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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch

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Already had few Earl Campbell hot links.
More than a few beers in and will throw my steak on the grill during 4th qtr of clemson game

Hook'em

Going to be a great day

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  • 25 4 Heisman
    25 4 Heisman

    For the sake of clarity.  Tennessee is UT, and LSU just played them in 2017.

  • mulletpelini
    mulletpelini

    you don't know shit, your fucking coach cries on the sideline.  He used Scott Frosts second half game management and playbook today and fucked it all up.  Texas got your shit pushed in at HOME.  And y

  • mulletpelini
    mulletpelini

    I'm sorry girls.  Your team looked great, your coach is awesome OMG! and he's cute too.  He seems real sensitive too.   THere that better you fucking women.  I'm out, I'll come back later wh

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If you are one of the fortunate with a ticket, be loud so I can hear you on my television.
Fuck them up, Horns!

Did I hear correctly, you fuckers let these swamp fucks buy 30k tickets in your fucking own stadium?  Weak if true.

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

Just a reminder that Louisiana is the worst state to live in.

"You think they forgot?"

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Did I hear correctly, you fuckers let these swamp fucks buy 30k tickets in your fucking own stadium?  Weak if true.


To be fair, when a bunch of dolts are willing to turn over $750 of their social security mental disability checks for one ticket, it’s a little hard to not oblige them.
2 hours ago, Message Board User said:

I don't need no fucking stories, I've lived it, there are 3rd world countries that have better living conditions.  And if it smelled like corndogs, that would be way fucking better than reality.

SECSECSEC, What dipshits! Hook Em boys. Fuck these fucks up.

Did I hear correctly, you fuckers let these swamp fucks buy 30k tickets in your fucking own stadium?  Weak if true.


Go fuck your self you Nebraska fuck. Let’s roll boys.

Jonathan Vilma just said we lose by 10. I haven’t seen anyone pick us other than an actor.

That’s ok, keep hatin’

7 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Jonathan Vilma just said we lose by 10. I haven’t seen anyone pick us other than an actor.

That’s ok, keep hatin’

Its because LSU and Texas are very similar but LSU is more experienced and proven as far as the starters that returned. 

It's not really hatin as much as theres no logical reason to pick Texas to win unless you're a Texas fan. 

Smoked tri tip for lunch, ribs for a snack, tiger for dinner. Fuck LSU

Fucking Marcus Spears talking the same old shit about LSU being more physical and Georgia not wanting to be there blah..blah...blah bullshit.

Fuck you LSU

And fuck the SEC

Edited by Steamboat1874

34 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Talking heads not giving us a chance at all. Let’s prove em all wrong

Like against Georgia?  Tell it again!

1 minute ago, Girdwood said:

Is David Pollack special needs? Srs question. 

Yeah he's Mark Sanchez tier.

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16 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Breaking in a new offense against a team who sees this shit weekly = win for the Tigers, obviously. 

Come on you gotta know that's a weak narrative at this point. 

Orgeron has said it, Burrow has said it, anyone who watched LSU has said it. But they did a lot of this last year too. They're just more committed to staying with it than determined to run first. 

Texas is more than capable of slowing down the offense or shutting it down at times but it wont be because they're having issues installing an offense that they've already been doing. 

Just now, ShadyTiger4TX said:

Come on you gotta know that's a weak narrative at this point. 

Orgeron has said it, Burrow has said it, anyone who watched LSU has said it. But they did a lot of this last year too. They're just more committed to staying with it than determined to run first. 

Texas is more than capable of slowing down the offense or shutting it down at times but it wont be because they're having issues installing an offense that they've already been doing. 

I know it'll be a closer game than people think. Y'alls defense is good, but the offense is definitely suspect. I'm genuinely curious to see how y'all adapt to what we see weekly. 

9 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

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Damn that’s excellent bitches. 

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14 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

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CDC needs to maintain hydration of the students!  Free Beer!

14 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I know it'll be a closer game than people think. Y'alls defense is good, but the offense is definitely suspect. I'm genuinely curious to see how y'all adapt to what we see weekly. 

I'd be perfectly happy with even a 1 point win hah

1 minute ago, ShadyTiger4TX said:

I'd be perfectly happy with even a 1 point win hah

Honestly, a win is a win. Don't care how it happens lol

3 minutes ago, Domedriver said:

CDC needs to maintain hydration of the students!  Free Beer!

Somebody tweet him!

Think of the children!

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20 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

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That’s awesome! Good work kids! 🤘🏼

So it seems like some LSU players came over during warmups and were talking shit just now  From up in my seat in the boonies it looks like Texas ignored them, but the student section got riled up for a bit. 

Just now, Zharkov said:

So it seems like some LSU players came over during warmups and were talking shit just now  From up in my seat in the boonies it looks like Texas ignored them, but the student section got riled up for a bit. 

swamp dickheads are an illusion

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

We better beat their ass for all this disrespect.  They haven’t done shit to act like they do.

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there is going to be a fight in the game.

Its because LSU and Texas are very similar but LSU is more experienced and proven as far as the starters that returned. 
It's not really hatin as much as theres no logical reason to pick Texas to win unless you're a Texas fan. 


There’s logic in picking either side. The lack of logic is overconfidence in an LSU win.

Herman's pre game speech

LSU does not respect you

the oddsmakers say your 7 points worse than LSU

you know why?

because they are LSU

shit talking SEC bullshit mother fucker LSU

you will win because your a better team

AND YOUR FUCKING TEXAS!!!

Complete classless turds.

Maryland did that shit last year (before the midfield fight) and it took a while for the Texas bench to get together to get up.

This team seems .... more riled. 

Fuck them up like a tornado in Ardmore. 

Just now, NeverMarryAStripper said:

They showed some fat sweaty chick and when she saw herself on godzillatron she crossed her arms and said my boobs are wet

Laughs in Vic Mackey

1 hour ago, ShadyTiger4TX said:

Its because LSU and Texas are very similar but LSU is more experienced and proven as far as the starters that returned. 

It's not really hatin as much as theres no logical reason to pick Texas to win unless you're a Texas fan. 

Except for us having the better coach, the better quarterback, the home field, and y'all breaking in a new style of offense that our guys have been playing against since they were 14, I guess you have a point.

From that video you posted it looked like Texas players was getting into shit with LSU coaching staff and that got LSU players involved. 

 

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