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Congrats to your team.

I'd say more, but they're a bunch of arrogant assholes in the mold of the old Miami Hurricanes.  It's hard to show class to people who don't have any.

P.S. Baton Rouge in 2020 will be the stepping stone that Columbus was in 2005.

1 hour ago, nineliveslost said:

yes we did, but their players are still cunts with the fake injuries. seriously cunts. and they are proud of being cunts because SEC... They act like cunts , they look like cunts and they play cunts ..... 

If you get beat by “cunts” what does that say about you?

Congrats on hiring Herman. :)

If you get beat by “cunts” what does that say about you?
Congrats on hiring Herman. [emoji4]

Eat a dick you fat fuck.
1 hour ago, Snotrocket said:

Fuck LSU.  How many times did Texas fake cramp??  Burrow egging the crowd late in the game.  That running back with the horns down and a no call.  Yeah, fuck them.  Can't wait to kick their ass next year.

 

 

That’ll be a LONGGGG year, loser.

Props to them on the win. Burrow balled but I like him a little less after the prom queen wave. You didn't get 600 calls and texts to your phone from our fans and then come into our house and own us. You survived, looked really good doing it, but you survived. I think now and for the rest of forever, an impartial fan watches this instant classic of a game and recognizes the stain LSUs 93 injury timeouts and helpless PI's put on such an otherwise great slug fest. The loss goes to the coaches. You don't force your young defense to play from behind in a game you had to believe from the jump was going to be a last score wins affair. You take the points, certainly with a guy like Dicker on your side. Jalen green is going to be a stud, he got beat one time tonight, he's just got to learn to use his hands when hes in position and play the ball. Field corner has got to get figured out. RoJo has a future toting the rock if he wants it. I don't hate keyonta. He was in his own head, and as the only healthy scholarship back I understand. I'd have no problem seeing both teams win out and play again in the semis. Horns up, hook em.


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11 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

fuck burrow

 

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I’m sure this will age well. Even Herbstreit had to stop sucking his dick momentarily, to explain he’s really a great guy and there’s no need for that.  Very uncharacteristic. Fuck you bayou aggy. 

Just now, GeorgeTheGreek said:

Awhhh poor baby.

That’s the best you got? I’d figure I’d at least get a tranny joke out of it. 

3 minutes ago, GeorgeTheGreek said:

If you get beat by “cunts” what does that say about you?

Congrats on hiring Herman. :)

Congrats on living in the 49th best state in the Union.

23 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

fuck burrow

 

EuphoricUnluckyHerculesbeetle-size_restr

Missed this at the game.....total BS move. Now I know why the coon asses by me were such cunts. Fuck them and their shitty swamp ass state. Hope he enjoys his annual butt fucking from Bama.

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11 minutes ago, GeorgeTheGreek said:

Awhhh poor baby.

Shouldn't you be out celebrating with all your friends?

Ahhh.  Nevermind.

13 minutes ago, troph said:

That’s the best you got? I’d figure I’d at least get a tranny joke out of it. 

Just remember Bama will finish where we left off. We at least beat our rival. 

31 minutes ago, GeorgeTheGreek said:

If you get beat by “cunts” what does that say about you?

Congrats on hiring Herman. :)

Lol. Poor Ed squeaked by with a team way more talented. But be happy with your Ford Taurus with spinners

As bad as we played, without the SEC refs we still win. Lmao on that roughing call, worst call of the year and probably won’t be topped. Instead of a punt on 4th and 15 they score  

The mouth breathers we’re about to have a seizure until that fake call. 

What are they gonna do when Burrow isn't there next year? Revert back to 1940s run the ball? Their frosh QB's are in deep shit, and same with their DB's. We have ours coming back. 

46 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Usually traveling fans are great and fun to be around. That is not LSU. Holy shit what a bunch of terrible people. 

The LSU fans sitting in my section were a bunch of dicks. I think I heard one of them yelling for the defense to hurt Sam or something like that. Classless fucks!  

52 minutes ago, GeorgeTheGreek said:

That’ll be a LONGGGG year, loser.

Eat a dick malaka.

After last night both schools should stop the DBU talk for a while...

Meh, I offer my congrats. It was a good game.

However I wouldn’t mind playing them again. Between the odd choices Tom made early, not having a RB, and the mystery of how their D managed to cramp whenever we moved the chains. Yeah, I would like a fresh 60 minutes.

11 minutes ago, gecko said:

After last night both schools should stop the DBU talk for a while...

QFT.

Fuck LSU. Fuck their pussy ass menstrual cramps, fuck their somehow both douchey and white trash fans. Go back to the fucking swamp and don't come back.  We'll keep the gumbo.

