. We're all counting on you. 

White Claw?

Are at least 8 of them women?

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Are you in the presence of titties?

And if so, where are the pics?

That reminds me of a joke I just heard: 

Q: What’s the hardest part about drinking white claws? 

 

 

A: Having to tell your parents you are gay. 

Edited by Newy25

Stop complaining about alcohol and drink the alcohol. Is this your first blackout?

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I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

3 minutes ago, texashorne said:

I have those same Rainbow sandals. 

He says as he downs another White Claw on the boat.

2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

If you don’t have Zima, how else are you supposed lure South Austin’s mom to your tailgate? 

4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

That reminds me of a joke I just heard: 

Q: What’s the hardest part about drinking white claws? 

 

 

A: Having to tell your parents you are gay. 

 

1 minute ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

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#nttawwt.  we love you subliminal.  #nohomo

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Just now, Newy25 said:

If you don’t have Zima, how else are you supposed lure South Austin’s mom to your tailgate? 

Fuck you.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*She drinks Lone Star.

4 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

They're a solid AM chugger. After noon though? They're pushing it.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Fuck you.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*She drinks Lone Star.

Yeah, she really guzzles it down.

 

 

She drinks beer pretty fast too, I guess.

Just now, Homesickhorn said:

You’d better post pics of ten LSU chicks fucking yesterday.

Ambivalent use of “fucking.”

I'm way more insulted by the Michelob Ultras. You know those fat fucks saw those lame commercials with the attractive, fit, successful couples drinking one after running a half marathon and thought, "Hey, that could be me."

1 minute ago, Deguello said:

Ambivalent use of “fucking.”

Ambiguous use of "ambivalent."

This thread wins the Internet


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12 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

Ain't no laws when the claws out. 

I'm way more insulted by the Michelob Ultras. You know those fat fucks saw those lame commercials with the attractive, fit, successful couples drinking one after running a half marathon and thought, "Hey, that could be me."

You just said that you drink White Claw. Don’t be upset if we now kinda take your opinion with a grain of salt.
13 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

Man,. you're just playing to every stereotype today, aren't you?

 

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Ambiguous use of "ambivalent."

 

 

Alliterative use of "ambiguous".

1 minute ago, Homesickhorn said:


You just said that you drink White Claw. Don’t be upset if we now kinda take your opinion with a grain of salt.

Meh, I'll drink anything with alcohol in it.

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

I'm getting the feeling this is a no-chicks allowed thing, and they've loaded up on their own Subliminalhorns. 

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9 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Man,. you're just playing to every stereotype today, aren't you?

They’re the perfect hot weather day drinking drink. Light, refreshing, and low enough in alcohol that you’re not fucking wasted at the end of the day, just super drunk. 

We all like to find the sweet spot between just super drunk and fucking wasted.

27 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

And that is just fine.  You do you, subliminal.

14 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Ambiguous use of "ambivalent."

If hes drink the claw with both hands, then he Ambiguosly using the term "ambivalent" ambidexterously.

Just now, Sbbruin said:

And that is just fine.  You do dudes, subliminal. NTTAWWT.

FIFY. 

18 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

 

 

 

Alliterative use of "ambiguous".

 

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1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

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Huh - I never realized it until YOU posted this, but Ace and Gary are dressing in UCLA colors - NTTAWWT

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I am way more taken a back by the egregious lack of ice...  newbs

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