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Heismond's 1H stats: 5/14 for 51 yds, 4 carries for 11 yds and a lost fumble. Best in the SEC! SEC! SEC!

 

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1 minute ago, NAVY said:

Take a knee you fucks 

What candi does

First half of my day's wish list is shaping up nicely.

1 minute ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Discuss..

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“But...but...Looch said...”

aggy band about win half time 

Just now, NAVY said:

aggy band about win half time 

I hope Clemson fans like straight lines. 

2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

No lube

Dabo has more class then that.  He'll use lube.  But aggy farts are gonna smell like burning ky for a week.

Someone on Texags named "Trump 2020" just started a thread called "Mond is a choad."  It was gone before I could click on it.  Mods are doing their thing.

2 minutes ago, Texas73 said:

Trevor Lawrence looks like Wiley Wiggins from Dazed and Confused, except he isn't either.

I was thinking more like Valeria from Conan the Barbarian

Just now, ConferenceRoom said:

I hope Clemson fans like straight lines. 

Geometry nerd boners incoming.

2 minutes ago, TriStone said:

First half of my day's wish list is shaping up nicely.

Yeah.  I don't think a UT win + aggy loss combo happened last year.

5 minutes ago, Texas73 said:

Trevor Lawrence looks like Wiley Wiggins from Dazed and Confused, except he isn't either.

Wiley Wiggins with just a pinch of Rocky Dennis.

2 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

I hope Clemson fans like straight lines. 

"Somebody say lines?  What's up??"

-- Johnny Manziel

Just now, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

This thread = bad karma. Hope I’m wrong. #nohindu

It don't make a shit. 

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Spend six days of the week getting delusional and become self-aware on Sat

A more true statement has never been spoken.

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Mond isn't even on Lawrence's Level as a D1 QB

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Bassinagfan
 
 
Hope I'm wrong but the Hype train just left Kellen's house ... and headed for Asstin. 

Way to show up on the big stage....again
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curry97
 
AG
 
 
Who actually thought he was?
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There's 10 NFL QBs not on Lawrence's level.
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romanagg11
 
 
But he loves Cupcakes!
 
 
 
Bankeraggie
 
AG
 
Mond would not start for some high schools the way he's playing right now.
 
 
He doesn't need to be on Lawrence's level. He needs to be on the level of a good Jr starter. He wasn't even that in the 1st half. 
 
 
 
 
sail33or
 
AG
 
He is beat. Look at him on the sideline.

 

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Spend six days of the week getting delusional and become self-aware on Sat

That's no way to go through life

This thread = bad karma. Hope I’m wrong. #nohindu


It don’t make a shit...unless you’re aggy.




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Just now, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Looks like that October dropoff is coming early for aggy this year...

This is the "early setback".

I think it was Herbie who said this morning that A&M could be a "strong playoff contender" if they win three of the five top ten teams they play. 

They'll be lucky to win even one.

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Has aggy run out of time? Stay tuned sports fans! 

Just now, NAVY said:

Has aggy run out of time? Stay tuned sports fans! 

+rep for avatar

Aggy offense led by Heisman candidate Kellen Mond in the first half:

3 points

92 total yards

3.6 yards per pass

2.4 yards per rush

 

1 minute ago, TheBryMan81 said:

Big Bobby Brown is #5

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8 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

Heismond's 1H stats: 5/14 for 51 yds, 4 carries for 11 yds and a lost fumble. Best in the SEC! SEC! SEC!

 

So he hasn’t even thrown his wtf interception yet?  Gonna be a fun second half. 

8 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

“But...but...Looch said...”

It's crazy they fall for his bull shit every single offseason. He is their Chip Brown. Full of shit 100 percent of the time. 

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

This is the "early setback".

Yeah, think they play Bryan High next week. 

12 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Touchdown Clemson

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12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Engage operation mudhole

Saving my likes for the Lousyana game, but well played.

Clemson had 38 offensive plays in the first half despite aggy attempts to slow the game down.  They probably cross the event horizon (45-50 snaps) for Fatball(TM) fatigue during the opening drive of the second half.  Jimbo was draining the clock like he was running Army's offense but still exhausted his own defense.

2 minutes ago, pearlandhorn said:

+rep for avatar

Wife’s ass. Rules. Hook ‘em

3 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Has aggy pushed "next year" back to 2021, yet?

They've scratched out the trophy to read National Champions 21__

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Texag’s gold  

BoydCrowder13

8:51p, 8/31/19 

The SEC has 4-5 really good to great teams. It has 14 teams total. 

Bama
Georgia
LSU
Florida
A&M

Everyone else is very average

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4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

“I honestly don't think it matters who the coach is here. I don't even think Saban could get it done here. We are a mediocre football program. Always have been and always will”

Well, one guy gets it. Probably a troll. 

Just when I think ABC is out of terrible shows to run a promo for, they hit us with another one.

2 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Wife’s ass. Rules. Hook ‘em

Sigh.

My wife's ass won't fit into an avatar.  😥

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

“I honestly don't think it matters who the coach is here. I don't even think Saban could get it done here. We are a mediocre football program. Always have been and always will”

Well, one guy gets it. Probably a troll. 

Finebaum said Jimbo was the best

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