11 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

better team but fuck their soccer fake injury bullshit. bunch of cunts

Yall are morons for thinking that shit was fake. Their were maybe 3 cramps. There was a knee injury, an ankle injury and one of the guys that had a cramp got his arm rolled on the very next player. Stop with the sad excuses, yall sound like west Virginia in 2011 when we beat their ass. 

no, fuck lsu and i hope horrible things for their team.

 

trash people. trash school.

 

 

 

5 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

no, fuck lsu and i hope horrible things for their team.

 

trash people. trash school.

 

 

 

Written so classfully.

Very legit team it appears.  That offense is gonna wreak havoc in the SEC.  I think it was a little overexposed today by our secondary and playcalling shortcomings, but it's for real.

Yep. We should learn how to have cramps.

15 hours ago, F250 said:

I'll light a candle for a Category 5 to pop a squat on Louisiana very soon.

First, this is one of those times when you should think before you speak. The devastation resulted by any natural disaster is life-changing, more for some than others. I understand your passion, however respect for human life is simply much bigger than any game or sport. 

Second, hats off to Texas. You guys have a great team. Regardless what the media gurus may say, I feel that UT is back. That was a fucking war last night fought by 2 top heavyweights. Both teams made mistakes that could've altered the course of the game. Arguably, both teams were deserving of victory, but we all know that that isn't possible. 

I get the frustration with the injury timeouts, but if you go back and watch the game you will see that they were legit. Two went to the locker room, and the others stayed out longer than 1 play. It may seem like a tactical advantage, but it's not. It just doesnt make any sense to fake injuries using your 3 top defenders from each level; Delpit, S, all american; Divinity, MLB, captain & playcaller; and Lawrence, DT whose presence at the goal line is far more advantageous than stopping the clock. But that's just my opinion, not that it matters. Just wanted to throw that out there. 

Lastly, I had a great weekend in my first ever trip to Austin. The majority of UT fans are a class-act. I apologize on behalf of the Tiger nation if you came across some assholes. Every fanbase has them. Again, great game. Be proud of your horns, they are legit. I'll be rooting for them the rest of the way. Looking forward to next year's matchup. 

Sincerely,

An LSU fan

Burrow was a fucking stud out there last night.  

No other way to put it.

Enough with the Burrow praise. There’s a whole bunch of QB’s who can deliver the ball when there’s no rush to pressure them.

19 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

fuck burrow

 

EuphoricUnluckyHerculesbeetle-size_restr

 

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Burrow was a fucking stud out there last night.  

No other way to put it.

 

Yeah you can, he was a cunt

Not buying LSU to be completely honest. They went up against a freshman QB and an inexperienced defense. Alabama will beat them by at least 14

They're a good but not great team. Good win for them. Other than Bama, I don't see anyone else that can beat them. Would love to meet them in the playoffs if we can manage to get our shit together and actually make it. 

This game came down to the last play. It could have be considered a classic if not for strange LSU tricks like texting our QB prior to the game and dropping like flies on the field. LSU was not like other top 10 teams which have visited us like Ohio State or ND. Both before and after the game, they were weird. They different, no mutual respect.

Still congrats on the win, you barely escaped with.

Long way to go but the CBS updated projected bowl matchups has us playing LSU in the Sugar.

Would be fun to play them again.  Long way to go though.



 

Let's act like Texas didn't shoot burrows jersey with a cannon and the fans weren't throwing shit lol come on🙄

I bet we see them again this year.  And when we do, I bet we stick our dick so far up their ass that Burrow is choking up burnt orange tinted spunk.  Fuck LSU.  

9 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

I bet we see them again this year.  And when we do, I bet we stick our dick so far up their ass that Burrow is choking up burnt orange tinted spunk.  Fuck LSU.  

We need a bunch of menstruating women to teach of defense how to cramp.  

2 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Not buying LSU to be completely honest. They went up against a freshman QB and an inexperienced defense. Alabama will beat them by at least 14

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9 hours ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

This game came down to the last play. It could have be considered a classic if not for strange LSU tricks like texting our QB prior to the game and dropping like flies on the field. LSU was not like other top 10 teams which have visited us like Ohio State or ND. Both before and after the game, they were weird. They different, no mutual respect.

Still congrats on the win, you barely escaped with.

This. Maybe not the last play but the 3rd and 17 was a great play by the LSU QB. He takes the sack, misses the throw etc (which was difficult and on the money) they absolutely lose the game

9 hours ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

This game came down to the last play. It could have be considered a classic if not for strange LSU tricks like texting our QB prior to the game and dropping like flies on the field. LSU was not like other top 10 teams which have visited us like Ohio State or ND. Both before and after the game, they were weird. They different, no mutual respect.

Still congrats on the win, you barely escaped with.

Welcome to playing LSU. We get to deal with that shit every year. They have been doing the fake injury thing since the early Les Miles days. Same with the phone thing, they have to have someone from law enforcement giving those numbers up because they can get any QB they play. 

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