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This recent corndog invasion stench has overpowered the usual atmosphere.

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  • Brain Hanger
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    And WINNERS.    Both on the field and off -- because LSU definitely won this "PR battle"    Geaux Tigers.  

  • Brain Hanger
    Brain Hanger

    Everyone has got original jokes, I see.     Ok, I'll be back to visit this miserable website in about 11 months.  I trust you all will keep sniffing your own farts while I'm away.

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    Player shouldn't be allowed to re-enter game until conclusion of the drive they go down. It'll still happen, but at least it introduces some downside. 

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10 minutes ago, Brain Hanger said:

Everyone has got original jokes, I see.  

 

Ok, I'll be back to visit this miserable website in about 11 months.  I trust you all will keep sniffing your own farts while I'm away.

The fact that you can't tell the difference between "jokes" and reality says it all about LSU.

3 minutes ago, Brain Hanger said:

Everyone has got original jokes, I see.  

 

Ok, I'll be back to visit this miserable website in about 11 months.  I trust you all will keep sniffing your own farts while I'm away.

I trust that you'll be gobbling dicks by the truckload until then.

10 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

"has got"

LSU education.

Obviously, an English major at LSU. The common Louisiana white trash vernacular is "dun got."

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A Fletcher's, a wax cup beer, and an ass-whipping of the toothless hordes from Norman might be the only way to get past all of this soccer flopping unpleasantness.

 

 

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55 minutes ago, Brain Hanger said:

Ok, I'll be back to visit this miserable website in about 11 months. 

not if you die first

:(

24 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

"has got"

LSU education.

past present tense of "has been gotten"

1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

NSIAP

 

yeah but did we remove the red M&M's...

1 hour ago, Brain Hanger said:

Ok, I'll be back to visit this miserable website in about 11 months.  I trust you all will keep sniffing your own farts while I'm away.

Good luck against Tottenham.

1 hour ago, Brain Hanger said:

Everyone has got original jokes, I see.  

 

Ok, I'll be back to visit this miserable website in about 11 months.  I trust you all will keep sniffing your own farts while I'm away.

Did you pull your pussy muscles writing that like your defensive players?

29 minutes ago, utee94 said:

A Fletcher's, a wax cup beer, and an ass-whipping of the toothless hordes from Norman might be the only way to get past all of this soccer flopping unpleasantness.

 

 

That's the recipe to cure a whole lot of what ills.

All I heard before Saturday was that this is the best lsu team since they won the MNC. We physically kicked the shit out of them, their all world DL were facefucked all night. The difference was  TO having another night to forget, Coach thinking he could not trust running power in short yardage in that 1Q and Sam's slow start.

1 hour ago, Brain Hanger said:

Ok, I'll be back to visit this miserable website in about 11 months.  I trust you all will keep sniffing your own farts while I'm away.

Where will you be in the meantime? An Alabama board?

1 hour ago, Brain Hanger said:

Everyone has got original jokes, I see.  

 

Ok, I'll be back to visit this miserable website in about 11 months.  I trust you all will keep sniffing your own farts while I'm away.

Based on the neg-rep built up in your last two points, you might be back in 11 months but Brian Hanger won't.

2 hours ago, Brain Hanger said:

Everyone has got original jokes, I see.  

 

Ok, I'll be back to visit this miserable website in about 11 months.  I trust you all will keep sniffing your own farts while I'm away.

Poor SEC Defense. Can’t stay on the field with the lowly Big 12. 

Dont worry, Karma handles cheaters. LSU is going to fall apart at some point. 

7 hours ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Cramps not going away

Until a few plays roll by and someone else can sit down and stop the game next...

3 hours ago, Brain Hanger said:

And WINNERS. 

 

Both on the field and off -- because LSU definitely won this "PR battle"

  

Geaux Tigers.  

Yeah. But why? Why not just win the game and move on? Yeah smearing people in the press in this time of social media is pretty easy. Make up smears, and launch a whispering campaign and put the other side on the defensive. But why? LSU is not running for office against Texas.

It is upsetting to me because one of my good friends is a LSU grad and I always got along really well with the LSU baseball fans and had a good time with LSU fans online but I guess we cannot have good things. You have to make this personal and infantile. Very frustrating and I am sorry to see it.

These fuckers are such shit talkers. I haven’t ever seen anything like it. 

They are the South’s version of Ohio State without the titles.

10 minutes ago, Nivek said:

They are the South’s version of Ohio State without the titles.

Partially concealed by the fact that couches just don't burn properly with the full saturation of 100% humidity.

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

It is upsetting to me because one of my good friends is a LSU grad and I always got along really well with the LSU baseball fans and had a good time with LSU fans online but I guess we cannot have good things. You have to make this personal and infantile. Very frustrating and I am sorry to see it.

You're talking about a fanbase that prides themselves in using the phrase "STTDB", which sounds like something middle schoolers would say anywhere else in the country.

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Spoke to my friend who is an equipment manager for us this year. He told me today that he personally rolled 200 towels and put them in the visitor's locker room and had to pick them up after the game. Both times he went into the visitor's locker room, the A/C was on and the room was cool. I trust this guy with my life, so that alone convinced me about the Ogre's lies.

Orgeron is a perfect fit for the $EC. So glad he wasn't considered for Texas. He fits in there just like the LA politicians. Lie, distract, deflect.

Or said another way, both he and Herman could have the job at LSU, only one of the would even be considered at UT.

SEC sounds like a pretty shitty conference. I saw one game a while back where cramping was not needed because of the officials blatantly protecting the higher ranked team. This LSU game showed us exactly what a different world it is. Cramping to victory yay!

I'm guessing they already had come up with the excuse for if they lost, then just decided to toss it out there as a distraction from the soccer flopping.

They wanted to play dirty and lie, she just opened up a can of "you racist" on their ass. Nice. You have to fight back against these classless turds or they walk all over you.

5 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Now I want to learn Spanish

Putas, cerveza, dinero, chinga tu madre, 

$9.95 plz.

20 minutes ago, Zavala said:

They wanted to play dirty and lie, she just opened up a can of "you racist" on their ass. Nice. You have to fight back against these classless turds or they walk all over you.

You guys just don’t understand. It’s okay to lie and shout racist crap in the SEC, because it just means more.

11 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Putas, cerveza, dinero, chinga tu madre, 

$9.95 plz.

Hmmm, see you made it to Acuna.

What an absolute garbage fanbase.  I never thought anyone could be worse than ohio state fans, but here's loosiana lowering the bar.

Just keeps getting more and more bizarre and pathetic 

Just now, Fondren & Main said:

Damn dude making me want to root for aggy against these clowns...

Yeah, well don't.  Aggy is right there behind them in all this giving a standing ovation.

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