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    We don’t watch much reality TV, but I always thought Below Deck would be up our alley if we did watch reality TV. We like boats, beaches, the Mediterranean, and the Caribbean. Last year we went to Co

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The horse isn't as infatuated with it's own scat, though. 

10 min in. Seems like casting dept did their job well on these stews. Pretty solid bunch.

Chef Dave that was banging the hot brunette on his season til she dumped him was on Chopped last week. He won so I think he's on tonight's episode too. 
 

There was another chef from BD that was also on before  (male) but can't remember which one 

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On 2/4/2025 at 9:48 AM, TonyTexas said:

Nice boat. (Except for the weevils and maggots)

That was nasty. Personally, I hate the ship layout. No external decks. A labyrinth of stairs and ladders and a sketchy elevator. Pretty sure the Sous Chef gets canned next week. Not sure who the new deck and stew will be, but is this guy available?

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The boat is better than the converted Japanese whaling boat they has last season. 

On 2/5/2025 at 12:28 PM, RPM said:

That was nasty. Personally, I hate the ship layout. No external decks. A labyrinth of stairs and ladders and a sketchy elevator. Pretty sure the Sous Chef gets canned next week. Not sure who the new deck and stew will be, but is this guy available?

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Another question on that crazy boat.  It looks huge.  I know bravo ain’t spending money on more cast but a boat that size wouldn’t it  have more than a chief stew and 2.5 stews?  That kitchen is huge; she’s got a sous and won’t use him. Get rid of her; she’s awful to look at.

She's horrible.

Last season, she hates Joao because he fucked her best friend over, and as soon as he stepped on the boat she's trying to get him to fuck her. Some best friend. 

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she gets a sous chef and then delegates tasks to him like he's a dishwasher, and then the dinner service runs slow.  dumb bitch 

Checked out of sailing yacht.  This boat on down under. Damn  Seychelles is awesome too 

19 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Oh and Brianna  would get it all day. 

Is she back or is it a new Brianna?  The one from 5 or so years ago was pure smoke.

14 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

Is she back or is it a new Brianna?  The one from 5 or so years ago was pure smoke.

new Brianna.  not that I would kick new Brianna out of bed, but that Brazilian spinner would be fun 

That stew who gives fuck all about superyacht service can have an onlyfans now please to link to.

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Yes she is. Ol' Cheffy is going to lose her mind that all the boys will ignore her ugly ass.

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They served bat to the guests? This is why we can't have nice things. 

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This Bosun sucks. Eddie would fuck him up.

If the Below Deck franchises (and Elon Musk) have taught me anything, it's that South African males seem to all be pieces of shit. 

9 hours ago, RPM said:

This Bosun sucks. Eddie would fuck him up.

I don’t think this idiot has ever worked on a boat. Total idiot.  I’m sure the yacht owner enjoys the captain brushing everything off for training moments.  Someone is going to to die while Wihan asks is starboard right or left?

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20 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Someone is going to to die while Wihan asks is starboard right or left?

I was screaming at the screen when the deckhand was trying to push the anchor chain down the spurling while the capstan was running. That's how you lose a fucking hand. 

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Daisy moving over to stinkpots with Captain Jason for season 4 of BD Down Under. In a pleasant surprise, Chef Ben is also joining the cast. 

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15 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

Daisy moving over to stinkpots with Captain Jason for season 4 of BD Down Under. In a pleasant surprise, Chef Ben is also joining the cast. 

Read that yesterday and it made me smile. Daisy really got fucked over.

Wihan needed to go. He was a poor Bosun. The Greek seemed like a nice guy, but he's still got personal issues so here's your plane ticket. 

New Bosun seems solid, not sure about the deckhand.

Was the last season of BD sailing yacht even worth watching?

6 minutes ago, NoName said:

Was the last season of BD sailing yacht even worth watching?

no

8 minutes ago, Deej said:

no

Glad we didn't watch then. I'll stick to Colin's youtube 

17 minutes ago, RPM said:

The Greek seemed like a nice guy, but he's still got personal issues so here's your plane ticket. 

Personal issues like your roommate & boss trying to hook up w/ your girl?  Wihan was super lucky to not have taken a beatdown.  Johnny was incredibly restrained in that moment.

If he was going to be fired for punching a cabinet, he should have just gone ahead and beaten the crap out of Wihan. 

31 minutes ago, Mittens said:

Personal issues like your roommate & boss trying to hook up w/ your girl?  Wihan was super lucky to not have taken a beatdown.  Johnny was incredibly restrained in that moment.

Wihan played that night like he had no clue.  Next day he said he thought “she crawled in bed to talk”.  He is the least self-aware compulsive liar.  I wanted Johnny to tie him to the anchor.  Obviously a casting decision to give Jason his own Gary but this idiot k ew nothing about boats.

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20 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Tzarina is looney toons.

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2 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Tzarina is looney toons. Maybe it's you homie. 

She is the worst. Not just crazy, but unattractive. 

Tzarina freaking the fuck out because Lara said her psychobowl choice was wrong.  Uhh front of house usually selects dinnerware.  
she be crazy.

i don’t get all the glassware  they use on all these boats, especially sailing yacht.  Here’s your red solo cup or can of beer.  
 

also if i had the means to take a vacation on one of these boats im not doing stupid fashion shows, not bringing formal wear, dress shoes, or stupid loads of jewelry.  I’m fucking off and eating whatever the fuck I want.

Id be trying to bang some stews. They all seem to be looking for hookups. 

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9 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Tzarina freaking the fuck out because Lara said her psychobowl choice was wrong.  Uhh front of house usually selects dinnerware.  
she be crazy.

i don’t get all the glassware  they use on all these boats, especially sailing yacht.  Here’s your red solo cup or can of beer.  
 

also if i had the means to take a vacation on one of these boats im not doing stupid fashion shows, not bringing formal wear, dress shoes, or stupid loads of jewelry.  I’m fucking off and eating whatever the fuck I want.

You'll wear what Bravo says you wear and say what Bravo says, Master Thespian.

Looks like Lara and Tzarinas shit finally comes to a head next week. Thank god 

Tzarina is literal batshit crazy cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

2 hours ago, Mittens said:

Tzarina is literal batshit crazy cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

Yeah, she's going to stab somebody.

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Not a fan of this Captain, but at least he's not Sandy. The Down Under guy should take over. 

22 minutes ago, RPM said:

Not a fan of this Captain, but at least he's not Sandy. The Down Under guy should take over. 

Yeah, no. That guy sucks worse than Captain Baldy. He ran a yacht into a dock at full speed. Was probably busy adjusting his kimono. 

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