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  • Brain Hanger
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    And WINNERS.    Both on the field and off -- because LSU definitely won this "PR battle"    Geaux Tigers.  

  • Brain Hanger
    Brain Hanger

    Everyone has got original jokes, I see.     Ok, I'll be back to visit this miserable website in about 11 months.  I trust you all will keep sniffing your own farts while I'm away.

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    Player shouldn't be allowed to re-enter game until conclusion of the drive they go down. It'll still happen, but at least it introduces some downside. 

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Cramps not going away

Now they are in the heavy flow stage (of lies and whining).

Making even the teams that beat us bitch and whine about Texas halfway through their next game week. Hell, they'll be talking about us for the rest of the season. Texas is back. Don't let SECSPN tell you any different.

I've never seen anyone whine so much after a fucking win no less. LSU tossing around false accusations after a win to justify their defensive players flopping around all over the fucking place. Come on now. If their players were subjected to scorching hot locker room conditions and were dehydrated why didn't it affect the offensive players who were running tempo and strictly the defensive players? The offensive players weren't dropping to the ground with cramps, ever. Skip Holtz already dispelled LSU's claims as phony, he said he never reached out to anyone in Baton Rogue as the Ogre claimed. Their shit defense allowed a score every second half possession and that's exactly why they were falling to the ground in droves smiling in the process.

Have any reporters asked Ed about this again? Maybe a follow up?

Still a headline story on ESPN today.  

"Orgeron: LSU locker room lacking A/C at Texas"

https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/27581991/orgeron-lsu-locker-room-lacking-c-texas

Freakin' whining from Sugar Bowl vs Jawja and now LSU making fake crys about no a/c to cover up how TEXAS OFFENSE PHYSICALLY WORE THEIR DEFENSE'S ASSES OUT IN THE 2ND HALF...

Yeah, sec is scared about improvement TEXAS is now showing... to quote Cajun Cookie Monster on the TEXAS game, "It was a war out there!"

 

Edited by LTtxfan

The ogre has proven himself a liar and a cheat over and over again. Nothing surprises me for what comes out of his pie hole. 

That asshole is doubling down:
 

Isn’t that the same dude who was telling people to watch Aggy-Clemson instead of our game because Aggy is the premier program in Texas and we were to blame for the Big 12 almost collapsing in 2010? He obviously has an anti-Texas agenda.

It's all coming together.

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Edited by dcbc

LSU liars and cheaters.  And pussy crampers.  Nothing more to see here.

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

LSU liars and cheaters.  And pussy crampers.  Nothing more to see here.

/thread

Apparently Coach O used the AC issue as a pregame motivational speech to the players to get them fired up even more. Wouldn't shock me if that was the plan all along. The fact that he basically said they weren't sure if there was A/C or not tells you all you need to know about it. 

He certainly sounds like he’s backtracking in the “no AC in the locker room” comments. I bet he didn’t think the national media was going to run with that story and he needed to soften up on that angle before he was proven wrong and a liar.

 

that being said- this makes LSU’s strength and conditioning program look like shit. McKnight seems like the real deal.

3 hours ago, Chad said:

I've never seen anyone whine so much after a fucking win no less. LSU tossing around false accusations after a win to justify their defensive players flopping around all over the fucking place. Come on now. If their players were subjected to scorching hot locker room conditions and were dehydrated why didn't it affect the offensive players who were running tempo and strictly the defensive players? The offensive players weren't dropping to the ground with cramps, ever. Skip Holtz already dispelled LSU's claims as phony, he said he never reached out to anyone in Baton Rogue as the Ogre claimed. Their shit defense allowed a score every second half possession and that's exactly why they were falling to the ground in droves smiling in the process.

Not a shit defense.  Just Fatball(TM) in action.  They very predictably collapsed after 50 plays - which was achieved during the 18 play drive of the 3rd Q.  It's pretty obvious they were scared shitless and knew what was coming.  My nephew's Marine unit had an unofficial motto: We run those sorry punks into the ground then kill them when they're tired.

The fact that they're STILL talking about it says Texas left a big impression on them.  This was the most physical team they're going to see until Bama.  Maybe the most physical they will see all season.

Edited by sushihorn

Orgeron is a perfect fit for the $EC. So glad he wasn't considered for Texas. He fits in there just like the LA politicians. Lie, distract, deflect.

12 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

Not a shit defense.  Just Fatball(TM) in action.  They very predictably collapsed after 50 plays - which was achieved during the 18 play drive of the 3rd Q.  It's pretty obvious they were scared shitless and knew what was coming.  My nephew's Marine unit had an unofficial motto: We run those sorry punks into the ground then kill them when they're tired.

The fact that they're STILL talking about it says Texas left a big impression on them.  This was the most physical team they're going to see until Bama.  Maybe the most physical they will see all season.

Watching the OL pancake the fats was awesome.  Watching duv truck delpit was a thing of beauty. 

Sec is supposed to be physical and their D looked gassed and overmatched outside of a few plays where the corner was playing decent coverage. 

9 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Watching the OL pancake the fats was awesome.  Watching duv truck delpit was a thing of beauty. 

Sec is supposed to be physical and their D looked gassed and overmatched outside of a few plays where the corner was playing decent coverage. 

Duv trucking Delpit and then putting Divinity into a daze on the same play was badass.

