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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch

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  • 25 4 Heisman
    25 4 Heisman

    For the sake of clarity.  Tennessee is UT, and LSU just played them in 2017.

  • mulletpelini
    mulletpelini

    you don't know shit, your fucking coach cries on the sideline.  He used Scott Frosts second half game management and playbook today and fucked it all up.  Texas got your shit pushed in at HOME.  And y

  • mulletpelini
    mulletpelini

    I'm sorry girls.  Your team looked great, your coach is awesome OMG! and he's cute too.  He seems real sensitive too.   THere that better you fucking women.  I'm out, I'll come back later wh

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3 minutes ago, sachick said:

Ehlinger not looking like he should be in the Heisman talk.

That is a HSO.

Just now, ShadyTiger4TX said:

Its mistakes from Texas, dropped TD, not taking the points etc that have this not being a tied or one score game. 

yes but those opportunities are not coming back

in the history of college football, I doubt there are many teams that have beaten a Top Ten opponent after running 8 plays from inside the 5 yard line without scoring a single point

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

you do realize Texas hasnt come back from a 13 point deficit since 2008 right?  I mean we might put up a good fight but its over. 

Wtf does the 08 team have to do with this team?

1 minute ago, SwanderedTalent said:

ESPN says our win probability is 7% now. 7%. Nice.

Who gives a fuck what espn says.

you do realize Texas hasnt come back from a 13 point deficit since 2008 right?  I mean we might put up a good fight but its over. 

Then you’re more than welcome to quit watching and posting
1 minute ago, staboner said:

we were getting 4 yards a carry and thats fine

then LSU had FIVE GUYS in the box and we tried to throw. thats on Sam i guess? not sure but must keep running at em and make em pay for a five man box

I think the fact that we have no RB depth is deterring that.  We have bcome one dimensional.

Just now, sith_horn said:

I agree he isn't all that some make him out to be, but the weak CBs hurt us. I think Ossai is the only difference maker at LB right now. And give credit to Burrow. He's dialed in. Sam isn't.

Sam or Herman seem to want the big plays while our bread and butter is grinding out runs and short passes.

1 minute ago, ShadyTiger4TX said:

People are melting down way too early.

Texas has proven they can move the ball. 

Its mistakes from Texas, dropped TD, not taking the points etc that have this not being a tied or one score game. 

I fully believe it's a few big plays from either team to win regardless of the score right now. 

Stop trying to play nice. This is Surly. Down 1 or 100, the sky is falling.

Bunch of pussies in here. Fuck this shit. Come back... Fuck 'em.

We're melting because our QB has an abysmal record with making "big plays". Sam is a leader but hes not elite.

Herman and Orlando need to get angry. LSU comes into DKR disrepecting our players after talking shit all week. Where is the fucking pride?!

Need at least 1 more LSU turnover and Sam to throw the ball better in 2nd half for a Horns Victory tonight...

Just now, Brandywine said:

I hope Sam isn’t taking this Heisman talk seriously. 

I think it’s petty obvious he’s not 

3 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

Sorry guys, I forgot to put on my lucky shirt when I got back from the gym. All good now .

About time, you son of a bitch!

4 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Our receivers have always had issues getting open. If Sam can’t thread a needle or throw up a great jump ball, our passing game is useless. Still don’t have a RB that can reliably dole out punishment.

There have been some guys plenty open. Ehlinger isn't finding them. 

2 minutes ago, victory88 said:

So much shit talking from LSU fans in the stands.  3 times in the red zone and only 7 points to show for it.  I like the aggressive play calling but it’s hurt us badly not converting.  We’re going to need to play a perfect 2nd half to overcome a LSU team that’s going to look to step on our throat:  I hope the coaches and team show up bc the fans definitely showed up. 

That’s why we should have kicked the FGs and taken out points. We would only be down a TD. Idk wtf Tom is thinking.

Not going to be good to shit the bed on prime time again

if Texas is scared to go Man on D, they better start generating one hell of a pass rush. 

2 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

ESPN says our win probability is 7% now. 7%. Nice.

happy ford GIF

Well congrats on kicking our ass this half Tigers.

Let's get those two TDs and get back in it in the 3rd Texas!

Galindo is such a beating. But Griffin is dropping knowledge . Can he coach the defense the second half please

Just now, horncyclist said:

Bunch of pussies in here. Fuck this shit. Come back... Fuck 'em.

absolutely, just need a better gameplan and a little bit of luck

can't let the LSU offense getting int any rhythm 

1 minute ago, SwanderedTalent said:

your mom

You're a miserable, whiny and pathetic little pussy. Run around like your chicken head's been cut off.

Who wants to roll the dice and go for an onside kick

I switched to banquet beer to cope.

2 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

ESPN says our win probability is 7% now. 7%. Nice.

Fuck ESPN.  Like they have a clue what our win probability is.  And we should have gone for it on 4th and 5.

Just now, sith_horn said:

You're a miserable, whiny and pathetic little pussy. Run around like your chicken head's been cut off.

you are so dumb 

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

That’s why we should have kicked the FGs and taken out points. We would only be down a TD. Idk wtf Tom is thinking.

Like F250 said, Herman has a tendency to go Beavis and Butthead.

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That Keontay drop is going to haunt us. 

You can't spell Keontay without a K and a Y. KY Fingers Ingram.

He only cost us 7, though. MENSA Man has cost us 10. 

 

 

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Herman and Orlando need to get angry. LSU comes into DKR disrepecting our players after talking shit all week. Where is the fucking pride?!

That's the most disappointing part so far. 

Just now, APMP said:

Who wants to roll the dice and go for an onside kick

How much have you had to drink? 

We’ve made a lot of mistakes that you can’t make against a good team like this.  We just need to calm down and take it one play at a time and see where we’re at at the end.  

Y’all are drunk, not wrong; but very clearly drunk 

Just now, Onetinsoldier said:

Fuck ESPN.  Like they have a clue what our win probability is. 

this has nothing to do with ESPN itself, Booger McFarland is not sitting around button mashing a TRS-80 and claiming he's invented cold fusion

Sam is having a bad game, but otherwise it's hard to fault the team's play. Both lines seem to be holding up. CJ can't get open, but we've had our chances. This seems mostly bad coaching. Even in the secondary they don't have guys running wide open. They are just calling a better game and making plays.

Herman is directly responsible for a 14 point swing. The second goal line stand and then having nothing resembling a plan on the 2 minute drill before we gave it back to them.

Can we stop the Collin Johnson = 1st rounder talk. 

He's going to suffer the same fate every other overhyped UT athlete the last 5 years has once the NFL scouts start picking at his game. 3rd round at best. 

5 minutes ago, ShadyTiger4TX said:

People are melting down way too early.

Texas has proven they can move the ball. 

Its mistakes from Texas, dropped TD, not taking the points etc that have this not being a tied or one score game. 

I fully believe it's a few big plays from either team to win regardless of the score right now. 

You should stick around here. Been a good poster all week.

That’s why we should have kicked the FGs and taken out points. We would only be down a TD. Idk wtf Tom is thinking.
Being aggressive, had we scored we all wouod be singing his praises

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