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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch

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  • 25 4 Heisman
    25 4 Heisman

    For the sake of clarity.  Tennessee is UT, and LSU just played them in 2017.

  • mulletpelini
    mulletpelini

    you don't know shit, your fucking coach cries on the sideline.  He used Scott Frosts second half game management and playbook today and fucked it all up.  Texas got your shit pushed in at HOME.  And y

  • mulletpelini
    mulletpelini

    I'm sorry girls.  Your team looked great, your coach is awesome OMG! and he's cute too.  He seems real sensitive too.   THere that better you fucking women.  I'm out, I'll come back later wh

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thanks? I'm so fucking livid right now.. I feel like you guys will torch us in two weeks


All you guys learned tonight was you’re as good as anyone in the country. Progress as the season goes and you guys could easily be in the playoff.
1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

3rd and 17 with a chance to win the game he called man straight across with a blitz coming from 8 yards deep. He was really bad in several spots tonight. 

But sending blitzers from a quarter mile away is the basis of this defense.

We should go Jihad on all the resident LSU posters like we did the Baylor posters back on Shaggy.

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Alright guys Ima give credit where it’s due, y’all played a hell of a game and gave us a run for our money. Hope y’all win y’all conference. I think y’all got a good shot. Anyway I just wanted to say fuck y’all, geaux tigers, horns down motherfuckers! See y’all next year!


Go choke on a dick.

Upset and disappointed about the result, the lob, the play calls at the goal line, and the secondary were bad.  But we didn’t give up, we fought the whole time and were a just barely missed onside away from getting a chance to tie it up.  Gotta love we didn’t go into a shell after continuously getting beat or stood up on the goal line.  We didn’t win tonight but rest off schedule is winnable to get b12 champ and try and get playoff bid.

Herman was using this as a big recruiting game too, what do you think the recruits are thinking as they walk away tonight?

God damn it.  We had that fucking game.  Orlando choked a huge one on his game plan.  Terrible calls from the start. 

4 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

take your moral victory pussy

You lost to CU you pussy ass bitch. We would smash you, and you know it. It’s why your team left the big 12. They were sick of losing to Texas 

The problem with blaming the SEC refs tonight is that the Big 12 refs will also try to fuck us next year in Baton Rouge. We don't get favoritism from the officiating. Even our own conference tries to screw us over. 

13 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

You chokin sons a bitches.  You had the day set, and you're just a bunch of fucking pretenders too.  Good news, none of us are Tennessee fans

What the fuck asshole? At least we didn't blow a 17 point lead. You are here trash talking after that puke inducing 4th quarter your garbage team shit out? What is wrong with you?

This is completely unnecessary. We lost. What do you want?

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14 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Fuck lsu and fuck Orlando

It’ll be okay little buddy

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You chokin sons a bitches.  You had the day set, and you're just a bunch of fucking pretenders too.  Good news, none of us are Tennessee fans

Whatever it takes to help you feel better about your program sliding into irrelevancy.  

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

Burrow played very well. He is good. 

Yep, for most of the game Burrow looked more poised than Sam.  Their offense seemed to move more at will than ours.  But Sam kept gritting it out and working miracles (along with the receivers.)

Herbie was talking shit the whole night. Go fuck your self Herbie! Suck Burrow’s dick already!

Just now, Zavala said:

Yeah and go independent ASAP to stop having to play OU rematch in Jerry world every fucking year. This conference is piss poor and a waste of $ to leeches like fucking Baylor who just make us look bad.

*Laser big12 commercial .jpg*

Independent would be the best route, but we're unfortunately tied to the hip with ousux. If we can cut the cord with those meth heads, we would have it so made. 

Cool. Take a tampon and keep walking. I hear they're handing out vagisil at kiosk 14. 


What is the bet? Put it up.
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You chokin sons a bitches.  You had the day set, and you're just a bunch of fucking pretenders too.  Good news, none of us are Tennessee fans

Cry more

3 minutes ago, Theo Huxtable said:

Never thought I’d root for Bama, but after that QB’s homo limp wave to our fans, I hope Bama beats them. And a hurricane hits that cunt’s house and only his house.


