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Not a huge reality fan, but I'm addicted to Below Deck. Wish I had done this after I got out of the CG. Capt. Sandy talks about almost being taken by pirates. It's not all champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

https://www.bravotv.com/below-deck-mediterranean/season-4/episode-10/videos/captain-sandy-yawns-story-of-escaping-pirates

Other than Deadliest Catch, this is the only reality show I follow.

 

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    We don’t watch much reality TV, but I always thought Below Deck would be up our alley if we did watch reality TV. We like boats, beaches, the Mediterranean, and the Caribbean. Last year we went to Co

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  • I'm glad I found this thread. I thought I should be ashamed for watching it....good to know there is a support group.

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Was hoping somebody else started a thread for this, as I was too ashamed to.  But screw it, I am a Below Deck addict.  Have always wondered how much it costs to rent a super yacht.  If the guests tip $15-$20K for a three day excursion, it must not be cheap. 

This show and Top Chef are the two bravo shows I actually like.  I couldn't even tell you why Below Deck is so interesting to me, but my wife got me hooked on it.

The current Med season is probably the biggest clusterfuck of a cast they have had between the galley disasters and Travis.  I was just saying the other night that I would be down for a Jack and Aesha relationship show though, those two are hilarious together.

I would bet Rhylee from last year would being an amazing fuck right up until the point of her sucking your soul right out of your body.


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Was hoping somebody else started a thread for this, as I was too ashamed to.  But screw it, I am a Below Deck addict.  Have always wondered how much it costs to rent a super yacht.  If the guests tip $15-$20K for a three day excursion, it must not be cheap. 

Looked it up once and prices started at around $100K a week.

Fucking love this show.  Hannah on Mediterranean has an Aussie Jennifer Lawrence with big tits vibe that I really dig. 

Rhylee is the text book definition of an insane ginger. 

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2 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

 Hannah on Mediterranean has an Aussie Jennifer Lawrence with big tits vibe that I really dig. 

I'd hit that in a heartbeat. Also like Amy from S2-3. She's from Wichita Falls.

I found this show while I was stuck in a College Station hotel while my dog was at aggy for surgery. 

I, too, don't understand my like for it, but, hey...

Apparently, being a horrible bitch is a requirement for Chief Stew. 

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Fucking love this show.  Hannah on Mediterranean has an Aussie Jennifer Lawrence with big tits vibe that I really dig. 
Rhylee is the text book definition of an insane ginger. 


No doubt about Hannah but I gotta admit, the slow one eye blink gets to me sometimes...so distracting.


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The show inspires me to cook since they focus on the food so much.  So at least once a week I end up making something pretty awesome in the kitchen.  And chicken sandwich is a genius.  The world needs his idea.

Yep, I’m down with this show.  Travis sure likes to light it up.  

Ashamed to admit it as well. My wife and daughter make fun of me for watching my soap opera

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I am glad we are in a safe place...    Watching Below Deck a few years now...   

Goddammit, because of this thread I checked to see if it was on demand and there are like 70 fucking 45 minute episodes and I've alread started. 

On 9/8/2019 at 9:00 AM, CooterBrown said:


Looked it up once and prices started at around $100K a week.

Yep.  Plus fuel, food and tip.

Fuel and food not included? Fuck
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My wife have pseudo gotten into this though I haven't seen much of the Med ones. I did, however, like the one with Capt Lee with the insanely drunk host who apparently likes to have Bubble Parties. Think he was on the premiere (or second episode) of the last Capt Lee season. Apparently his first appearance was pretty wheels off.

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35 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I haven't seen much of the Med ones.

Stews are extremely hot (and slightly batshit cray).

36 minutes ago, RPM said:

Stews are extremely hot (and slightly batshit cray).

I saw a couple of the Med ones with the ridiculous Asian chef. I swear she was trolling everybody right? Microwaving the steak, making tacos with pre-formed Old El Paso taco shells, etc.

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I saw a couple of the Med ones with the ridiculous Asian chef. I swear she was trolling everybody right? Microwaving the steak, making tacos with pre-formed Old El Paso taco shells, etc.

She was Russian. Looks like her entire Cordon Bleu resume was bullshit, just like her naoch. Plus being blatantly homophobic on Bravo isn't the best decision.

On 9/8/2019 at 8:23 AM, immamac said:

Hahahaha this thread is gold. I am exactly the same way. Me and my wife watch this together and it's like the only show I watch with her. Jack and aesha are my faves

Jack is one of those guys that would be fun to hang out with, but he'd have you tearing your hair out trying to manage him in a work environment.

8 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Playboy needs a girls of “Below deck” issue. 

This may very well be the smartest thing I've read all day.  

This may very well be the smartest thing I've read all day.  
No shit

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So who are the hottest Below Deck ladies?

 

Rhylee is my all time #1.  So dirty, so crazy.  But so hot.

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Hannah is #1 on my list, but Brianna from BD S-5 would be a very close 2nd.

had a thing for Rocky in season 3... she be crazy though.

i would totally regret it after.

Hannah is #1 on my list, but Brianna from BD S-5 would be a very close 2nd.
Ooh, forgot about Brianna. Rhylee still my #1, though.

It drives me crazy how Captain Sandy has to insert herself into every scene. She needs to take a step back like Captain Lee. 

Hannah is my number 1, but Malia White from Med season 1 was astounding in those short shorts.

Rhylee is would be so much fun in the sack.  Until she burned your house down for dodging her calls.

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3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

We rented a 79’ boat for a day a couple summers ago.  It was a ton of fun. Last night on one of the episodes they showed the Abromovich sailing yacht that we saw this summer in St Tropez.

My name is Underdog and I too am a Below Deck watcher. 

6 minutes ago, mackavelli said:

Do we need to start a Southern Charmed thread?

You and your husband can keep that to yourselves.

We need pictures for your hottest below deck person votes. It’s in the rules.


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21 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

Ooh, forgot about Brianna.

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3 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

2 days, 2 seasons down. Pathetic. 

That’s hero work, bro. 

20 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

2 days, 2 seasons down. Pathetic. 

welcome to the dark side

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49 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

2 days, 2 seasons down. Pathetic. 

Wait until you start going back through them for the 2nd or 3rd time. THAT'S pathetic.

In no particular order for reference

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Kate Chastain

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Rhylee Gerber

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Briana Adekeye

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Caroline Bedol

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Baker Manning

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Jennice Ontiveros

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Connie Arias

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Lauren Burchell

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Lauren Cohen

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Jen Riservato

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Jen Howell

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Malia White

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Jamie Jason

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Emily Warburton-Adams

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SAMANTHA ORME

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Adrienne Gang

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Amy Johnson

 

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Laura Betancourt

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Simone Mashile - upcoming season 7

 

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Courtney Skippon - Upcoming Season 7

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Abbi Murphy - Upcoming Season 7

 

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