You can't tell if there was a/c in a closed room when it's been a hundred degrees out for days? That almost sounds like a Will Ferrell bit- "IS THIS ROOM AIR CONDITIONED???" Just ask Jacob Hester, Coach. He broadcast to Baton Rouge there was no a/c.

14 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

You can't tell if there was a/c in a closed room when it's been a hundred degrees out for days? That almost sounds like a Will Ferrell bit- "IS THIS ROOM AIR CONDITIONED???" Just ask Jacob Hester, Coach. He broadcast to Baton Rouge there was no a/c.

The same Jacob Hester who had a Longhorn tattoo on his ass? That guy might harbor a bit of resentment.

What lying POS. Feldman carries O’s water for life after he helped him out on his book, if there was no AC then Bruce would have called it out. He’s never shied away from criticism when we’ve stepped on our dicks.

Edited by Goodman

If this whole thing is a lie, why hasn't our athletic department debunked this bullshit yet? I'm tired of our program being trashed ...wtf??

1 minute ago, immortal13 said:

If this whole thing is a lie, why hasn't our athletic department debunked this bullshit yet? I'm tired of our program being trashed ...wtf??

CDC did just that but it’s not the story the sec media wants. Hate for us sells.

13 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I wouldn't root for aggy against a Hitler Youth team.

Say what you like about the tenets of Hitler Youth, most of them ended up in a real army.

3 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

If this whole thing is a lie, why hasn't our athletic department debunked this bullshit yet?

 

That statement doesn't specifically refute the claims LSU is making ..."the first we've heard..."

 

Did it fucking happen or not? If not, dispel this fucking lsu trash bullshit

Edited by immortal13

If they keep responding to every accusation they're just giving the whole situation oxygen instead of letting it die.

After reading about the voice mails left on Sam's, Herman's, and Yancy's phones, fuck LSU. Fuck their players. Fuck their coaches. Fuck their trailer trash fans. 

Edited by Spider2YBanana

Because no one outside of this message board gives a shit on what Texas has to say about the issue.  It's best to just let this die on it's own which it's doing.

I could have sworn I saw Coach O carrying in a few AC wall units into the visitors locker room. Since he brought his own AC and all.

11 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

After reading about the voice mails left on Sam's, Herman's, and Yancy's phones, fuck LSU. Fuck their players. Fuck their coaches. Fuck their trailer trash fans. 

They have been doing this since telephones became available in Louisiana in the late 90s

https://www.espn.com/college-football/news/story?id=3056398

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14 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Never thought I would get to this point, but I’m pretty sure I’m going to have to root for aggy when they play LSU

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24 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

That statement doesn't specifically refute the claims LSU is making ..."the first we've heard..."

 

Did it fucking happen or not? If not, dispel this fucking lsu trash bullshit

Are you serious? They aren’t parsing words, they are calling bullshit. And that statement came out on 9/9 after Ed O’s presser 

15 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Never thought I would get to this point, but I’m pretty sure I’m going to have to root for aggy when they play LSU

Just watch soccer. Less flopping.

22 minutes ago, Loco said:

They have been doing this since telephones became available in Louisiana in the late 90s

https://www.espn.com/college-football/news/story?id=3056398

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I have no doubt about that. Just reading that they threaten someone's family and kids just fucking enraged me. I already lost hope for the human race, and it just confirmed it for me. All over a game. Jesus Christ.

15 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Are you serious? They aren’t parsing words, they are calling bullshit. And that statement came out on 9/9 after Ed O’s presser 

Not really bro

13 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

So sports by Brooks bullshit needs to die

Fify

44 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

That statement doesn't specifically refute the claims LSU is making ..."the first we've heard..."

 

Did it fucking happen or not? If not, dispel this fucking lsu trash bullshit

I'm thinking that they are getting indisputable evidence, i.e. computer records of the temps etc together so when they do refute it, it will be like a nuke going off leaving no doubt.

At least that's what I would do...

27 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

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No shit, root for meteor instead.

I never understood the need to teabag the passed out LSU fan. I totally get it now.

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

LSU liars and cheaters.  And pussy crampers.  Nothing more to see here.

And WINNERS. 

 

Both on the field and off -- because LSU definitely won this "PR battle"

  

Geaux Tigers.  

9 minutes ago, Brain Hanger said:

And WINNERS. 

 

Both on the field and off -- because LSU definitely won this "PR battle"

  

Geaux Tigers.  

They're LOSERS in life.  From their backward, corrupt state to that pathetic excuse for a school to their shithead "fans" and lying coach to the losers making death threats against women and children.  Congrats on getting one over on people better than you but of course that's pretty much everyone.

14 minutes ago, Brain Hanger said:

And WINNERS. 

 

Both on the field and off -- because LSU definitely won this "PR battle"

  

Geaux Tigers.  

Off the field? Sure, if you ignore the whole “education” thing that’s the ostensible reason for a university’s existence.

16 minutes ago, Brain Hanger said:

And WINNERS. 

 

Both on the field and off

Off? Is that why your state is at the bottom of all of the important metrics? Ha. Crooked retards.

Everyone has got original jokes, I see.  

 

Ok, I'll be back to visit this miserable website in about 11 months.  I trust you all will keep sniffing your own farts while I'm away.

Is that what you've been doing since the last beatdown we put on y'all?

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