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Caucasian Claw, you bunch of racists.

I say take a cue from the ghosts of Texas Rangers past

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and mix your white claw with

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see how that treats you. 

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I say take a cue from the ghosts of Texas Rangers past

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and mix your white claw with

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see how that treats you. 

Oh God, Jaeger. So many nights of vomiting. 

11 minutes ago, utee94 said:

 

Quoting for sheer awesomeness.  "Not The Craw...THE CRAW!!!"

32 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Narrator (again):

There were no gals on the boat.

Gals? Get your 50s terminology out of here, asshole

5 hours ago, Fozzz said:

I put a hard cap of three days a week for hard liquor for just this reason.  

Not sure a weekly 72 hour hard liquor drinkiing binge is going to help you with your goal. Should try spreading it out daily like I do.

4 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Not sure a weekly 72 hour hard liquor drinkiing binge is going to help you with your goal. Should try spreading it out daily like I do.

Winners never quit and quitters never win!

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Gals? Get your 50s terminology out of here, asshole

Not a single dame to be found.

Met several LSL fans at the pool today. They were all cordial including myself. Don’t let internet heroes who likely never attended shape you’re view. 

13 minutes ago, SDG said:

Met several LSL fans at the pool today. They were all cordial including myself. Don’t let internet heroes who likely never attended shape you’re view. 

You met some fellow Leicestershire Senior League fans?  Was Sully there?

Just now, Sbbruin said:

You met some fellow Leicestershire Senior League fans?  Was Sully there?

Furk,  I’m not an LSU fan.  Neg away...

 

5 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

So, you found the ten people in Lousiana who do keto. Where are they now? On shore doing a CrossFit sesh? 

10 people from Louisiana who do keto would be women or gay men, nttawwt.  Ain't no man from Lousyanna who gonna exercise.

5 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

No pics = no chicks

so chicks with dicks, got it.

6 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I drink the claws. In fact will be bringing those and canned champagne to the tailgate. Fight me. 

You get a pass for being a got damn national treasure sir.

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Did not expect there to be a white claw defender group. Jesus

 

 

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Even if I took pics of the ladies on the boats, there's no way I'd share it with you white claw apologists. 718334d43efe57c40487e6b0b83fba35.jpg

Even if I took pics of the ladies on the boats, there's no way I'd share it with you white claw apologists. 718334d43efe57c40487e6b0b83fba35.jpg
We know there was no chicks...
and mix your white claw with
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see how that treats you. 

Or some maddog 20/20 if you really want to jazz things up.




And the thought of that just made my stomach turn.
So bone was cruising for hot LSU bois in his boat, and struck out.
Not me, i wasnt on that boat or defending white claw...
14 minutes ago, Bone3421 said:
25 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:
So bone was cruising for hot LSU bois in his boat, and struck out.

Not me, i wasnt on that boat or defending white claw...

Whoa sorry man... Ill buy you a drink if you show up at the surly watch party tomorrow.

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Whoa sorry man... Ill buy you a drink if you show up at the surly watch party tomorrow.

Something tells me you're not gonna show...

 

😉

1 hour ago, BradInATX said:

Even if I took pics of the ladies on the boats, there's no way I'd share it with you white claw apologists. 718334d43efe57c40487e6b0b83fba35.jpg

Nice tiny hand, you ruddy, fingernail leper.

4 minutes ago, Waterface said:

Nice tiny hand, you ruddy, fingernail leper.

You like your dudes with big manly hands? Always finding a problem with your potential m8s

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8 hours ago, UTEX90 said:

Why the fuck are we debating drinking preferences and not seeing pics of the womens on this boat?  Boo the OP.

 

2 hours ago, BradInATX said:

Even if I took pics of the ladies on the boats, there's no way I'd share it with you white claw apologists. 718334d43efe57c40487e6b0b83fba35.jpg

S’up stubby?

Isn't whiteclaw that gluten free, zero carb alcohol substitute stuff?

Guys, guys  go easy on him. They were LSU fans so I’m sure they were just fat and toothless 

Must have seen 7 ppl gran whit claw at HEB on 51st tonight just i the time it took me to find and grab my Austin Amber. Ridiculous. 

I was at an Auburn tailgate last week with a bunch of coeds and frat boys when I grabed 3 white claws.  Then this bitchy woman comes at me and says: "hey, those are for the ladies!"  I didn't really respond because her dress only had one strap and if she stooped over I could see her left tit, so my eyes were there waiting like a vulture for a wardrobe malfunction.  

*skips to third page, maybe that's when the tits show up*

pics of nubby fingers

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I make a motion to change BradInATX's username to BradSeemsLikeHeSucks until he posts pics of boat babes.

The light “beer” is much more offensive than white claw.


Agreed. There is a time and place for White Claw. Granted it’s not often. Michelob Ultra is a fucking waste of time. I’d rather have Ozarka.

When you can drink a gallon of 10% alcohol by volume beer in 5 hours then we can can talk. Or a 1 liter of titos vodka 3-4 days out the year for 2 years. At 180 pounds.

"m-my fermented under 10% grain drink is more manly than your fermented under 10% grain drink"

Everyone in this thread.

Even if I took pics of the ladies on the boats, there's no way I'd share it with you white claw apologists. 718334d43efe57c40487e6b0b83fba35.jpg

You suck. The Bolivians are gonna love you.

You drank Zima with a bunch of dudes. On a boat. 

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No chicks on the boat. OP probably watching gay pron. 6f99ad83748bde22a3609bdf217b2125.jpg

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