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1 hour ago, Cajun said:

What I'd give to see that commercial.

 

She was a struggling coach's college sweeheart.  She worked odd jobs to wire her husband money for rent during the first decade of his college coaching career.  Over 20 years and 9 job changes for her husband she was the rock that held a family together.   Prior to Texas hosting LSU in a 2019 football game, LSU fans doxxed the cell numbers of the entire Longhorn Football program, including all the coaches and players.  Michelle, her sister, and extended family received hundreds of racist and homophobic voicemails and text messages. So Michelle played a few of them and posted the video and audio to twitter.

"Since I decided to embarrass the subhuman excuse for humanity in Red Stick, I guess my family will be getting more racist phone calls from LSU fans. It’s all good though. Ok, cool. Hook'em."

Michelle Tatarakis Herman.  She's a Longhorn Legend.

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    And WINNERS.    Both on the field and off -- because LSU definitely won this "PR battle"    Geaux Tigers.  

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    Everyone has got original jokes, I see.     Ok, I'll be back to visit this miserable website in about 11 months.  I trust you all will keep sniffing your own farts while I'm away.

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    Player shouldn't be allowed to re-enter game until conclusion of the drive they go down. It'll still happen, but at least it introduces some downside. 

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1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

 

She was a struggling coach's college sweeheart.  She worked odd jobs to wire her husband money for rent during the first decade of his college coaching career.  Over 20 years and 9 job changes for her husband she was the rock that held a family together.   Prior to Texas hosting LSU in a 2019 football game, LSU fans doxxed the cell numbers of the entire Longhorn Football program, including all the coaches and players.  Michelle, her sister, and extended family received hundreds of racist and homophobic voicemails and text messages. So Michelle played a few of them and posted the video and audio to twitter.

"Since I decided to embarrass the subhuman excuse for humanity in Red Stick, I guess my family will be getting more racist phone calls from LSU fans. It’s all good though. Ok, cool. Hook'em."

Michelle Tatarakis Herman.  She's a Longhorn Legend.

Well sure.  

But, how's her chocolate chip cookie game?

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so in this thread, we have hard evidence as well as actual proof that:

1) lsu won the game fair and square, which literally no one is disputing anywhere 

2) lsu fans are guilty and proud of racist/homophobic harassment of Texas coaches, players, and their families

3) lsu defensive players are some combination of horribly ill-conditioned, scared and stressed out, and outright fakers

4) lsu's coach is a lying piece of shit

i think we're done here 🤘

4 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

What's the Venn Diagram of LSU Fan and New Orleans Saints Fan turning a playoff loss into multiple federal cases telling Texas to move on?

Do you still call it a Venn Diagram if you only need one circle?

Perusing the cesspool of Twitter comments, I have seen an LSU fan say that Coach Ogre never said he contacted the LT coaches. It's from the quote from his Monday presser that started this whole bull shit! I then saw another fan say that he never heard anything about the LSU fans doxing our players and coaches and said it was just UT fans starting rumours. These inbred swamp fucks are on a world class level of fuckin delusion.

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Has Surly mobilized against the racist Robert McDuff yet?

17 hours ago, immortal13 said:

God I hope we get these cunts in a bowl game

We would kick their fucking asses. Tom’s teams start season slow, but by bowl season we’ll be humming, on offense anyway. Please baby jesus, give us those inbred tigers one more time this season. 

2 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:


I don’t want to waste my time on that site. LSU is trash, their fans are trash, their players are pussies and their coaches are liars. Fuck em all.

We knew LSU fans were white trash before the games were scheduled, we confirmed the LSU fans and their athletics department administrators were white trash over the past few days, and all that is left is for us to be reminded in the future is that LSU fans and administrators are pure white trash.

It was our own mistake for scheduling a series with those idiots.

You have to wonder what their dipshit team said to our crowd to get their beer thrown at them.  It must have been pretty bad.  Bayou aggy gonna bayou aggy.

I hate to say it - but you guys deserve the loss after you cut the air condition in the LSU locker room. That is a low class move and should be met with (NCAA) punishment (I say this as someone who can't stand LSU - an Alabana fan). 
The LSU players were extremely dehydrated in the 2nd half, why? Because they had an extra 20 minutes of sweating in the locker room. They couldn't replenish. Denying this obvious factor is childish in my opinion. It was a great game, the Horns played hard and almost pulled off the unthinkable.
But with that said, it was very clear that the LSU players were suffering, and the AC issue could be why. [emoji482]

How's Alabana doing baw?

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35 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

It was our own mistake for scheduling a series with those idiots.

Bingo and it's not a coincidence that the series was scheduled while Patterson and Chuckles were running things.

