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Just finished down under. Jason is a G.  Starting the new season and bravo managed to finally do it. The ugliest fucking crew in history. The French chick with banging body and ugly face is the only thing resembling not dog shit 

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    We don’t watch much reality TV, but I always thought Below Deck would be up our alley if we did watch reality TV. We like boats, beaches, the Mediterranean, and the Caribbean. Last year we went to Co

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Shitty shitty tip for a five day charter. Hopefully those guests were crushed on social media.

Somehow I don’t think a bunch of porn stars have a lot of shame.

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or money.

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How embarrassing to get so drunk on a private yacht that you get the cops called on ya.  I hope that guest had fun watching what an ass she was!

“I hate food!”

Those had to be the ugliest women in the whole of lingerie retail.  That one has a chin implant worse than Jay Leno.  Fucking Sgt Hulk right there.

The ineptitude of fucking Frayser was evident thru that whole episode.  Such a fucking moron.  

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1 hour ago, Bill Brasky said:

Solene = my slutty kind of wheelhouse 

Got a chuckle out of her love octagon comment. And she's definitely keen on completing the eight sides 

4 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

“I hate food!”

Those had to be the ugliest women in the whole of lingerie retail.  That one has a chin implant worse than Jay Leno.  Fucking Sgt Hulk right there.

The ineptitude of fucking Frayser was evident thru that whole episode.  Such a fucking moron.  

He's the worst

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Scottish deckhand picking up a Boston babe and sealing the deal in the bathroom is very Top Gun-like.  

8 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Scottish deckhand picking up a Boston babe and sealing the deal in the bathroom is very Top Gun-like.  

she wasn't bad looking, but damn what a slut 

2 hours ago, Native Horn said:

Scottish deckhand picking up a Boston babe and sealing the deal in the bathroom is very Top Gun-like.  

 

2 hours ago, Bill Brasky said:

she wasn't bad looking, but damn what a slut 

Nailing her on the bathroom floor was gross but probably not as gross as him allegedly slipping his dick in that fat Jersey Shore wannabe and nearly getting his ass fired.

Stillie is a fucking hot mess.

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Gary is a dirtbag sailor

I'm going with it died and he's just a moron who has his head stuck up his ass.

Holy shit, between Christian and the chick this is maybe the worst deck crew the show has ever had.

16 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Holy shit, between Christian and the chick this is maybe the worst deck crew the show has ever had.

Max being ultra confrontational and the boson seeming lost at times doesn't help. I'd say this is probably the worst, but there have been some bad ones with multiple firings. 

On the other hand, this is overall the most attractive interior I can remember. The two new girls are absolute knockouts, and I've always had a thing for Aesha (yeah, her voice is weird I guess, but her looks and personality 10/10). 

2 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

On the other hand, this is overall the most attractive interior I can remember. The two new girls are absolute knockouts

God damn it, I stopped watching all variations of this show ~4 years ago but this comment might rope me back into opening it back up. Which flavor is this?

1 minute ago, KaiserSoze said:

God damn it, I stopped watching all variations of this show ~4 years ago but this comment might rope me back into opening it back up. Which flavor is this?

Med.  Sandy is still captain. 

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Med.  Sandy is still captain. 

Thanks. Lol, fuck, she's why I stopped watching it.

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1 minute ago, KaiserSoze said:

Thanks. Lol, fuck, she's why I stopped watching it.

Same

11 minutes ago, KaiserSoze said:

Thanks. Lol, fuck, she's why I stopped watching it.

So far this season (not much) it's been more cast centric 

3 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Max being ultra confrontational and the boson seeming lost at times doesn't help. I'd say this is probably the worst, but there have been some bad ones with multiple firings. 

On the other hand, this is overall the most attractive interior I can remember. The two new girls are absolute knockouts, and I've always had a thing for Aesha (yeah, her voice is weird I guess, but her looks and personality 10/10). 

 

3 hours ago, KaiserSoze said:

Thanks. Lol, fuck, she's why I stopped watching it.

She's way less annoying than she used to be. They don't really feature her a whole lot anymore and I think she's either become a better captain or the producers know better than to showcase her.

Aesha is hilarious and pretty hot for sure. Kizzi is a hot mess. Sometimes she looks great, sometimes she has the frame of an Oompah Loompah. My wife said it one night and now I can't not think about it. Her hands seem tiny and her head might be a little large -- at least it looks that way in some of her 1-on-1's. I did get a kick out of her saying she left her last boat with three STD's and the phone call with her poor boyfriend where the dude was painfully asking her if she'd told everybody she had a BF. I can't get over the other chick going by "V" -- she's ok. We've had better.

On 10/14/2025 at 12:38 PM, C-Man said:

Holy shit, between Christian and the chick this is maybe the worst deck crew the show has ever had.

The producers have pretty much completely given up on hiring actual competent people for all of the BD shows. The shadow crew does all the work now. 

11 hours ago, Deej said:

The producers have pretty much completely given up on hiring actual competent people for all of the BD shows. The shadow crew does all the work now. 

Yeah, now it’s just “how many of these attractive (mostly) young people can we get to fuck each other on this boat?”

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If you want to watch actual sailing without the scripted drama check out Sailing Parlay Revival with Colin MacRae from BD Sailing Yacht. New episode every Sunday at 8am. It's great. They are circumnavigating the world. currently in The Philippines.

 

Half the episode 

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also IMO, unless you're the Primary, don't be a giant pain in the ass about stuff 

Yeah, that dude must be fun to be around. I'm vegan, I don't like salad in any form, I expect creativity, I want to feel full but without a lot of carbs and starches, plus make sure my body gets the minerals it needs.  Motherfucker, professional chefs are not personal nutritionists, if you have a strict regimented meal plan, that's on you.  What a self-centered asshole. 

 

It is always my hope that shitty guests get hammered on social media and embarrassed as fuck once the episode airs.

Def the hottest Interior of all the shows.  The Latin chick is fine af.   Just got to episode of sandy firing eeeeebody.  Both those 2 losers sucked ass 

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Well that was a sad episode/cliffhanger to watch 2 days before Christmas 

Far be it for me to shit on a guy tryna get a little extra, but Joe is a special kind of shithead to be kissing Kizzy while V is so fucked up over her dead fiancé that she can't even function normally.  

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