September 13, 20196 yr The lies are not unfucked. The hate for Texas is real. It is based on envy, and is thus found mainly in US. People in general are stupid and ignorant, and all too willing to accept the lies. For me, this sort of thing is best summed up in the old joke: Never ask a man if he's Texan. If he is, he'll tell you, soon enough. If he ain't, you'll just embarrass the poor son of a bitch.
September 13, 20196 yr I hate twitter but someone should be circulating that temperature data. LSU and Ed O daily.
September 13, 20196 yr Someone should send that data to advocate and and when they'll publish a correction
September 13, 20196 yr 6 hours ago, formermav43 said: Wishful thinking. We have 2 of the best corners in the country, and we can get plenty of pressure with our down linemen. We kept Burrow in check a year ago. They do look better this year, but I like our chances. The question as always, is which Franks is going to show up.
September 13, 20196 yr 7 minutes ago, TXSG8R said: We have 2 of the best corners in the country, and we can get plenty of pressure with our down linemen. We kept Burrow in check a year ago. They do look better this year, but I like our chances. The question as always, is which Franks is going to show up. Their offense this year definitely doesn't look much like their offense last year. But the more tape you have, the better. The Texas defense allowed a lot more than I think last year's defense would have. I suggest having your defense take at least 13 dives, those Tigers really seem to appreciate a good flop and I'm certain they will applaud you.
September 13, 20196 yr Popular Post I hope Texas posts the visiting locker room temperature on the Godzillatron every home game for the rest of the season.
September 13, 20196 yr 7 minutes ago, Eastwood said: I hope Texas posts the visiting locker room temperature on the Godzillatron every home game for the rest of the season. Nobody believes such sorcery exists.
September 13, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, Zavala said: Because unfucking the lie took this long. Also because some LSU boofers called Herman's wife a beaner over the phone. Can't wait to watch Dan Mullen and the boys shit down these mother fuckers throats. Said boofers are probably still in denial that it took a lot of Texans to organize work crews to travel over to the NOLA area to rebuild the place after Katrina, since so many of the locals would not do it because they were given free section 8 housing in Texas. At least the Cajun Navy guys have a clue, though.
September 13, 20196 yr Scott Fisher: Here’s your visiting locker room weather report. It’s a cool 72 degrees. Hook ‘emmmmmmmmmmmm Horns!
September 13, 20196 yr USA Today has picked up the story. I hope this doesn't overshadow LSU's victory. https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2019/09/13/lsu-texas-air-conditioning-feud-longhorns-release-temperature-data/2309143001/
September 13, 20196 yr 3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said: Scott Fisher: Here’s your visiting locker room weather report. It’s a cool 72 degrees. Hook ‘emmmmmmmmmmmm Horns! Herman mentioned that a lot of us around here are suffering from PTSD.........you just triggered mine.
September 13, 20196 yr 2 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said: USA Today has picked up the story. I hope this doesn't overshadow LSU's victory. https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2019/09/13/lsu-texas-air-conditioning-feud-longhorns-release-temperature-data/2309143001/ That article sure left out O’s original lies. Soft peddled that asshole.
September 13, 20196 yr 6 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said: USA Today has picked up the story. I hope this doesn't overshadow LSU's victory. https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2019/09/13/lsu-texas-air-conditioning-feud-longhorns-release-temperature-data/2309143001/ Outside of complete slack-jawed yokel denial that such technology exists, I still think their next lie will center on the miraculous cooling capabilities of the mysterious "blower fans" that LSU did not actually bring, after the fake discussion with Louisiana Tech that did not actually occur. They will claim THAT as the reason that the Texas data measured cool temperatures in their locker room, and they will once again express fake sympathy for the fake story of their Louisiana Tech brethren who "didn't even have air." Edited September 13, 20196 yr by utee94
September 13, 20196 yr Popular Post 8 hours ago, markstanco said: Understood. But the question still stands. Thank God you showed up to splash cold water on this thread for the rest of us. Your level-headed, objective thinking has settled this thread. You’re always above the fray, objective, insightful and intelligent. A true asset to this board. We cannot wait for your next drive-by, totally objective, non-obtuse question on a thread somewhere in which the rest of us are entertaining ourselves without you fucking ramming your weak shit into the middle of it.