11 minutes ago, JoeBurrell4538 said:

I hate to say it - but you guys deserve the loss after you cut the air condition in the LSU locker room. That is a low class move and should be met with (NCAA) punishment (I say this as someone who can't stand LSU - an Alabana fan). 

The LSU players were extremely dehydrated in the 2nd half, why? Because they had an extra 20 minutes of sweating in the locker room. They couldn't replenish. Denying this obvious factor is childish in my opinion. It was a great game, the Horns played hard and almost pulled off the unthinkable.

But with that said, it was very clear that the LSU players were suffering, and the AC issue could be why. 🍻

The a/c wasn't cut to the LSU locker room. Your white trash head coach lied to the media and to the general public. It was a complete and utter fabrication. Everyone on both sides of the matter would welcome an investigation by the NCAA, the FBI, and any other credible investigative entity.

Other than white trash Orgeron's statement, there is not a single bit of corroborating evidence indicating the visitor's locker room a/c was not cooling the air to at least 74 degrees at any time during the game or after. You can believe the UT AD falsified state records and presented fraudulent data, but it just isn't so.

Brian Davis, for one member of the media, filed an open records request, asking for sensor data indicating the temperatures in the visitor's locker room last Saturday night. The data released pursuant to that request indicated the a/c was working perfectly well and temps never rose above 74 degrees. No one inside the UT administration or athletics department committed a felony by releasing fraudulent data pursuant to the open records request.

Ed Orgeron is a white trash piece of human filth who lied to the media and to the public. Live with that. It is what it is.

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7 minutes ago, JoeBurrell4538 said:

I hate to say it - but you guys deserve the loss after you cut the air condition in the LSU locker room. That is a low class move and should be met with (NCAA) punishment (I say this as someone who can't stand LSU - an Alabana fan). 

The LSU players were extremely dehydrated in the 2nd half, why? Because they had an extra 20 minutes of sweating in the locker room. They couldn't replenish. Denying this obvious factor is childish in my opinion. It was a great game, the Horns played hard and almost pulled off the unthinkable.

But with that said, it was very clear that the LSU players were suffering, and the AC issue could be why. 🍻

I don't think italics and bold font works how you think it does.

4 minutes ago, JoeBurrell4538 said:

Woah - I said I hated LSU too. Coach O is not my coach!

But I don't believe Ed is a liar.

There is no reason for him to lie about that. 

Reason or not, he lied.

He fabricated the conversation with an individual from Louisiana Tech, and he outright lied about not having a/c in the locker room last Saturday. He is an outright liar. The only other plausible explanation is that individuals inside the UT athletics administration have committed serious felonies by releasing falsified state records in response to an open records act request.

Orgeron's reasons for lying are known only to him at this time.

Maybe you should reach out to him and ask why he lied about this.

Feel free to report back to us, if you believe his response not to be yet another lie.

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Woah - I said I hated LSU too. Coach O is not my coach!

But I don't believe Ed is a liar.

There is no reason for him to lie about that. 

Uh, there's documentary evidence that he did in fact lie about it so you can kindly go fuck yourself.

 

You guys all know you're responding to a sock, right? His avatar is a picture of Figarelli for fucks sake....

4 minutes ago, JoeBurrell4538 said:

I don't know what Sock or Figanellu means. Link?

Image result for masturbation sock

I hate to say it - but you guys deserve the loss after you cut the air condition in the LSU locker room. That is a low class move and should be met with (NCAA) punishment (I say this as someone who can't stand LSU - an Alabana fan). 
The LSU players were extremely dehydrated in the 2nd half, why? Because they had an extra 20 minutes of sweating in the locker room. They couldn't replenish. Denying this obvious factor is childish in my opinion. It was a great game, the Horns played hard and almost pulled off the unthinkable.
But with that said, it was very clear that the LSU players were suffering, and the AC issue could be why. [emoji482]

Let’s not let facts get in the way your trolling. Good luck.

I’d prefer UT provides proof of climate control, and of calls to players/coaches, to our local media and have them be the megaphone and demand LSU respond, and go after media that ran with the misinformation. 

I mean, one guy reported the death threats to the McKnight family and nobody else seemed to care enough to spend time on it. 

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I don't think LSU or Orgeron understands what's happening with this story, after he opened his big, lying mouth. It's not as simple as "walking it back" or sticking to his guns. He committed textbook defamation and it was published and received by every news outlet covering the sport and looking for a story. 

