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Texas wins 4-2. 


Woah tap the brakes with that game of the century score talk

Hard to go against TH as a dog.  Plus their fat fuck of a coach is the coonass version of Strong.  Look for at least one major gaffe from him.  

  UT 24 tiger 20

30 minutes ago, Hanrahan said:

Texas 42, LSU 17

Man some of you guys are having a little too much Koolaid 

Texas 32-27

TEXAS - 34

LSUA&M - 17

fuck swamp aggy

Online Degree: Online Degree Lsu

Edited by DFW Horn

Texas 34 LSU 24. It looks like they may gouge us at first but we settle down and start getting in their QBs head and force him to make some mistakes.

Texas 31 LSU 20

Edited by Bevo14

9-6 Texas in the game of the century

1 hour ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

How many upside down horns do we see from LSU players? Wonder if they are going to follow the trend of not. 

Would be weird since they tell aggys they're UT rejects 

Herman is great at these type of games. The easy ones not so much. So - Texas wins. Herman? If we get way ahead don’t let up and let them get back in. 

15 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

y’all in for a surprise today.

Yeah, the entire fucking planet keeps saying that. Your point?

14 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

35-17 LSU

y’all in for a surprise today.

Maybe for some of the more enthusiastic fans that post. To those who know the game fully understand that this will be a tough game. The temperatures, the rhetoric all add to the stress. But Texas is at home, so I say 31-28 Texas, and it is not decided until late.

Maybe for some of the more enthusiastic fans that post. To those who know the game fully understand that this will be a tough game. The temperatures, the rhetoric all add to the stress. But Texas is at home, so I say 31-28 Texas, and it is not decided until late.


i simply think yards, much less points, will be very hard to come by against our D...esp in light of the quality depth we have.

one of my scores is by the D.
Yeah, the entire fucking planet keeps saying that. Your point?


you really need me to explain this? you’re honestly not smart enough to understand my declaration?
3 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 


you really need me to explain this? you’re honestly not smart enough to understand my declaration?

 

You missed my point, child. Your score prediction is a “declaration” of its own. You may carry on with your reetitive, unoriginal rhetoric.

You missed my point, child. Your score prediction is a “declaration” of its own. You may carry on with your reetitive, unoriginal rhetoric.


what you quoted was my declaration, not my predictive score. so your response is nonsensical in that it moves the goalposts...eg. you’re covering your ass. poorly, i might add.

so...which one do you bring issue with: my score prediction or my prediction of folks being surprise?
2 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 


what you quoted was my declaration, not my predictive score. so your response is nonsensical in that it moves the goalposts...eg. you’re covering your ass. poorly, i might add.

so...which one do you bring issue with: my score prediction or my prediction of folks being surprise?

 

This is way over your head, man. No one is moving the goalposts or covering their ass. I quoted what I quoted. What part of that do you not comprehend? You don’t have to answer that. I’ll break it down for you.

You said “y’all in for a surprise today” to a bunch of Texas fans on a Texas message board. For over a week, we’ve heard from ESPN, the entire LSU starting lineup, and the rest of sports media about how we don’t have a chance in this game. If you’ve paid any attention, we clearly don’t give a shit. We know LSU is stacked. Aside from the few delusional posters, we all know it will be a hard fought game for us, where we can’t afford to make mistakes. We also know we have a coaching staff and a team that excels in this role. There won’t be anything surprising about this game.

This is way over your head, man. No one is moving the goalposts or covering their ass. I quoted what I quoted. What part of that do you not comprehend? You don’t have to answer that. I’ll break it down for you.
You said “y’all in for a surprise today” to a bunch of Texas fans on a Texas message board. For over a week, we’ve heard from ESPN, the entire LSU starting lineup, and the rest of sports media about how we don’t have a chance in this game. If you’ve paid any attention, we clearly don’t give a shit. We know LSU is stacked. Aside from the few delusional posters, we all know it will be a hard fought game for us, where we can’t afford to make mistakes. We also know we have a coaching staff and a team that excels in this role. There won’t be anything surprising about this game.


according to some of the scores from Wonderland entered above, i suspect there will definitely be some surprises.

This team lost to aggy last year. Look at aggy right now. Adjust your scores accordingly.

45 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 


according to some of the scores from Wonderland entered above, i suspect there will definitely be some surprises.

 

True. Funny how there is a big difference between the predictions here and the actual prediction contest web page.

Both these retards hate on Texas. Vilma and buttfumble also swinging from ABs balls. Gonna be some crybabies after the game

Texas wins, 35-20.

No rationale behind this prediction. It's merely the same score as the last time we played them, in the 2003 Cotton Bowl.

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