September 13, 20196 yr Author At least it makes sense now why LSU named their mascot Jussie the Tiger. Edited September 13, 20196 yr by clapclapclap Jussie and the Pussycats
September 13, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, Captainant said: Someone should send that data to advocate and and when they'll publish a correction The data alone isn't convincing to many. An explanation of how the system works as provided by JBJ in his comments in this thread along with the data illustrates why it isn't feasible to cut the air to that locker room alone. Not that it will happen though nor will it make one bit of difference to the knuckle draggers. Edited September 13, 20196 yr by sith_horn
September 13, 20196 yr The problem is that the A/C story has pushed the Thirteen Flopping Pussies story off the front pages. We need to make that Fourteen instead of Thirteen, change the narrative issue from "cheating" to "endangering players" and let the Tagapologists argue about the actual number and whether HC EdO knowingly sent them out to play when they were in such precarious health.
September 13, 20196 yr Anyone that has ever been in a long term relationship knows how this is going to play out: LSU: blatant lie/exaggeration. Texas: gathers data to refute lie. LSU: OMG, you're obsessed with this. Can't you just let it go? So you’re saying LSU really is a bitch?
September 13, 20196 yr 3 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said: So you’re saying LSU really is a bitch? You've spelt "cunt" incorrectly.
September 13, 20196 yr 6 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said: So you’re saying LSU really is a bitch? I dunno, maybe, but the culprit now is the national fucking ESPN type media, dipshit losers who have nothing better to talk about. THEY won't let it go. Which is proof that sportswriters/casters rank below cockfighters on the greasy loser scale. Ed Mouthfullodicks didn't exactly distinguish himself with that shit, but it's the fucking media who are DESPERATE for keeping this shit flying. I can't tell if LSU is continuing to be sandy-v about this or if the media is just being their fuckstick selves. Proally a little of both, but my point here is it's the media now which is obsessed with this idiocy.
September 13, 20196 yr 4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said: Cool cow “Bulldogs’ game against Texas”? Well researched article I see. the problem is that we’re seen as “petty” for defending our reputation. Fuck Orgeron for starting this shit. His shitty-ass training staff is responsible for those cramps, not Texas. Don’t blame someone else because you weren’t prepared.
September 13, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, Billy Pilgrim said: “Bulldogs’ game against Texas”? Well researched article I see. the problem is that we’re seen as “petty” for defending our reputation. Fuck Orgeron for starting this shit. His shitty-ass training staff is responsible for those cramps, not Texas. Don’t blame someone else because you weren’t prepared. Quote "...Louisiana Tech that the opponents’ locker room at Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium had not been air-conditioned during the Bulldogs’ game against Texas the previous Saturday." Did you learn to read at LSU?
September 13, 20196 yr 2 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said: His shitty-ass training staff is responsible for those cramps, not Texas. lol, no. the person responsible for those cramps was the person directing the strategic decisions, not the training staff.
September 13, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Eastwood said: I hope Texas posts the visiting locker room temperature on the Godzillatron every home game for the rest of the season. I hope it becomes like the Slippery Rock scores. A light-hearted tradition (not the culty kind, I'm looking at you aggy).
September 13, 20196 yr 2 minutes ago, Not a cat said: I hope it becomes like the Slippery Rock scores. A light-hearted tradition (not the culty kind, I'm looking at you aggy). Well, the Visitors' Locker Room Temperature (LRT) announcements, at least prior to kickoff plus once per quarter, as well as the PCC from our game and/or LSu's game - PCC being Pussy Cramp Count. Keep stats for correlation studies.
September 13, 20196 yr It would be brilliant for an Austin area HVAC company to sponsor the posting of the temp inside the visiting team's locker room during games. And, for that matter, send it out in real time on the web. "It's 10:15 and OU Sux!" "But what's the temperature in the visitor's locker room?"
September 13, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said: USA Today has picked up the story. I hope this doesn't overshadow LSU's victory. https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2019/09/13/lsu-texas-air-conditioning-feud-longhorns-release-temperature-data/2309143001/ First comment on that story: Quote Wayne Jones Some folks act as though spreadsheets can't be manipulated. LOL!!! Yes Wayne, believe the guy who leaves behind a trail of violations at every school he works at, but that spreadsheet is definitely fake!!
September 13, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, TXSG8R said: We have 2 of the best corners in the country, and we can get plenty of pressure with our down linemen. We kept Burrow in check a year ago. They do look better this year, but I like our chances. The question as always, is which Franks is going to show up. Mullen is at worst the 2nd best coach in that conference and I like your team, but Franks is ass my dude. Good luck.