A) Texas takes its brand very seriously

B) Texas is proud of its blue blood, public ivy reputation and will work to defend that position

C) There's pre-existing bad blood with LSU and Orgeron aggressively using their resources and reach to prevent camps involving UT from occuring in-state

D) They're actively buying recruits in Texas

E) They fucking tampered with Michael Williams while he was attending UT

So, this is an exposed flank. Texas is fucking pissed about the cramping shit and they're pissed about the negative brand impact from the A/C story. I won't be surprised if they continue to work on this situation irrespective of the hue and cry over them doing so from the same outlets and opposing fans that hung the program in public over the last 3 days. I fucking hope they sue the guy directly for defamation. Yeah, people would laugh and such, but watching that piece of shit squirm and whine in his foreign language would be greatness.

20 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Someone else review. 

I really trust Davis and his spreadsheet analysis.   Color me jaded after that fiasco with Patterson's blended ticket price increase. 

5 hours ago, stork642 said:

The “anxiety/cramp” Delit experienced was caused by Duvernay running over him.  

Dude got trucked multiple times.

Lmao at the difference between how superior their D players thought they were compared to what's here on the 40 Acres.

They might wanna back away from reading their own press clippings just a smidge.

8 minutes ago, JoeBurrell4538 said:

What does that mean?

You should fuck off.

6 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Someone else review. 

I really trust Davis and his spreadsheet analysis.   Color me jaded after that fiasco with Patterson's blended ticket price increase. 

It's from a building management system, everything from the chiller loop to the air handlers are monitored so it's pretty difficult to refute, especially logging on 15-minute intervals.  

Go call Siemens and tell us what they have to say.

27 minutes ago, JoeBurrell4538 said:

 

My understanding of the situation:

 

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Yeah, Texas takes its brand pretty damn seriously.  You can emphasize that statement, over and over and over.   And then some more.  

We sent three lawyers after a Vietnamese lady in south Austin because of an issue with a pastry. 

One can only imagine what the plans may be with the crap that Orgeron spouted out.  I hope they get really nasty with this deal.  Because it was and is unbridled bullshit. 

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Here's the thing that I'm sure CDC is learning: people love to pile on Texas, especially when we are good. 

We completely ignore the allegation and the entire world would say we have something to hide.  We address it publicly and in a timely manner and the entire world says we are fabricating it and/or obsessing over it.

There's nothing we can do that will win over the general college football community, so we might as well act in our best interests at all time.  The goal should be to discourage future coaches from acting like Farmer Fran.  We need flex to our muscles and burn that motherfucker down.

People will whine and say we are entitled and blah blah blah.  Fuck 'em.  

so...when orgeron decided to pick a useless fight after the game, he glibly sicced his trusty three-legged nutria not realizing that texas already had a demogorgon sitting in the shadows of the ring. i was all, fuck it, meh, whatevs, don't care anymore, but now i'm gonna sit back and enjoy this public face fucking of orgeron and lsu. cheers

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Throughout this entire thread the Randy Newman album Good Old Boys keeps playing in my head.  

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I am sure CDC's first inclination was to roll his eyes and ignore the whole thing, but when it didn't go away and Orgeron doubled down on his claims Monday, he began to realize he was going to have to do some damage control. I expect CDC will get the last word in, and Tom Herman won't mind the public humiliation heading Orgeron's way.

 

I'll be honest with you.  A week ago I thought that no matter what happened, the LSU/Texas rivalry would be a relatively healthy one.  I thought it would be close game where both sides would end up respecting the other and the whole fan interaction would be heated and competitive but not petulant. 

Oh well.  Fuck it.  Need to just beat those fuckers.

Easier to be entitled when your team wins.

Can someone with the skills paste an Orgeron head over a crawfish (because it's clear he is about to have to crawfish away from his prior lack of AC stance)?   

 

 

 

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Long game.

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It would be a shame if someone filed a FOIA request for all phone call records between LSU staff and LaTech staff between Aug 31 and Sep 12. We know there was no phone call before the game. I'm sure there was a call afterwards telling LaTech to keep their mouth shut if they want to keep getting money in Louisiana.

He’s to LSU as RC was to A&M and Barry was to OU.  What a gaggle of gormless cunts they all are.  I hope Farmer fucking Fran gets hit by a bus and then gets dick AIDS.  Fucking piece of SHIT!

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53 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Yeah, Texas takes its brand pretty damn seriously.  You can emphasize that statement, over and over and over.   And then some more.  

We sent three lawyers after a Vietnamese lady in south Austin because of an issue with a pastry. 

One can only imagine what the plans may be with the crap that Orgeron spouted out.  I hope they get really nasty with this deal.  Because it was and is unbridled bullshit. 

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I could eat two of those right now.

Well, LSU did have their own secsec refs here for the game....and we will have B12 refs next year...oh wait, never mind.

10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

siap

Ed Orgeron, taking suggestions from white trash how they can act even more publicly as white trash.

Next year's game is going to be epic.

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