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LA is a fucking shithole.  I'm so fucking happy that my kid isn't stuck there anymore.  

 

Not as happy as he and his wife are TBH.

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  • Brain Hanger
    Brain Hanger

    And WINNERS.    Both on the field and off -- because LSU definitely won this "PR battle"    Geaux Tigers.  

  • Brain Hanger
    Brain Hanger

    Everyone has got original jokes, I see.     Ok, I'll be back to visit this miserable website in about 11 months.  I trust you all will keep sniffing your own farts while I'm away.

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    TommyGufano

    Player shouldn't be allowed to re-enter game until conclusion of the drive they go down. It'll still happen, but at least it introduces some downside. 

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18 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

When my brother moved back to Austin in 1989 after 10 years in Alexandria, his most telling comment was, “Those people never heard of the Emancipation Proclamation “.

Scary  thing is, for that part of that shithole state,  Alex is downright cosmopolitan , relatively speaking 

46 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Also, the University is his fucking employer (directly or indirectly). I guess he doesn't didn't like his job. 

Looks like he has a master's degree from lsu.  Is that like a 9th or 10th grade education in most other states?  

4 hours ago, Eastwood said:

I just think it's fun to have new morons to argue with. Way to fill the A&M gap, LSU.

You can't argue with morons.  I'll leave it at that.

you can beat us on the field. we don't like it and half of us will self immolate...but it happens and in the end we accept it. see 2015 osu-UT.

but by god we will not tolerate our great university being maligned and slandered.

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Ronnie, you stupid coonass software cunt. https://www.linkedin.com/in/ronnie-hedrick-07703444 There are five VAV systems listed in the spreadsheets, with air flowrates between 1500 and 450 cfm delivering about 3500 cfm to the spaces.

And preheat temp is the temperature of the air before it passes the cooling coils, usually close to ambient.

Shut your fucking hole.

I truly hope his comments calling his employer a liar make it back to the tower. Fuck you Ronnie, you dumb POS. You have a cush, state job and fucked it up. I hope you end up being employed in Morgan City where zika awaits.

How do you hack into a system of ropes and pulleys that open or close gates near ice blocks in front of fans attached to hamster wheels?

Easy, they are the most corrupt, just need to know the amount of $$$. Ya know, old school.
5 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Ronnie, you stupid coonass software cunt. https://www.linkedin.com/in/ronnie-hedrick-07703444 There are five VAV systems listed in the spreadsheets, with air flowrates between 1500 and 450 cfm delivering about 3500 cfm to the spaces.

And preheat temp is the temperature of the air before it passes the cooling coils, usually close to ambient.

Shut your fucking hole.

hasn't even been there a year and he's already the genius of hvac. what a damn idiot.

https://salaries.texastribune.org/the-university-of-texas-md-anderson-cancer-center/ronald-w-hedrick-ii/2254759/

This exactly what I was sure was going to happen once LSU started to smear us. The media would accept it as gospel and no matter what we do, ignore it or show it was a lie, we are guilty. Again winning the game was insufficient. They had to attempt to do serious damage to our university as an institution through complete lies and fabrications.
I don't know why they would do such a thing, but I would prefer we no longer associate with them in any form beyond what is mandated by the NCAA.


They fabricated this story to cover for the fact that everyone knew they were faking the injuries. They got called out and needed a scapegoat so they made some shit up about how it was our fault, thinking obit would follow up.
2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Scary  thing is, for that part of that shithole state,  Alex is downright cosmopolitan , relatively speaking 

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You can't argue with morons.  I'll leave it at that.
This may be true. But with having to share a conference with Texas A&M for over a century, Texas has had over 100 years of experience in monetizing morons. Hell, Texas has turned it into an art form. I expect that t-shirts and corporate sponsorships are already underway.

We know the LSU players struggle when deprived of their hermetic sleeping pods that insulate them from temperatures above 70 degrees. 

Inside information tells me even the home locker room at LSU tonight might reach as high as 74 degrees. Knowing these extreme conditions always cause LSU players to wilt, should I take the points? 

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I think the actress from Rosanne is a perfect spokesperson for LSU as the state and school mirror the Conner white trash family from the show. 

Coach O even looks like Rosanne

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Fluff is not only a great band name, it would make an excellent handle for a sock on any football-related message board, particularly one like texags or secrants.

Just sayin'.