September 13, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, po elvis said: cut away to guy in the locker room with a parka on and a digital thermometer. This visitor locker room temperature reading is brought to you by Stan's Heating and Air.
September 13, 20196 yr I wouldn’t be surprised if this juvenile crap LSU pulled affects their future home and home schedules with other schools. Who wants to deal with dumb shit like this.
September 13, 20196 yr "It's 58 here in the visitor locker room with a forecasted high of 62. And Hook eeeeeeeeemmmmmm Hoooorrrnnnnsss!!!!"
September 13, 20196 yr 20 minutes ago, po elvis said: cut away to guy in the locker room with a parka on and a digital thermometer. Be like The Weather Channel's Guy On Beach reporting during a hurricane- squinting into the camera, finger in one ear, speaking at shout level, some random dude in a bear costume dancing behind him...
September 13, 20196 yr 25 minutes ago, OU Sucks said: First comment on that story: Yes Wayne, believe the guy who leaves behind a trail of violations at every school he works at, but that spreadsheet is definitely fake!! Not to mention the LaTec AD & head coach both basically called Orgeron a bald-faced liar.
September 13, 20196 yr Just now, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said: Be like The Weather Channel's Guy On Beach reporting during a hurricane- squinting into the camera, finger in one ear, speaking at shout level, some random dude in a bear costume dancing behind him... Make it pedobear
September 13, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Tex Long said: The problem is that the A/C story has pushed the Thirteen Flopping Pussies story off the front pages. Just as Coach O intended. 10 minutes ago, Eggo said: "It's 58 here in the visitor locker room with a forecasted high of 62. And Hook eeeeeeeeemmmmmm Hoooorrrnnnnsss!!!!" I would be in favor of bringing Scott Fisher back one time just to do this. Would be hilarious.
September 13, 20196 yr 38 minutes ago, po elvis said: cut away to guy in the locker room with a parka on and a digital thermometer. better yet, cut away to guy in Texas locker room with parka and then cut away to the visiting locker room with a guy in swim trunks and a hand held fan blowing his face.
September 13, 20196 yr and have the guy in the locker room in front of a table full of popeye's chicken sandwiches.
September 13, 20196 yr Now I'm going to be disappointed if nobody puts together a Michelle Herman Longhorn Legend vid or an HVAC ad for the visitor locker room Edited September 13, 20196 yr by Bevo14
September 13, 20196 yr 23 minutes ago, Armybrat said: Not to mention the LaTec AD & head coach both basically called Orgeron a bald-faced liar. Yep. EdO claims that he himself "called LaTech". He for damn sure didn't call anyone but the AD or the head coach.
September 13, 20196 yr Yep. EdO claims that he himself "called LaTech". He for damn sure didn't call anyone but the AD or the head coach.Who would have thought Florida would have the high ground in the sec on how to handle such things.
September 13, 20196 yr What is Les Nesman doing these days? Great to have him report from the locker room at the end of the first quarter of each game.
September 13, 20196 yr Maybe he thought he dialed LaTech bit his fatass fingers actually dialed a dumpy ass bait shop. Orgeron:"garble garble Ehh conditchenn?" Bait shop owner: "Naw, we ain't got no eggs or kitchen. We got woorms.
September 13, 20196 yr 56 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said: 2 hours ago, Tex Long said: The problem is that the A/C story has pushed the Thirteen Flopping Pussies story off the front pages. Just as Coach O intended. Kinda doubt Sling Blade's got that much sense. Prolly came from that AD they poached from Collie Station.
September 13, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, texaslong said: I wouldn’t be surprised if this juvenile crap LSU pulled affects their future home and home schedules with other schools. Who wants to deal with dumb shit like this. They'll just schedule more cream puff home games. But I think Texas likes to recruit Louisiana, so you'll probably see this series again next decade I'm guessing.
September 13, 20196 yr An amusing sidenote, LSU seems to have a pretty similar physical plant to UT. Even if their HVAC control is a couple decades behind ours, I am reasonably sure they could generate the same or similar data. https://www.lsu.edu/fs/departments/energy-services/utility-costs.php
September 13, 20196 yr 3 minutes ago, Tex Long said: Would you be available to play in Marfa sometime this fall? Sorry, they're not allowed south of I-10.
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