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2 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Herman was using this as a big recruiting game too, what do you think the recruits are thinking as they walk away tonight?

Demas just committed!

Just now, youdunnf'dup said:

You lost to CU you pussy ass bitch. We would smash you, and you know it. It’s why your team left the big 12. They were sick of losing to Texas 

you don't know shit, your fucking coach cries on the sideline.  He used Scott Frosts second half game management and playbook today and fucked it all up.  Texas got your shit pushed in at HOME.  And your fucking fans let 30k coon ass fucks into the game, so weak.

you don't know shit, your fucking coach cries on the sideline.  He used Scott Frosts second half game management and playbook today and fucked it all up.  Texas got your shit pushed in at HOME.  And your fucking fans let 30k coon ass fucks into the game, so weak.
Eat Satan commie boy

Is the consensus this was some kind of humiliation? I mean we lost the game and got torched on D, but it was not like LSU just kicked the shit out of us. We went down the field like champs the whole second half. We have the potential to win the conference this year. Chill out.

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Independent would be the best route, but we're unfortunately tied to the hip with ousux. If we can cut the cord with those meth heads, we would have it so made. 

Go independent and just play them every year red River shootout same as always.. Let them go try to figure out how to keep their $ strait in another conference or whatever.

Our conference is pathetic, it does nothing but bring us down in the national conversation, while simultaneously embarrassing us and making it harder to get to a playoff berth.

TCU QB beats his girl they cover it up

Baylor give me a break

WVU? Kansas? Tech? 

Show me a school worth staying in the shit12 for. Don't even get me started on the officiating - take two fucking hours to review every play.

1 minute ago, mulletpelini said:

you don't know shit, your fucking coach cries on the sideline.  He used Scott Frosts second half game management and playbook today and fucked it all up.  Texas got your shit pushed in at HOME.  And your fucking fans let 30k coon ass fucks into the game, so weak.

Bye bye

1 minute ago, mulletpelini said:

you don't know shit, your fucking coach cries on the sideline.  He used Scott Frosts second half game management and playbook today and fucked it all up.  Texas got your shit pushed in at HOME.  And your fucking fans let 30k coon ass fucks into the game, so weak.

Dude isn't there surly corns or something for you?

Just now, Zavala said:

Go independent and just play them every year red River shootout same as always.. Let them go try to figure out how to keep their $ strait in another conference or whatever.

Our conference is pathetic, it does nothing but bring us down in the national conversation, while simultaneously embarrassing us and making it harder to get to a playoff berth.

TCU QB beats his girl they cover it up

Baylor give me a break

WVU? Kansas? Tech? 

Show me a school worth staying in the shit12 for. Don't even get me started on the officiating - take two fucking hours to review every play.

The officiating alone sold me 

Just now, mulletpelini said:

you don't know shit, your fucking coach cries on the sideline.  He used Scott Frosts second half game management and playbook today and fucked it all up.  Texas got your shit pushed in at HOME.  And your fucking fans let 30k coon ass fucks into the game, so weak.

Dude, I generally think you're pretty cool but even if you're a regular here, talking shit on another team's board is kind of shitty, especially considering how you lost today too. Take a break and go look in the mirror and let the fans here deal with their own loss without rubbing their nose in it. . 

7 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

3rd and 17 with a chance to win the game he called man straight across with a blitz coming from 8 yards deep. He was really bad in several spots tonight. 

We had like three guys around Burrow that can’t fuckin tackle. That play would’ve worked if our defense didn’t suck ass

1 minute ago, mulletpelini said:

you don't know shit, your fucking coach cries on the sideline.  He used Scott Frosts second half game management and playbook today and fucked it all up.  Texas got your shit pushed in at HOME.  And your fucking fans let 30k coon ass fucks into the game, so weak.

If there were 30,000 LSU fans there then my question would be why would thousands of them wear orange. 

Also, Texas outscored LSU in the second half. That's not a moral victory, just pointing out how your claim that the second half was the only issue doesn't make sense. 

