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#1201
10 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Daisy has a nice set.

Money well spent.

 

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#1202
Colin got a new pup.
 
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He has a YouTube channel where he fixes up hurricane damaged catamarans...Sailing Parlay Revival. It’s good stuff if you’re into fixing what appears to be unfixable.
#1204
2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Colin is a top 3 BD cast member. Just seemingly a great guy, hard worker, not an asshole or douchebag. 

He is number one. Drama going on all around him and he doesn't get involved in it. 

#1205
2 hours ago, Deej said:

He is number one. Drama going on all around him and he doesn't get involved in it. 

he’s not above rolling an occasional grenade.  And I am here for it.

#1209
41 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

My god.  We are halfway through this episode and I am dying.  I want this boat to sink to rid the world of these women.

They are awful, awful human beings.

#1210
41 minutes ago, Deej said:

But what if any of then were attractive?

The fat blond was rubbing up her fat rats.  I was ok with that.

#1211

It took how many seasons before they acknowledged STDs being spread between crew members?

#1212

“It could be cavitation. It could be throttle malfunction or my engine had a problem”. Or it could be that I was coming in way too hot and I totally fucked up. 

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#1214
On 5/14/2021 at 10:18 PM, Bateshorn said:

he’s not above rolling an occasional grenade.  And I am here for it.

Those are great. He picks his spots and they're just about perfect.

Last night's episode was the best one yet with Capt Glenn tagging the dock with the transom, JL's STD experience, the Trump bikini wearing mean girls from Houston, pink Longhorn hat on grandma (who it took Alli 90 mins to unpack her shit), Gary/Colin getting overheard ripping on the charter guests to Dani wanting to quit after JL's telling her about his burning peepee. BTW, I honestly expected worse from these women -- maybe that's coming next week.

#1215
9 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

“It could be cavitation. It could be throttle malfunction or my engine had a problem”. Or it could be that I was coming in way too hot and I totally fucked up. 

To be fair, you can see he floored it on the throttle and nothing happened.

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#1216
12 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

To be fair, you can see he floored it on the throttle and nothing happened.

Glenn said it basically a fly by wire setup. Control inputs go to a computer that sends input to the engine. He probably tried to go forward while the prop was still spinning in reverse and the computer said nope.

#1217
2 hours ago, RPM said:

Glenn said it basically a fly by wire setup. Control inputs go to a computer that sends input to the engine. He probably tried to go forward while the prop was still spinning in reverse and the computer said nope.

This is what I thought may have happened, moving through neutral too fast and the computer didn't react

#1219

Colin: "if everyone left the boat over STD's, there'd be no yachties left in the world."

Fucking hilarious. 

#1222

Fucking Gary.  "I can't keep my dick in my pants for 5 days".  Dude, just hang out and then go wild after you leave the boat for the season.  Also, fucking JL.  "My dick is red and I'm afraid it's an STD!"  Dani was right.  What are you?  12?

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#1226
9 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Just saw a preview of BD Med season 6. Premiers June 28. The cast includes Sandy and Malia. Ugh

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#1227
13 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Just saw a preview of BD Med season 6. Premiers June 28. The cast includes Sandy and Malia. Ugh

Will not watch

#1229

Watched the first episode of this sailing season. I swear, it must be mandatory on the sign up sheet for charter guests that most must act like flaming assholes while on the boat.

These people are loathsome.

#1230
Watched the first episode of this sailing season. I swear, it must be mandatory on the sign up sheet for charter guests that most must act like flaming assholes while on the boat.
These people are loathsome.

They are 100% coached to be like that.
#1232
33 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

They have to be.  Otherwise they are just awfully awful humans who need drop kicked off the boat

Wait until you get to the current Texas fans. You’ll wish for another freeze apocalypse. 

#1233
7 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Wait until you get to the current Texas fans. You’ll wish for another freeze apocalypse. 

The DVR has them all.  I’m sure the charter guests will not disappoint 

#1234

Colin just solidifying his spot as best crew member ever, week after week. 

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#1236

She's about to pop out JL's kid. She won't say whose it is, but the timing is suspicious, according to those doing the math. 

#1241
14 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Just watched the second episode. The Jean-Luc kid seems like he's not especially perceptive, or good at his job.

Captain Lee would've thrown everybody but Colin overboard by this point.

#1242
18 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Captain Lee would've thrown everybody but Colin overboard by this point.

Captain Lee has had far worse crews. Actually, this one is pretty capable. The chef is a bit of a weak link. 

#1243
3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Captain Lee has had far worse crews. Actually, this one is pretty capable. The chef is a bit of a weak link. 

He wouldn't put up with any of this shit, though.

#1245
Dani is my new favorite female cast member.  Hot and funny and cool.

Funny how at first I thought she was pretty average ( cute but nothing special) and then the minute she tells Allie to come lick her vagina my perception of her has changed.
#1246
13 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:


Funny how at first I thought she was pretty average ( cute but nothing special) and then the minute she tells Allie to come lick her vagina my perception of her has changed.

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#1248
Just saw a preview of BD Med season 6. Premiers June 28. The cast includes Sandy and Malia. Ugh
I think I'm out on that one. Can't stand either one of them.
#1250
10 hours ago, Chewbacca said:
On 5/27/2021 at 8:40 PM, TonyTexas said:
Just saw a preview of BD Med season 6. Premiers June 28. The cast includes Sandy and Malia. Ugh

I think I'm out on that one. Can't stand either one of them.

Same. Not watching those idiots. 

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