 

Fluff is not only a great band name, it would make an excellent handle for a sock on any football-related message board, particularly one like texags or secrants.
Just sayin'.
 
Texags already has a lot of fluffers.
2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Fluff is not only a great band name, it would make an excellent handle for a sock on any football-related message board, particularly one like texags or secrants.

Just sayin'.

 

Hmmmm. This might be better than my band name SPORK. 

What do do with all of the TShirts dough?

Mississippi State having trouble slowing down Kansas State. Free time out with a lil cramp in the 2nd quarter after a first down.

The heat was supposed to be a problem for K State lol

South Carolina running hurry up, let's see if Alabama does it or if it's just the underlings in the SEC..

18 hours ago, gaspar said:

Amazing that only the defensive players were “stressed out”. Article didn’t mention that part. 

To be fair, Why would their offensive players be stressed out? 🤬

19 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

It's the photons 

It's always the goddamn photons! *slams fists on the table*

Kentucky using it obviously for a free time out to stop the bleeding after a first down in their red zone...

Very obviously. The guy tried to get up and they told him to sit back down....

Cramps again for another couple Kentucky defenders on this drive.... Convenient

Did anyone track the LSU game to see how many cramps happen in a blowout? I'll bet they were all in the first quarter or so when it was 14-17.

On 9/13/2019 at 6:39 PM, Poolflood said:

Looks like he has a master's degree from lsu.  Is that like a 9th or 10th grade education in most other states?  

He hasn't finished it.  He's citing it, but lists the years as 2018-2020.

I see this shit all the time on linkedin.  Actual resumes tend not to be so bullshitty.

Did anyone save a screenshot of Ronnie's Tweet?  What did it say.  You can't just link something stupid when it can be deleted.

4 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Did anyone save a screenshot of Ronnie's Tweet?  What did it say.  You can't just link something stupid when it can be deleted.

did he delete it?

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

did he delete it?

It’s not showing up on my devices, so I assume so. 

On 9/13/2019 at 11:09 AM, Machinator said:

 

 

On 9/13/2019 at 11:09 AM, Machinator said:

 

so if the tweets were deleted, the posts are deleted too?  Weird. 

so if the tweets were deleted, the posts are deleted too?  Weird. 
Not on Tapa:

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16 hours ago, Zavala said:

Cramps again for another couple Kentucky defenders on this drive.... Convenient

Possible new SEC slogans:

A cramping tradition like no other

Cramps 'R Us

Cramping since 2019

24 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Possible new SEC slogans:

A cramping tradition like no other

Cramps 'R Us

Cramping since 2019

it just means more cramps

Possible new SEC slogans:
A cramping tradition like no other
Cramps 'R Us
Cramping since 2019

Have a Cramp and a smile
1 hour ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Possible new SEC slogans:

A cramping tradition like no other

Cramps 'R Us

Cramping since 2019

It just menstruates more (including the cramps).

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I tried, I really fucking tried to talk my son out of going to LSU.  He's a good kid, just sucks that he's now one of them.  Probably just needs a decade or so of therapy to see things straight again.
The worst part for Texas is that these fucking idiots are too stupid to see that this is all bullshit.  They will only remember the negative and they will take it out on your fans and players next year, because this is who they are.  It's real life to them, this is how they live.  They are fucking miserable because they are stuck in that shithole state (even people from Misery feel sorry for people from La) so they're going to make you feel miserable too.  That's how this works, that's how any of this works.
Lulz, so it's gonna be like the old days in the SWC when we went to fayettnam eh?

Good. Fucking pussy ass whippersnappers today need to experience the recreation of the fayettnam experience.

Then we need to bring back friday night commerce street ou weekend. Fuck dallass fern bars.
4 hours ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Possible new SEC slogans:

A cramping tradition like no other

Cramps 'R Us

Cramping since 2019

You have my vote.

How do you hack into a system of ropes and pulleys that open or close gates near ice blocks in front of fans attached to hamster wheels?
How?

This is how.

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I am pretty good at sending FOIA requests.  It would be interesting to see how long they take to respond.  I also wonder if any legit. reporter asked anybody else other than the cheating head coach to back up his non-a/c complaints? 

 

I guess a bigger question will be this:  Will LSU pull the cramping strategy again this year?  

you can beat us on the field. we don't like it and half of us will self immolate...but it happens and in the end we accept it. see 2015 osu-UT.
but by god we will not tolerate our great university being maligned and slandered.
You never lived in Jester did you.

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