16 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said:

Someone had to lose and it was about as "good" of a loss for us as it could have been. 

 

Texags has even seemingly agreed that our loss was better than their loss.

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I know you dont wanna hear from an LSU asshole right now. 

But that was easily my favorite LSU game to watch since Bama in 2011. 

I didnt give that Texas offense enough credit and they exposed parts of our defense. 

Looking forward to maybe a rematch this year...hopefully our players learn what powerade/Gatorade is. If not then looking forward to Death Valley next year.

And like I told people on here this week I was never an LSU fan that expected a legit blow out. I said I'd be happy with LSU winning by even a point. And that game sure a hell didnt disappoint.

Just now, Bruh Man said:

Why isn't Burrow getting more NFL hype?

Cause he’s had two good games. Not saying he doesn’t deserve to, but this year has been a coming out for him.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Losing sucks

And so does ou

What the fuck was up with Ingram? He looked liked he didnt want to be there. They should of left Johnson in for all Ingrams snaps.

8 minutes ago, Theo Huxtable said:

Never thought I’d root for Bama, but after that QB’s homo limp wave to our fans, I hope Bama beats them. And a hurricane hits that cunt’s house and only his house.


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Take the L and shut the fuck up man. 
 

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Is the consensus this was some kind of humiliation? I mean we lost the game and got torched on D, but it was not like LSU just kicked the shit out of us. We went down the field like champs the whole second half. We have the potential to win the conference this year. Chill out.

Na, all seriousness, you guys are close.  Honestly, I think Hermans a good coach probably but damn he calls some weird shit sometimes.  And the whole crying and scared shit when he talks, that's just goofy as fuck, he's just some kind of different, and mensa wouldn't be the last word I'd think about when he's talking

1 minute ago, mulletpelini said:

you don't know shit, your fucking coach cries on the sideline.  He used Scott Frosts second half game management and playbook today and fucked it all up.  Texas got your shit pushed in at HOME.  And your fucking fans let 30k coon ass fucks into the game, so weak.

Are you drunk? Insane? On drugs?

Your team went 4-8 last year and just blew a huge 2nd half lead. We just lost by 7 to a top 10 team. But clearly we should be ashamed. Clearly you have plenty of room to talk shit...

I’m always disappointed with a loss, but all things considered, I thought we did pretty well overall in this one. A few breaks or better plays here and there could have swung it. Almost got a chance with that “fumble,” and Collin almost grabbed that kick. Our lack of experience on D led to tons of frustration but  should be far less noticeable by bowl season.

10 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Burrow played very well. He is good. Our CBs are not that good yet. Green is usually where he needs to be, but doesn't close the deal. Boyce gets burned more often than not, but also can't play the ball when he's in position. Cook has regressed. And none of them tackle well in space.

Makes me wonder where the fuck was Jamison and why Overshown didn't fucking play................

Just now, d.plainview872 said:

What the fuck was up with Ingram? He looked liked he didnt want to be there. They should of left Johnson in for all Ingrams snaps.

Yeah. Roschon looked legit. That guy needs to be on the field a lot more.

Lol the reporters asked Herman if they were thrown off by all the LSU “cramps” every time we had the ball and he just said “yes”

I don't like losing

Tigers can geaux fuck themselves

ou sucks big cocks

Na, all seriousness, you guys are close.  Honestly, I think Hermans a good coach probably but damn he calls some weird shit sometimes.  And the whole crying and scared shit when he talks, that's just goofy as fuck, he's just some kind of different, and mensa wouldn't be the last word I'd think about when he's talking


Go fuck yourself. Ban this fuck.

That LSU offense was really good. I don't mind the 3rd and 17 call. Burrow was dicing up our zone and we weren't getting pressure without help. It took amazing execution for burrow to convert that play.

We got thoroughly outcoached.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Are you drunk? Insane? On drugs?

Your team went 4-8 last year and just blew a huge 2nd half lead. We just lost by 7 to a top 10 team. But clearly we should be ashamed. Clearly you have plenty of room to talk shit...

He's from the Midwest....

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