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LSU @ Texas 9/7 6:30 PM on ABC: Geaux Fuck Yourself Bitch

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Lulz more cramps huh. What the fuck even is this game?

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  • 25 4 Heisman
    25 4 Heisman

    For the sake of clarity.  Tennessee is UT, and LSU just played them in 2017.

  • mulletpelini
    mulletpelini

    you don't know shit, your fucking coach cries on the sideline.  He used Scott Frosts second half game management and playbook today and fucked it all up.  Texas got your shit pushed in at HOME.  And y

  • mulletpelini
    mulletpelini

    I'm sorry girls.  Your team looked great, your coach is awesome OMG! and he's cute too.  He seems real sensitive too.   THere that better you fucking women.  I'm out, I'll come back later wh

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Our defense should flop around like bitch fishes next drive to help the pass rush

Just now, Hate said:

Isn’t that the guy who faked an injury earlier?

Yes the guy who got the sack faked an injury twice 

5 minutes left and playing like it’s 1st quarter

The faking of injuries is getting annoying. 

Plenty of time to see that pressure coming. That sack is on Sam. RB picked up first free rusher well.

Not one of our guys could cramp up while they were moving down field. Maybe give them time to review that catch. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

Another ducking cramp. What a ducking joke. 

You can say "fucking" here.

 

BTW, I stood in line at lunch behind a girl with a button on her backpack that said, 'Don't fuck with us.  Don't fuck without us."
 

For whatever it’s worth the Stonewall Tavern in Stillwater OK is overwhelmingly pro Longhorn right now.

Just now, Cajun said:

This is not the time to eat clock Tom

Well the game clock isn't moving, just the clock clock. All game long...

Sam has missed so many throws it's unreal his stats look this good

Just now, Bullneck said:

Oh, look.  Another cramp.

Yet, they're all world a couple of plays later.

Bush fucking league

Still making freshman mistakes 
A freshman mistake would've been trying to throw it and having it pick-sixed.
Just now, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Fucking fake ass cramping faggots 

It’s working.

Hey dipshit. How about you compare the number of cramps on the LSU team to Texas. 

Field goal here. Get a stop.

Touchdown wins.

Just now, Radical Larry said:

2014 NBA Finals LeBron thinks this is embarrassing.

Avatar checks out.

LSU needs soccer unis since they take a dive almost every play.  Red card needs to be pulled out.

There has to be a five play “no play” rule for cramps or any injury, except for QB. 

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Just now, Bullneck said:

You can say "fucking" here.

 

BTW, I stood in line at lunch behind a girl with a button on her backpack that said, 'Don't fuck with us.  Don't fuck without us."
 

Autocorrect can’t apparently. 

Bad play call on 2nd and 22. Should have gone over the middle or tuck and run.

Just now, Here’s the deal said:

Surprised Herbstreit hasn’t noticed no Texas player is bothered by cramps.

Why would he? Ausitn is a cesspool

Just now, Anastasis said:

Hey dipshit. How about you compare the number of cramps on the LSU team to Texas. 

Laughable. Fuck ESPN.

I get the feeling the lsu trainers are also going to start cramping up.  They've been doing just as much running as the players.

Just now, Anastasis said:

Hey dipshit. How about you compare the number of cramps on the LSU team to Texas. 

About the same number as aggy vs Clemson......infinity to zero.....weird.

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